I got a bidet, and you should get one too!

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Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

if you're sandblasting, just wipe the sand off with a handful of gravel, then finish up with a good sized rock

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Jun 28, 2023 21:13

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 08:55

Finger Prince

Randy Travesty posted:

My girlfriend, she's at the end
She is starting to cry

Let me go oooon, like jet wash up my bum
Let me go oooon, Toto I know you're the one

# ? Jun 28, 2023 21:57

cruft

Finger Prince posted:

Toto

I named my toilet bowl "Africa" so I can bless the rains down there.

# ? Jun 29, 2023 14:34

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

cruft posted:

I named my toilet bowl "Africa" so I can bless the rains down there.

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Jun 29, 2023 17:05

Queer Grenadier: THIS GUY HAS A POOPY BOOM BOOM

HE NOT WARSHING HE HOLES LOL

Update: hole dirty

Bidet collecting dust in closet.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 04:16

Escape From Noise

Queer Grenadier posted:

Update: hole dirty

Bidet collecting dust in closet.

Disturbing...

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jul 3, 2023 04:28

Saoshyant

Queer Grenadier posted:

Update: hole dirty

Bidet collecting dust in closet.

Those priorities of yours are all messed up, friend.

^{awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot}

# ? Jul 3, 2023 11:04

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Queer Grenadier posted:

Update: hole dirty

Bidet collecting dust in closet.

The most terrifying post I've ever seen

# ? Jul 5, 2023 07:29

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

The most terrifying post I've ever seen

that person ain't right :slonk:

# ? Jul 5, 2023 07:44

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Queer Grenadier posted:

Update: hole dirty

Bidet collecting dust in closet.

WARSH YER HOLES !!!!!!

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Jul 5, 2023 15:47

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Queer Grenadier posted:

Update: hole dirty

Bidet collecting dust in closet.

cruft posted:

Install the washlet, Queer Grenadier.

I think we need a mod challenge.

# ? Jul 5, 2023 16:40

itry

Wait wait wait wait... You telling me it's been two weeks and OP still hasn't installed their bidet thingamajig?

Randy Travesty posted:

I think we need a mod challenge.

# ? Jul 5, 2023 17:23

cruft

IMHO, anybody who's ever had any experience with buttholes should be able to pretty effortlessly piece together why they need to install the washlet.

And if aphorisms about opinions are to be believed, everybody has experience with buttholes.

So get off your butt and attach the butthole blaster, Queer Grenadier.

Randy Travesty posted:

I think we need a mod challenge.

# ? Jul 5, 2023 20:53

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Randy Travesty posted:

I think we need a mod challenge.

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Jul 5, 2023 22:47

Ass-penny

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Jul 6, 2023 02:20

Saoshyant

The people have spoken and so their voice must be heard.

Queer Grenadier, you have two weeks to install that washlet and join civilization together with those with clean assholes.

Failure to do so will incur on constant mockery of your pooey boo uncleanness throughout the forums!

^{awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot}

# ? Jul 6, 2023 02:33

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

ya gotta wash yo rear end
if ya must

thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

# ? Jul 6, 2023 02:57

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Saoshyant posted:

The people have spoken and so their voice must be heard.

Queer Grenadier, you have two weeks to install that washlet and join civilization together with those with clean assholes.

Failure to do so will incur on constant mockery of your pooey boo uncleanness throughout the forums!

in two weeks, one of us will spend $10 to vandalize your avatar to say
THIS GUY HAS A POOPY BOOM BOOM
HE NOT WARSHING HE HOLES LOL
in bold red text overtop of it

so it was written, so shall it be done

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Jul 6, 2023 03:23

Escape From Noise

Bidet Your Onerous Butthole

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jul 6, 2023 03:41

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Zoya posted:

in two weeks, one of us will spend $10 to vandalize your avatar to say
THIS GUY HAS A POOPY BOOM BOOM
HE NOT WARSHING HE HOLES LOL
in bold red text overtop of it

so it was written, so shall it be done

by "one of us" i meant me, i am going to do this

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!