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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

this guy is out there winning hearts and minds again

https://www.reddit.com/r/toronto/comments/14kdff7/garfieldeats_founder_nathen_mazri_being_just_a/

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i hate nathen mazri

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1673599630267801602

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

What’s “funny” about that is that he made a big show of donating food from GarfieldEats to the homeless right up until the city opened a homeless shelter on his block and then he flipped out.

kind of, the shelter was always there. it was in-between the subway exit + his store and a lot of people hung out outside of it when there wasn't space inside. at some point his brain cell decided this was depressing and/or bad for business and suggested physical makeovers for the residents. saintly, no doubt.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i wish garfieldeats was still open so someone had the opportunity to put a brick through it

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

probably properly

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i hope he runs for mayor so the general public can legally destroy his image

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

All that Q brainwashing poo poo effects people regardless of borders. It is designed for the weak of will.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

it's weird how it turns out that people with dumbass stupid hairbrained business ideas are all also stupid as gently caress in every other aspect of life (chuds)


gonna take a genius to figure this one out

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Dr. Quarex posted:

"Every accusation is a confession" is really just a solid go-to observation for most Internet shitheads

oh sure a guy who got his dick stuck in a slot car track and the button got stuck in an 'on' position and now is zipping around the living room at 120mph WOULD say that

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

To be fair, he did also have the idea of being successful

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Under Siege, which is also about a persecuted chef who is actually a badass genius and has to save the world from North Korea and America.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i think it counts as parody on account of it being sold by a clown

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

perhaps garfield is a lovely intellectual property??

maybe the whole idea of garfield is tired and extremely 19th century and doesnt fit in a modern world??

maybe garfield is such an easy target for parody and satire that, oh i dont know, someone could make a nearly 5 hour long video completely taking the piss out of the comic's format by having jon and garfield answer the door for viewer mail live????


no that couldnt be it....

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


gently caress off garf

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


Tell me you're a bottom without saying you're a bottom

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

GolfHole posted:

Tell me you're a bottom without saying you're a bottom


ok

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

of all his ventures this one finally seems the most apt

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

ten lasagnas says hes gonna hand deliver them

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

steinrokkan posted:

"I hate America, the Great Satan" - Garfield the cat

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

I find it pretty weird he listens to Nick Cave can't say I was expecting that

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

that looks about 15 years old so im gonna go ahead and guess its either real from some time ago or its his highschool yearbook

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

so this guy has brain damage or a learning disability or something right

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

coward

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

kenny hotz has gotta get this guy on a kenny vs spenny reboot

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

he thinks he invented garfield

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

pseudanonymous posted:

No that’s like clean.

his store was always pretty clean (because nobody was in it)

it looked like a pop-up crafts boutique that only leased retail space oct - dec

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

people are definitely watching columbo again but i don't know if they even stopped

there's nothing else that scratches that same itch
poker face was kind of close but it ended up going a different direction

a lot of the 'free' tv options that are bundled with things like plex have a 24/7 columbo channel

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

stop making him cool (for free)

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

"don't have a cow, man!"

featuring barts favorite our big cow lasagna

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

papa burger issues

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i want to take this opportunity to reiterate that the staple issue is 100% real and it is the only thing ive ever agreed with nathen about. people need to stop using staples in food delivery. either you cut yourself on it or it ends up in your meal. nathen is right!!! nathen is right!!!!!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

nathen mazri is a hero of brand socialism!! no more free market!!! no more capitalism!!!! only brand!!!!!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

BEAUTIFUL CAT
Thank you!!!

NATHFIELD
I must be loyle to
my egeez .

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Powerful Katrinka posted:

My theory is that no one who matters has noticed him yet. He's a loser with no influence, no money, no followers, nothing. They probably forgot about him after settling things with the licensing, and haven't noticed him since.

i think garfields lawyers know he's mentally unbalanced and suing him would bring no good attention to the brand so they leave him alone

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

lmao

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Elephant Ambush posted:

There's a part of me that thinks he knows this but he desperately fumbles around for anything to post about that might get him attention or engagement

theres a 0% chance he's not here, in this thread, right now

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

I flat-out guarantee he isn’t. Please don’t bring him here as it would ruin the thread

i dont want him here either i just agree that he's doing these posts on purpose by this point

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

The Alchemist posted:

I just want Garfield to be safe

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