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dunno what to use it for, but  
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You can use it in a lot of things. Meat and rice dishes, baked goods, desserts, spice blends, you can even put a few strands in your tea if you like.
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Jun 20, 2023 19:03
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sound with it
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Jun 20, 2023 19:04
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:sound with it
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Jun 20, 2023 19:04
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Nobody Interesting posted:dunno what to use it for, but That's safflower lmao
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Jun 20, 2023 19:05
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:That's safflower lmao That explains so much. It did seem a bit too good to be true.
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Jun 20, 2023 19:06
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I'm love saffron. saffron deez nutz.
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Jun 20, 2023 19:07
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Make saffronade.
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Jun 20, 2023 19:10
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just keep it near you to sniff every once in a while, it's good for mood
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Jun 20, 2023 19:11
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Take a pinch and chew it like tobaccy 
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Jun 20, 2023 19:12
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:That's safflower lmao Yeah, saffron is a few tiny orange threads that cost a fortune.
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Jun 20, 2023 19:12
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can't believe i got scammed, i married their daughter and all i got was fake saffron!
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You can still mostly use it like saffron but it won't taste the same and you'll need more of it.
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Nobody Interesting posted:can't believe i got scammed, i married their daughter and all i got was fake saffron! 
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Jun 20, 2023 19:23
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saffron is pretty expensive, sorry that your inlaws were too cheap to get you the real thing
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Jun 20, 2023 19:24
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Nobody Interesting posted:can't believe i got scammed, i married their daughter and all i got was fake saffron! who knew that dowries weren't inflation proof
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Jun 20, 2023 19:25
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quote:Safflower flowers are occasionally used in cooking as a cheaper substitute for saffron, sometimes referred to as "bastard saffron". lmao the funniest way to find out what your inlaws think of you
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Jun 20, 2023 19:26
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It just like Tumeric but it makes things red instead of yellow. Its a richer colour hence why it is more expensive
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Jun 20, 2023 19:28
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Use your fake saffron to make fake paella
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Jun 20, 2023 19:33
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sell it on eBay as real saffron, parcel it out into those tiny cocaine baggies, you'll make a fortune op
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Jun 20, 2023 19:33
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make pieyayah
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Saffron ice cream.
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:That's safflower lmao I was thinking it had to be some sort of substitute. If you buy saffron here it come in those same little glass jars but it's packed in a little plastic bag inside and there are only 2 pinches - and it costs twice as much as any other jar filled with herbs or spices.
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Yeah I was about to say if you had that much saffron it'd be like $300 worth or some poo poo Hell the tiny few strands I have cost $20
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Use it to dye your clothes like the ancient Minoans
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put it all in a french press and make an insane tea
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what does the scouter say about his flavour level
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R.L. Stine posted:lmao the funniest way to find out what your inlaws think of you i feel inclined to defend their honour because i actually really like them. looking deeper into the care package, there appears to also be some of the real stuff 
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A good way to check if this is real saffron is to eat a few spoonfuls of it. If your skin doesn't turn yellow, you don't get nausea, dizziness and bloody diarrhea - or if you don't start bleeding from the eyes, nose and lips? You got scammed! e: Actually it takes 5 grams to cause this kind of poisoning, which is more than most people can fit in one hand. 20 grams is lethal. Valko fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Jun 20, 2023 |
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Jun 20, 2023 20:44
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Look deeper into the care package Im sure theres a little bag of pubes in there
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:Look deeper into the care package Im sure theres a little bag of pubes in there i hope so
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its really good in rice op
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Jun 20, 2023 20:46
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Pubes in rice is the dish of my people
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:Pubes in rice is the dish of my people Hello fellow Persian.
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Jun 20, 2023 20:49
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Life is saffron like buddha said
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Valko posted:e: Actually it takes 5 grams to cause this kind of poisoning, which is more than most people can fit in one hand. 20 grams is lethal. I never knew that! What with that and the pubic-rice recipe, this thread is turning out to be surprisingly educational.
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Jun 20, 2023 20:54
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My in-laws gave me Texas Roadhouse gift cards.
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Szyznyk posted:My in-laws gave me Texas Roadhouse gift cards. Good in-laws. I need some of the green beans from there.
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