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Not sure how this is gonna go, but the package should be here in about 30 minutes
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Welcome to civilization, my orb!
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Jun 23, 2023 00:21
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is this a luxury one with a temperature dial? it's ok if not but it's nice
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Jun 23, 2023 02:51
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Its not but it still feels pretty nice (and very hygenic) without heating. Wasn't too bad to install either for a very non-handy person
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Jun 23, 2023 02:59
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Snuff Melange posted:Its not but it still feels pretty nice (and very hygenic) without heating. Wasn't too bad to install either for a very non-handy person is it a washlet or what
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Jun 23, 2023 03:03
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once you get a bidet, especially a nice heated seat heated water luxury one, you realize just how savagely everyone around you has been living this entire time, for your entire life there's no going back, you have entered into a lifelong accord
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Jun 23, 2023 08:55
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:40 on Jun 23, 2023 |
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Jun 23, 2023 10:33
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Areola Grande posted:is it a washlet or what had to google washlet, but yeah basically I think. It's a little attachment. I unscrewed the toilet seat, aligned this hard plastic bit with the bidet controls and the nozzle thing over the seat holes, then mounted the seat again. The water comes from my water line (?) which I removed from the toilet fill valve, added a T valve to in order to split the water, then ran the bidet water line to the split from the new T valve. Only complaint so far and thing to watch out for is I'm told I might need toilet "bumpers" to support the seat now that it rises more than originally in the back where it hinges on the toilet porcelain. That I'm less sure about, but I have more reading planned and ordered bumpers anyways since they're only $8 and might be important.
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Jun 23, 2023 12:48
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Snuff Melange posted:had to google washlet, but yeah basically I think. It's a little attachment. I unscrewed the toilet seat, aligned this hard plastic bit with the bidet controls and the nozzle thing over the seat holes, then mounted the seat again. The water comes from my water line (?) which I removed from the toilet fill valve, added a T valve to in order to split the water, then ran the bidet water line to the split from the new T valve. Lmfao bumpers for a bidet. That will be a view. |
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Jun 23, 2023 12:53
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Jesus Christ, my shitposting is reaching such limits that soon I will have more rabbits than real posts! |
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Jun 23, 2023 12:57
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Billa posted:Jesus Christ, my shitposting is reaching such limits that soon I will have more rabbits than real posts! 
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Jun 23, 2023 12:58
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So. How is your bidet because I fail to understand it. Here in Spain bidets are a separate piece of porcelain with one faucet. Are you meaning that your bidet is integrated into your wc? |
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Billa posted:So. How is your bidet because I fail to understand it. Here in Spain bidets are a separate piece of porcelain with one faucet. Are you meaning that your bidet is integrated into your wc? That's what a "washlet" means. A bidet as we understand in Europe is built right into our toilets as a separate utility piece with multi-uses (e.g. washing feet), not added later to an existing toilet. The logistics of adding an actual bidet later are much more complicated than just putting an extra piece in a seat, which is why that's more popular in NA where most bathrooms have no room for a bidet and the majority of Americans don't understand the concept anyway. What an actual bidet looks like: 
Saoshyant fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Jun 23, 2023
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Jun 23, 2023 13:31
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Anyway, if I was in Melange's shoes, I'd splurge on a high tech model as a treat.
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Saoshyant posted:That's what a "washlet" means. A bidet as we understand in Europe is built right into our toilets as a separate utility piece with multi-uses (e.g. washing feet), not added later to an existing toilet. The logistics of adding an actual bidet later are much more complicated than just putting an extra piece in a seat, which is why that's more popular in NA where most bathrooms have no room for a bidet and the majority of Americans don't understand the concept anyway. Thank y ou for the explanation. |
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Jun 23, 2023 13:38
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op what brand did you go with curious because im in the market for a washlet |
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Jun 23, 2023 15:12
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if i ordered an rear end blaster i would definitely get toilet bumpers to go with it
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Saoshyant posted:That's what a "washlet" means. A bidet as we understand in Europe is built right into our toilets as a separate utility piece with multi-uses (e.g. washing feet), not added later to an existing toilet. The logistics of adding an actual bidet later are much more complicated than just putting an extra piece in a seat, which is why that's more popular in NA where most bathrooms have no room for a bidet and the majority of Americans don't understand the concept anyway. Would you sit on that or just kind of squat over it? It doesn't look made for sitting  I'm in super-saving mode right now and barely justified the $35 on this, so probably no luxury model anytime soon, but eventually that'd be cool! Gorgeous Zan posted:op what brand did you go with It's the NEO 120, very popular on Amazon. Make sure you get bumpers if you think your toilet seat would need them though, as this kit notably doesn't include that, despite proclaiming to have everything one needs.
