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I'm a fancy bitch with my Toto washlet and let me tell you, growing up with no running water, we have loving arrived in the future.
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Snuff Melange posted:Aw yeah we blastin 
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Jun 26, 2023 19:32
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it's the opposite of that actually!!
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Jun 26, 2023 20:34
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Zoya posted:it's the opposite of that actually!! they hate us cause they ain't us
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Jun 27, 2023 02:33
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Snuff Melange posted:they hate us cause they anus stinks Blast Your Own Butthole
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Jun 27, 2023 02:34
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Escape From Noise posted:Blast Your Own Butthole |
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Jun 27, 2023 02:41
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I bought one in the early pandemic TPocalypse just in case. never ran out so I never opened it up. still have it… just in case |
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Jun 27, 2023 02:45
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Queer Grenadier posted:I bought one in the early pandemic TPocalypse just in case. never ran out so I never opened it up. still have it… just in case Hook it up and Escape From Noise posted:Blast Your Own Butthole
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Jun 27, 2023 02:49
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Install the washlet, Queer Grenadier. |
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Jun 27, 2023 02:49
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I need jet stream for my bung hole |
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Jun 27, 2023 02:51
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Escape From Noise posted:Blast Your Own Butthole |
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Jun 27, 2023 02:56
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Queer Grenadier posted:I bought one in the early pandemic TPocalypse just in case. never ran out so I never opened it up. still have it… just in case !!!!!! sorry but this isn't the "I got a bidet and its sitting in my closet in a box collecting dust" thread this is the Escape From Noise posted:Blast Your Own Butthole
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Jun 27, 2023 03:00
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cruft posted:Install the washlet, Queer Grenadier. |
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Jun 27, 2023 03:01
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SMDH @ people ITT talking about powering down their bidet's water jet. Full power all the way IMHO.
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Jun 27, 2023 03:04
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Escape From Noise posted:SMDH @ people ITT talking about powering down their bidet's water jet. Full power all the way IMHO. If I'm being completely honest I've only attempted 5, MAYBE 10% of mine's full power. I'm afraid
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Jun 27, 2023 03:11
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cruft posted:Install the washlet, Queer Grenadier. 
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Jun 27, 2023 03:25
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Mine came with a filter that you can put inline to keep rocks out, but it lowers the power significantly. Dad's got the same model, didn't install the filter, and full power is like pressure washing your anus. I wouldn't be surprised if you could use it to create a butt fistula. |
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Jun 27, 2023 03:25
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Never had a rock come out of dad's but I rarely ever run it at full power, either. Maybe sandblasting is the icing on the high pressure cake. |
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Jun 27, 2023 03:27
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Sure, there's the risk of perforated bowls. But you've never felt so clean! |
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Jun 27, 2023 03:29
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Snuff Melange posted:If I'm being completely honest I've only attempted 5, MAYBE 10% of mine's full power. I wouldn't recommend turning it up all the way initially if ever unless you mitigate water pressure inflow. My washlet is heated and plays music and has a self cleaning mode. My parents only have cold water washlets. Still better than no running water at all like growing up.
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Jun 27, 2023 03:30
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cruft posted:Install the washlet, Queer Grenadier. |
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Jun 27, 2023 03:32
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Sandblasting my bhole until it glistens in the sun.
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Escape From Noise posted:Sandblasting my bhole until it glistens in the sun. You need to call Gwyneth Paltrow right loving now. |
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I refuse to let this thread stall out until Queer Grenadier reports in with their washlet install trip report. |
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Escape From Noise posted:Blast Your Own Butthole BYOB: Blast Your Own Butthole
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Jun 27, 2023 23:48
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Escape From Noise posted:SMDH @ people ITT talking about powering down their bidet's water jet. Full power all the way IMHO. full power on the back jet, low power on the front jet pissflaps cannot comfortably withstand the full reckoning
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Zoya posted:full power on the back jet, low power on the front jet It's this. I hate the front jet up too high because then everything is just ouchy.
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Jun 28, 2023 01:13
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PMing a photo of a hand written report to the mods each day until Queer Grenadier cleans up their act  
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Jun 28, 2023 01:45
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butt I’d miss checking the TP each time I wipe |
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Jun 28, 2023 03:08
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Queer Grenadier posted:butt You still wipe after bideting
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Jun 28, 2023 03:12
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yeah, but do thisSquirrels2Nuts posted:steal a bunch of hand-towels from a hotel AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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Jun 28, 2023 14:06
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Snuff Melange: how's it going with the new butthole blaster? Queer Grenadier: WHAT IS THE loving HOLDUP |
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Jun 28, 2023 15:26
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Escape From Noise posted:Sandblasting my bhole until it glistens in the sun. My girlfriend, she's at the end She is starting to cry
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Jun 28, 2023 17:58
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cruft posted:Install the washlet, Queer Grenadier. INSTALL OR DO IT LATER BUT STILL INSTALL J O I N U S
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Jun 28, 2023 17:58
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Queer Grenadier posted:butt if you wanna live a life of luxury, you can buy a nice soft towel to dry your clean b'hole instead of toilet paper because there's no poop to remove
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Jun 28, 2023 18:14
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I'd feel weird about using a towel.... not to be too gross but what if the bidet didn't clean you entirely...
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Snuff Melange posted:I'd feel weird about using a towel.... not to be too gross but what if the bidet didn't clean you entirely... You just use TP. I don't use a bidet instead of TP, but along with it. You just use less than you would.. also it's way cleaner.
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Snuff Melange posted:I'd feel weird about using a towel.... not to be too gross but what if the bidet didn't clean you entirely... This is probably why you're not supposed to share towels. But we do it the way EFN said, with TP. |
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we use tp too, I just remember that being an option when we got our bidet
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Yep I've been using TP and already using way less -- which is nice, that's one of the reasons I justified the washlet purchase. Saving money, butt style, aw yeah 
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