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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Cashews exist just saying...

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I suck the salt off the shell then use hot tongue action to get the nut out and spit the empty shell away.

But enough about my dates. I don’t eat peanuts

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I suck the salt off the shell then use hot tongue action to get the nut out and spit the empty shell away.

But enough about my dates. I don’t eat peanuts

Dates don't have shells, they have pits, bozo

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Wendigee posted:

Cashews exist just saying...
Hell yeah, eating cashews whole is a real challenge. None of this "of my untrained butthole can't pass some bristles." Straight to "argh, my insides are on fire."

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Cashew come from a fruit and are toxic to eat raw... ?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Don't eat peanut shells unless you like pesticides, gut surgery and cancer-causing fungi:

https://www.livestrong.com/article/493419-can-i-eat-peanut-shells

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

And they taste good

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

BigBadSteve posted:

Don't eat peanut shells unless you like pesticides, gut surgery and cancer-causing fungi:

https://www.livestrong.com/article/493419-can-i-eat-peanut-shells
Thank you for confirming it's perfectly fine to eat peanuts in shell.

quote:

Many people report they enjoy peanuts, including the shell, and food scientists indicate that it's okay.
I trust our food scientists enough I just stopped reading the rest of the article from there.

Valko posted:

Cashew come from a fruit and are toxic to eat raw... ?
Well I did say it was a challenge.

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh
I love peanuts, they're one of my favorite foods. Unfortunately I'm allergic.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Jam like 40 in there at once

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

trouser chili posted:

I love peanuts, they're one of my favorite foods. Unfortunately I'm allergic.

I'm going to pray the Lord heals your malady

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

does anybody want a peanut?

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
I cannot imagine being drunk enough to eat a peanut whole in the shell, and I've been real drunk plenty of times.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

george washington carver is gonna kick your fuckin rear end

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

Smugworth posted:

I'm going to pray the Lord heals your malady

The lord gave this affliction to me forty some-odd years after giving me to me. Used to eat peanuts every day for breakfast, guess I hit my lifetime limit.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
No circus peanuts please.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm all out of peanut shells


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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

BigBadSteve posted:

Don't eat peanut shells unless you like pesticides, gut surgery and cancer-causing fungi:

https://www.livestrong.com/article/493419-can-i-eat-peanut-shells

didn’t know people could grow bezoars. thought that was just a cow thing. didn’t know fungus could cause cancer either. what a terrible day for learning

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Dick Fontaine posted:

didn’t know people could grow bezoars. thought that was just a cow thing. didn’t know fungus could cause cancer either. what a terrible day for learning

References & resources:

Kids Health: Pica

Virginia-Carolinas Peanuts Promotions: Frequently Asked Questions

Focus on Autism and Other Developmental Disabilities: Understanding Pica Behavior

Mayo Clinic: Bezoars: What Foods Can Cause This Digestive Problem?

International Journal of Epidemiology: Relationship of Tree Nut, Peanut and Peanut Butter Intake with Total and Cause-Specific Mortality: A Cohort Study and Meta-Analysis

Feedipedia - Animal Feed Resources Information System: Peanut Hulls

University of Maryland Medical Center: Intestinal Obstruction

North Carolina State University; Wildlife and Pesticides-Peanuts; William E. Palmer, et al.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Now do pistachios

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
i dont eat the shell but if its one of the tough single peanut shells that doesnt want to open i bite it open. i do the same for pistachios that are mostly closed and i cant get a good grip on em to rip em open. having bit many nut shells peanut is the most tastey but the wierd plant vein thing they have is gross.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

snergle posted:

i dont eat the shell but if its one of the tough single peanut shells that doesnt want to open i bite it open. i do the same for pistachios that are mostly closed and i cant get a good grip on em to rip em open. having bit many nut shells peanut is the most tastey but the wierd plant vein thing they have is gross.

Yeah it's not my favorite

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
I feed the crows shelled peanuts and even they pull them out of the shell.

So basically what you're telling me when you eat shelled peanuts is that crows are smarter than you.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

snergle posted:

the wierd plant vein thing they have is gross.

The what now

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Iykyk

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Peanut shells are good. People who eat edamame shells are the ones you need to worry about.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Haven't we had this thread before?

Has someone already posted this?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Waltzing Along posted:

Haven't we had this thread before?

Has someone already posted this?

No that was sunflower seeds

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Sunflower seeds blow

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Waltzing Along posted:

Haven't we had this thread before?

Has someone already posted this?

this one maybe? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4034706

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
I eat peanut shells and sunflower seed shells. That's where the flavor lives, but you need to eat them in small quantities at a time, like, you can't just pop multiple full peanuts/sunflower seeds in your mouth at once, because it becomes a big fibrous mess that's inedible.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Jelly posted:

I feed the crows shelled peanuts and even they pull them out of the shell.

So basically what you're telling me when you eat shelled peanuts is that crows are smarter than you.

Researchers have concluded that crows are as intelligent as an average seven year old human.

I know adults who are not as smart as the average seven year old.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Eat the shell spit the seed that's how it works

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

Used to chew them shell n all, graduated to one good crunch, now I swallow the whole dang thing

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Eat the peanut shell? What are you, a moron?

Now sunflower seeds in the shell, that's some good chewin'.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

lotta shell munching goons in this joint. better enjoy every day like it’s your last because it basically is on account of the peanut fungus

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


bout to crack the seal on a fresh jar of peanut shell butter.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

might as well. you’re already dead anyway

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Slugworth posted:

I eat peanut shells and sunflower seed shells.


Have you tried broadening your cuisine to I don't know - small pebbles, wet cardboard, raw organic garbage? I feel that you might enjoy it with your unorthodox tastes.

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Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

raw organic garbage?
Yes, yes, we're all familiar with your posting.

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