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Jun 23, 2023 16:43
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i've nothing more to teach you, op. may your clean rear end & taint give you blessings
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Jun 23, 2023 19:56
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i think i might join the rear end blaster club. i too would like a sparkling undercarriage
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Jun 23, 2023 20:02
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jealous of all the pristine buttholes ITT 
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Areola Grande posted:jealous of all the pristine buttholes ITT let your jealousy become motivation. buy the bidet
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Snuff Melange posted:had to google washlet, but yeah basically I think. It's a little attachment. I unscrewed the toilet seat, aligned this hard plastic bit with the bidet controls and the nozzle thing over the seat holes, then mounted the seat again. The water comes from my water line (?) which I removed from the toilet fill valve, added a T valve to in order to split the water, then ran the bidet water line to the split from the new T valve. My bathroom is often 58F on winter mornings, and the water is colder than that. I don't think I'd survive the experience of using one of those!
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Jun 23, 2023 23:16
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isnt that like a rimjob with toilet water??
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Jun 23, 2023 23:38
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"toilet water rimjob" - alternate lyrics to champagne supernova
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Snuff Melange posted:It's the NEO 120, very popular on Amazon. Make sure you get bumpers if you think your toilet seat would need them though, as this kit notably doesn't include that, despite proclaiming to have everything one needs. The dial has three zones: not enough pressure tiny sliver of just right waterjet cutter aimed right at your balloon knot |
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Jun 24, 2023 06:46
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there's a separate t-shaped valve you can get for em that lets you adjust the pressure more finely cause yeah the actual dial on the bidet thing itself goes from no water to jumping off the seat and now the bathroom door is soaked
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Jun 24, 2023 15:19
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Both of you are definitely correct, but the water-based rim feedback loop due to too much pressure has already sharply honed my skill at turning the knob just a tiny bit
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Snuff Melange posted:had to google washlet, but yeah basically I think. It's a little attachment. I unscrewed the toilet seat, aligned this hard plastic bit with the bidet controls and the nozzle thing over the seat holes, then mounted the seat again. The water comes from my water line (?) which I removed from the toilet fill valve, added a T valve to in order to split the water, then ran the bidet water line to the split from the new T valve. i bought those bumpers and didnt need them, but i stuck em on my door years later and now they stop my door from jamming into my new shelves which are too close to the door. bidet/washlet owns. ive had to use the bathroom a few times without since then and its like... ugh, so gross, idigging around your poop butt with dry paper wtf how did i ever do this how does anyone. and they want us to shake hands w strangers lmao |
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Jun 24, 2023 22:54
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clean ur butthole op |
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Jun 25, 2023 00:36
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steal a bunch of hand-towels from a hotel 
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Gorgeous Zan posted:op what brand did you go with We had the kind OP installed for about 10 years and recently upgraded to this one that comes with a whole toilet seat and lid. Still no electrical hookup, so it's just cold water, but it's a heck of a lot nicer because the aim is always dead on this way and it doesn't get crusted up with hard water deposits. Still, though, OP's thing is wonderful, and you can't go wrong with that if you just want to dip your toe in the water, as it were. |
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if you want luxury but balk at the price of high end totos, you can't go wrong with biobidet BB-2000 (it's still $500 tho) my holes are being blasted by it literally right now as i write this message  
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Jun 26, 2023 08:35
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yeah, 500$ USED
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Contemplating traveling to Japan just to try out Dorothy's dog. |
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Zoya posted:if you want luxury but balk at the price of high end totos, you can't go wrong with biobidet BB-2000 (it's still $500 tho) Toto in Spain = vagina. |
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cruft posted:We had the kind OP installed for about 10 years and recently upgraded to this one that comes with a whole toilet seat and lid. Still no electrical hookup, so it's just cold water, but it's a heck of a lot nicer because the aim is always dead on this way and it doesn't get crusted up with hard water deposits. nothing worse than a crusted up rear end blaster
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I have a Toshiba bidet seat. Actually, I have two. I already had one I moved with, but my apartment came with one when I moved in. Going back to the US was weird because other than my dad's and my friend's placed, I was bidet-less. Felt unclean.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Jun 26, 2023
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Aw yeah we blastin 
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