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Knormal posted:I love the way he always @'s these big stars when telling us how little he cares about them, just hoping to get in an online fight to boost his profile. lmao that's an ad for his new limited-edition shirt    
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Run. https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1712864401240338539
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Oct 13, 2023 17:45
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Nathen sued by Warner Bros/Discovery for uploading an IG video of him forcing the world's largest "Robot Jones" costume to give him oral sex
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Cabbages and Kings posted:I ate some bear because my cousin was behind another truck which hit and killed one, and he absconded with it and butchered it. Black bear. YogiEATS here to fill this gap in the market!
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Nov 23, 2023 05:06
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Funky WinkerbEATS. Sustainable meats from animals that died of cancer #hospice2plate
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Nov 24, 2023 03:56
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I was looking it up and I guess there's a sandwich chain in Canada named "Dagwood's" that's managed to get away with it long enough to open up a handful of locations. Which is really gonna put a dent in DagwoodEATS, Nathen's new idea for a soup bar.
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I mean, my fat panderable-to rear end will see a Snickers in a slightly different package and briefly consider the impulse purchase, thus proving the sway of both branding over me AND the well-established place of variety over my simple brain in a comfortable setting, but I guess that's why I'm not the world's youngest Lockhorns licensee. Give me the expensive mints that make my rear end in a top hat and tonsils simultaneously prolapse with spring scents!
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Nov 30, 2023 08:31
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joylessdivision posted:I still can't get past that he spells in Egeez, and yet pronounces it Iggys. and he knows how it should be pronounced, because the slogan is "Oh, geez! It's eGeez!"
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Dec 18, 2023 01:41
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someone pointed out that the article he's linking appears to be a link to an unpublished draft, and when you click it, it thinks you're him coming back to edit it and asks you to log in.
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Dec 19, 2023 18:41
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I don't know if we've covered this one or not but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIVpFLDPdbY eGeez news show, hosted by the 2x Guinness World Record holder for world's largest Funko Pop collection
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I love that his entire identity is brand purity but he can't figure out why the rightsholders might ignore unofficial fan creations, but then go after the world's youngest garfield licensee for posting inappropriate content as a brand ambassador.
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Jan 5, 2024 23:01
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didn't he try to get Viacom's lawyers to go after a hole-in-the-wall kebab shop in Serbia or something, on grounds of he did it first?
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Jan 10, 2024 22:22
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didn't even commit to full-size cereal boxes! He used the four from a sampler pack, put an elf in blackface, and gave up!
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1745102246533103793 https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1745141916969193898  
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Jan 11, 2024 17:43
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it took a year to do a google image search for "semolina flour"
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Jan 11, 2024 17:55
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he already had his own AI! It was a barely-modified base package commercial ChatGPT with some eGeez crap thrown into it and he didn't pay long enough to keep it online.
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he was posting pictures of his brother and his brother's family on his IG stories a few weeks ago, but that didn't feel in the spirit of the thread even if it was the only time he's mentioned family lately. The multiple photos of his feet mixed in there, maybe, but gently caress preserving that.
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Jan 11, 2024 22:47
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MrQwerty posted:He used Coffea arabiolosia also a lot of commercial red sauces will use shredded/pureed carrots to add sweetness!
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#scam #fake and #world are three things that are not allowed on egeez.
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went to see if he'd reacted to the new Garfield trailer, instead found this
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I have to confess that I didn't get more than a few seconds through that video. My body's "you have been poisoned" instinct kicks in with his nuclear level of... bad.
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I just checked and, yes, the single like and the single retweet are both from the GarfieldEATSinc account
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Mar 12, 2024 23:37
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of course he's got the Kanye West Bionicle Shoes
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GarfieldSUBWAYSARINATTACK doesn't quite have the same ring to it
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1778836357407740147 Nathen has boldly declared that the new Garfield movie theme song is dedicated to Nathen. https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1779236136260411509 Nathen has decided that a tragic spree killing is the perfect time to try and get attention from.... Andy Cohen and Sacha Baron Cohen? https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1779239801150955985 He has also boldly declared that #WW3 was an inevitability after an eclipse.
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Apr 13, 2024 22:40
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iirc Nathen's Discord server was only ever populated by speculators from different walks of online life, who were only there to watch Nathen's next move while he tried to shout at all of them to attack his decided social media enemies, to no avail. Then he went on one of his bigot streaks and one of the mods shut the server down.
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Apr 16, 2024 06:33
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don't remember seeing this, but he stumped for a knockoff Garfield cryptocurrency as a way to.... avoid having to pay for an official license. .... if this man ever so much as brushes up against the idea of introspection, his body is going to destroy itself in a nanosecond. https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1770541475526320628
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Woke up to a Discord message saying Nathen is thirsting over Mr. Clean and teasing an OnlyFans, this is the life I've fashioned
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldMovNews/status/1788752793190162595 Nathen's already taken note, now to wait for him to have an absolute normal one over the "first ever" phrasing
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 (warning: he stopped posting war horrors but they didn't make him remove any of the ones he already tweeted)
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lmao jesus christ the watermelon emoji is already a symbol associated with free Palestine, this man literally can't stop making tragedy and horror about himself
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