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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I wonder what horrors he'll unleash next!

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
The worst thing you can do to a narcissist is puncture their worldview bubble

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Frank Frank posted:

Uh...

https://www.instagram.com/p/CmnCtHToLNs/

Make sure you have sound on for this one. I guess I know why Nathen didn't end up voicing Nathfield now.

Literally the first word I heard when I clicked on this was "come" lmao

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Chloe reveal yourself or face to... Idk what yet but I'll think of something

E: to be clear this is a joke you're not required to attach your face to an account name if you don't want to

I suppose i have to put this disclaimer in because of the star

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Thankfully, if she's a long time SA user, she knows that already

☝️

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Is he literally just quoting the BBC news article

Seems like it!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I'm surprised he remembers egeez exists tbh

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
So uh Nathen just learned about BRICS huh?

This is gonna be something

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Frank Frank posted:

Is this too long for a thread title?

Nope!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ah yes BRICS, an organization where the members famously don't have central banks

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Sure let's get Paramount's lawyers involved in a tiny restaurant IP dispute over in Eastern Europe that would be a stellar use of their time

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Frank Frank posted:

Less likely to get another C&D from the federal government than from Viacom. Maybe he was banking on the government shutting down

God if DHS has to put out a press release about how they're not partnered with Egeez I'm going to collapse into a black hole of laughter

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

temple posted:

I know people are going to say rich, but I don't get why a rich saudi-canadian of "celibate" orientation would support the politics he does. It isn't even in his own interests.

Politics contains multitudes

I know a gay Asian dude who's part of a union and voted for Trump the second time

People are just bizarre when it comes to politics, and it quite often isn't in their best interest because the emotional appeal is much more powerful than the logical one

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Oh God we're gonna get an I/P take aren't we


is he saying what I think he's saying

quote:

There’s someone up there in the pyramid that is really controlling this world. I mean I know who, but maybe we’ll leave it for another interview.

Seth Pecksniff fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Oct 10, 2023

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Garfield Declares a Fatwa

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
What caused this latest diatribe against Paramount?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Frank Frank posted:

I can think of a dozen other ways to express that same sentiment that don’t involve monster dildos l

Jabba the Hutt x Bad Dragon

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
"we had no account manager to run approvals but still sold it anyway", the Nathen Mazri story

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Frank Frank posted:

Dear Nathen,
What happened to:
* Scooby Eats
* Nathfield “podcast”
* Nathfield Eats art gallery
* Nathen’s movie night with fans
* The “marry Nathen” dating game
* Eegeez
* the whole “clean label” initiative
* Farm2Plate deodorant

Sincerely,
FF

I want my Nathfield update!! What happened to Gabby? Pig Bill? I need to know!!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Man he's really going down memory lane isn't he

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

root beer posted:

Remember when Sony re-released Morbius because of the memes? Laffo

IT'S MORBIN' TIME

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
:dudsmile:

Please God let this be happening

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

mediaphage posted:

lol yeah sounds like people who didn't know what they were doing which is all too common (thus perfect for this thread)

but i can imagine that the difference between an actual harry potter restaurant and the wish.com version is a lot of traffic

You ain't kidding


quote:

“As far as just building out the building, technology has been the biggest nightmare,” Balch said in October 2021 as he grumbled about the digital reservation and point-of-sale-system giving him headaches. “Honestly, we don’t like technology. Magic is better.”


:neckbeard: warm your vocal cords up Frank Frank, it's rendition time!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

MassRafTer posted:

Him taking credit for predicting the death of retail is so good.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1730973355220541739

Famously, brick and mortar was doing fine until Nathen willed it into decline with the sheer force of his predictions

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Where's episode 4 Nathen :mad:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Busters posted:

It's a lot more enjoyable when he's actively running a business into the ground instead of just pretending to have a job/business. I've seen the same dusty closet of leftover Garfield merch so many times. Nathen is at his peak when he's trying to force frozen food into the shape of a cartoon.

I'm waiting with baited breath for ScottPligrimEATS

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
SteamboatWillieEATS

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I still don't understand what Egeez provides that I can't get from buying direct from the manufacturer

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I love it

I love the fact he thinks it can be monitored, that he thinks people will spend money on it, everything about it

To all you haters: Egeez needs seed money. You have a better idea??

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

CodfishCartographer posted:

As long as mods don't consider it :filez: I will absolutely be posting every recipe here, assuming Nathen actually delivers the promised word doc (a huge assumption, to be fair)

I give you permission to post the recipes here, especially since you probably aren't going to sign anything saying it's for your personal use and a tweet is probably not something that will hold up in court

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

MassRafTer posted:

He's finally found himself something that gets the tiniest bit of entergagement.

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1743230728588947714

Oh God is this gonna end in GarfieldPizzaGateEATS?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
He declares himself a loyal subject of that woman who claims she's Queen of Canada and feeds her Garfield shaped pizza and Garfuccinos every day

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Pretty sure this is the most entergagement I've ever seen on Nathen's posts

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Frank Frank posted:

GarfieldEATS has a lot in common with Oppenheimer. They both feature giant bombs and entirely too much talking

DoombatINC posted:

and they each lasted about three hours

God I want these combined to be the thread title but I'm not sure I can fit it

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

LvK posted:

he was posting pictures of his brother and his brother's family on his IG stories a few weeks ago, but that didn't feel in the spirit of the thread even if it was the only time he's mentioned family lately.

The multiple photos of his feet mixed in there, maybe, but gently caress preserving that.

Please keep it to Nathen himself. I know you did but I'm saying this as a general rule

His family isn't part of this whole poo poo show beyond maybe throwing him money for Egeez or ScottPilgrimEATS or whatever batshit new idea he comes up with next week

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Well yeah that's a given because then it becomes GarfieldEATS co-

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

the yeti posted:

Truffle oil is almost uniformly artificial, it sounds fancier than it is. Nathen assuredly does not know this.

My ex used to watch almost exclusively cooking shows and MasterChef was one of them. Some contestants would use truffle oil and the look of disgust on Joe Bastianich's face when tasting a dish containing it was frankly rather delightful sometimes

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

MrQwerty posted:

I acquired a black truffle one time and to be frank (frank) and not to sound like three olives, but the difference between a truffle and whatever the gently caress they call truffle oil is stark

Oh yeah it's night and day man

Whatever truffle oil is it ain't truffle

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Where's the thermonuclear lawsuit Nathen????

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Nathen has a real knack for coining ominous phrases. Remember "Meat never dies?"

Holy poo poo I forgot about meat never dies

I think that was the first time I started reading this thread

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