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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Remember when this used to be against the rules?

Haggins posted:

Who the gently caress even reads the front page anymore?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Should redirect to the leper colony.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

EorayMel posted:

Remember when this used to be against the rules?



Lol

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

EorayMel posted:

Remember when this used to be against the rules?



lmao

lolman
Jan 7, 2023

a real newbie
DEP

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

EorayMel posted:

Remember when this used to be against the rules?



Should bring it back but randomly

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
it's actually still there. it can be revived. it can be rebuilt bigger and stronger. it can be the beacon of hope that it once was; a standard under which the internet can gather and rally together for a better user experience. if we work together, we can truly have nice things yet again. photoshop phriday shall rise from the tomb and we will be renewed!

praise the deity of your choice!

e: voted 2

dee eight fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Jun 25, 2023

Posthuman
Jan 10, 2005

I give all those dicks and cocks sir
Do we have a back page?

Benoit
Jun 26, 2006

FLY NAVY

Spinz posted:

WE ARE THE FRONT PAGE NOW

GET YOUR poo poo TOGETHER GBS

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

Don't see an '81 regdate every day.

Didn't lowtax not pay the writers?

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
this is so crazy..... like wooooooaaaaahhhhh

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Posthuman posted:

Do we have a back page?
our porn forum was also deleted

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Jelly posted:

our porn forum was also deleted

it's actually just a secret forum now, members only :ssh:

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Heh, porn, members, lol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Free DPPH

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




I don't know why it's taken this long to either kill or try to revitalize the front page.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
now no will ever learn to put on their wizard robe and hat

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Nelson Mandingo posted:

I don't know why it's taken this long to either kill or try to revitalize the front page.
It's kind of wild to hide the forums behind it, which I assume are the primary source of funding for this website

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
or how babby is formed

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
on the plus side no one can ever get banned for saying "There's a frontpage?"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Make it $15 to access the front page

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
Someone make a tombstone for the front page

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hotel Kpro posted:

Someone make a tombstone for the front page

_____ _____
< `/ |
> (
| _ _ |
| |_) | |_) |
| | \ | | |
| |
______.______%_| |__________ _____
_/ \| |
| frontpage <
|_____.-._________ ____/|___________|
| * fi/ll/in |
| + 19/10/97 |
| |
| |
| _ <
|__/ |
/ `--. |
%| |%
|/.%%| -< @%%%
`\%`@| v |@@%@%% - mfj
.%%%@@@|% | % @@@%%@%%%%
_.%%%%%%@@@@@@%%_/%\_%@@%%@@@@@@@%%%%%%

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The what?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
almost worked
just like the frontpage

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Nelson Mandingo posted:

I don't know why it's taken this long to either kill or try to revitalize the front page.

jeffrey wanted to put an ad on reddit during the meltdown and realized the frontpage was in an embarrassing state of disrepair and swept it under the rug for now. i’m pretty sure that’s basically it. and it’s fine, really. i get that revitalizing the frontpage would be cool, but it’s not an easy thing to do and it’s time to let it die. can always bring it back if a good concept emerges.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

_____ _____
< `/ |
> (
| _ _ |
| |_) | |_) |
| | \ | | |
| |
______.______%_| |__________ _____
_/ \| |
| frontpage <
|_____.-._________ ____/|___________|
| * fi/ll/in |
| + 19/10/97 |
| |
| |
| _ <
|__/ |
/ `--. |
%| |%
|/.%%| -< @%%%
`\%`@| v |@@%@%% - mfj
.%%%@@@|% | % @@@%%@%%%%
_.%%%%%%@@@@@@%%_/%\_%@@%%@@@@@@@%%%%%%
:nice:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Honestly the front page was the best part of the site and it's the whole reason i don't have a much earlier regdate

The most amusing parts of the forum were aggregated in front page features plus you had fun articles about the weird soup company, the space station terminal logs, the message board for classic monsters, all kinds of poo poo to read

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the problem with comedy writing today is that it's no longer possible to be funnier than reality. you can pour your heart in soul into a funny cliff yablonksi piece, and it's just completely overshadowed by another stolen ape fiasco

rivid
Jul 17, 2005

Matt 24:44

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

try it and find out

Mangosteen?

Agreeing that the front page is dead. Lots of content just came from the forums anyways. Any new content anyone could make would just be on Youtube or some other platform. Awful Link of The Day is just the feed when you open Twitter.

If anyone creative is reading this looking for new content ideas, I'd pay a subscription for an English language version of Game Center CX, like the MST3K Gizmoplex. My only ask is that no one on camera has experience with video games past adolescence.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Is this to erase that furry apology article?
You can't erase that.
I remember.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i want to see the original furry apology, it was deleted by the time i noticed it

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Bring back Photoshop phriday

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

the only way a new front page would succeed is if it was 80% clowning on tictok so be careful what you wish for

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
I still remember the Weird Battlemechs, the weird D&D monsters and the amazingly funny Chose Your Own Adventure covers.




Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
If you think the front page is bad, you should see the BACK page!

Banjo Bones
Mar 28, 2003

The back page is the last reply to the last thread ever to be posted.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

This thread somehow go me to this thread from 2020:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3931678

Which is just hilarious how that guy is so insanely pressed about his lovely front page article lol

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Buce posted:

i've just read some disturbing abuse allegations about the front page. guys, it's not looking good.

Woah my brain automatically substituted "front page" with "mods" for a sec, what a pleasant surprise

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Don't say the thing, please.

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