[NBA] Sobbing loudly as Jokic slowly shrinks and transforms into a corn cob

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

oh gently caress a new thread

I haven't been following any off-season news what's a good site I can go to that recaps any big moves

# ¿ Jul 10, 2023 16:20

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 06:16

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Punkin Spunkin posted:

I guess when he dunks really really hard it's kinda cool. Wanna see him windmill dunk

his arms are too long a windmill would take about 7 full seconds and get blocked

# ¿ Jul 10, 2023 16:27

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

euphronius posted:

https://www.hoopsrumors.com

excellent mobile layout

# ¿ Jul 10, 2023 16:27

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

that must be a troll

# ¿ Jul 10, 2023 22:14

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

he gone

# ¿ Jul 11, 2023 23:21

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

funniest outcome is Warriors win the championship but traded CP3 at the deadline

# ¿ Jul 15, 2023 23:43

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/ajtorres1230/status/1680762456082202624

he gone

good

# ¿ Jul 17, 2023 19:44

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

don't forget Big Jah

# ¿ Jul 17, 2023 22:12

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

two first overalls and two third overalls in a four year period and they netted one good regular season player

# ¿ Jul 17, 2023 22:13

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

just thought of this "did I ever Tyler you're my Herro"

# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 20:16

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

https://twitter.com/nikotaughtyou/status/1682076123709030414?s=20

# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 00:22

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

https://twitter.com/SteveMerkle9/status/1683856886402097153?s=20

# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 18:56

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

yeah they didn�t really have a choice from either a PR perspective or a championship window perspective. their out was trading him after they lost to the Nets and I get why they didn�t move then either

# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 19:43

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

trade kicker makes it hard

# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 19:45

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

yeah it's poor joke construction no matter how you look at it. Ben couldn't even get his poo poo off with an open look

# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 17:53

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Poppers posted:

He was the Michael Jordan of flying planes into skyscrapers lol

the Phil Jackson actually

# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 20:02

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I've heard Doris get horny while calling a game, and she sounded buzzed or drunk in a different one.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2023 01:10

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

the best national play by play guy in any sport is Kevin Harlan why didn�t they buy him out from Westwood 1 or whatever. I've heard him do nfl games solo and it's awesome he doesn't need anyone else

# ¿ Aug 2, 2023 17:51

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

https://twitter.com/XuanwongMilan/status/1691017388228014080?s=20

# ¿ Aug 14, 2023 21:54

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

fart simpson posted:

i'd trade embiid for luke kornet or something, if the 6ers are interested

approved

# ¿ Aug 15, 2023 13:29

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

fraudulent

# ¿ Aug 15, 2023 19:10

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

if Harden really wanted out he'd be photographed by paparazzi in a Free Mumia shirt

Morey would have to flee the state until a deal was done

# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 05:19

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I�m actually kind of surprised they haven't gotten rid of Morey yet given Embiid's reaction but maybe the owner is too busy with his new toy in DC

this is the time where the team's leader needs to step up and say something to force a move but PJ Tucker doesn't have the juice

# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 22:16

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

the point would be to not waste the final two seasons that can be reasonably claimed as Embiid's prime

Harden's recent comments have been directly about Morey rather than the 76ers org or his teammates. seems like there's a way to cut the knot

e: Morey has made one good move since becoming the GM and it's waaaay cheaper to pay him to sit at home

# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 22:28

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I�m Nick Nurse surgical
I'll slit your dick vertical
have it lookin like a sausage on the grill

lemme chill

# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 17:18

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I hope Joe ingles dies on the court today

# ¿ Aug 25, 2023 10:43

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I crashed my car into a bridge

euphronius posted:

I don�t care

I love it

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 21:32

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

hoopers, ballers, and basketball participants

# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 06:31

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Lillard to the Bucks?? wtf

# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 20:11

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I don't love Jrue getting shipped but I�m glad I put some money down on the Bucks in June lol

Portland getting Holiday and Ayton to put with Scoot, that team might be fun still

# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 20:15

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

euphronius posted:

can someone post the news

quote:

The Portland Trail Blazers are trading guard Damian Lillard to play to alongside Giannis Antetokounmpo with the Milwaukee Bucks as part of a three-team deal that also includes the Phoenix Suns, sources told ESPN's Adrian Wojnarowski on Wednesday.

Portland will receive Jrue Holiday, Deandre Ayton, Toumani Camara, Milwaukee's 2029 unprotected first-round draft pick, and unprotected Milwaukee swap rights in 2028 and 2030, sources told Wojnarowski.

The Suns will receive Jusuf Nurkic, Grayson Allen, Nassir Little and Keon Johnson, sources told Wojnarowski.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 20:19

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

are many teams looking for mostly defensive guards though? who would be in that market besides, uh, Phoenix

# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 23:32

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I don't really know how Jrue fits but I guess a good defensive guard off the bench can't hurt? or is he gonna be starting? idk

# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 16:37

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

fart simpson posted:

bone china is more resilient than most porcelain

yeah but neither are very good at taking fouls

# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 18:13

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

the fact that they won't put the ball in his hands in the final seconds of a quarter is probably an offensive upgrade by itself. but overall idk plus now they're banking on Zing being healthy

# ¿ Oct 6, 2023 21:01

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

wow I didn�t know Hamas had popped off like that

# ¿ Oct 9, 2023 18:50

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

wow. you gotta fire that guy and do an extension right

do they ever rework contracts in the NBA like the NFL does? I can't think of any examples of it happening off the top of my head, probably because everything is guaranteed so "help us fit under the cap or we'll cut you" isn't a good bargaining position

# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 22:11

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

that second clip is fuckin ridiculous

# ¿ Oct 14, 2023 20:56

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

zingis is his floor I think

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 00:01

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 06:16

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

fart simpson posted:

nick nurse voice: i have a hardon for westbrick lol

# ¿ Oct 17, 2023 13:35

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