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Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
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once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

tick tock, queer grenadier!

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# ? Jul 11, 2023 02:01

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 05:06

itry

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# ? Jul 11, 2023 09:19

baka of lathspell

most baffling thread ive seen in a while for sure. is it really hard to install one of these

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# ? Jul 11, 2023 11:23

Saoshyant

baka fwocka fwame posted:

most baffling thread ive seen in a while for sure. is it really hard to install one of these

I guess it's time for you to find out :toughguy:

P.S: do really consider making this change in your life if possible

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# ? Jul 11, 2023 11:45

cruft

Install the washlet, baka fwocka fwame

# ? Jul 11, 2023 13:22

Squirrels2Nuts: comedere nuces omni tempore

they installed it but have been sitting there ever since enjoying it. infinite zest

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# ? Jul 11, 2023 13:57

Ass-penny

baka fwocka fwame posted:

most baffling thread ive seen in a while for sure. is it really hard to install one of these

I haven't actually installed one but it's plumbing and it doesn't require getting behind the wall realistically. probably a 5 or 6 out of 10, just get some Teflon tape.

# ? Jul 11, 2023 14:07

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

It took me five minutes and some grunting because I'm old, and I installed a non wired washlet. For ones with electrical, you should have a GFCI outlet for it near the toilet so you can plug it in. Again, five minutes if the GFCI already exists.

# ? Jul 11, 2023 14:13

Squirrels2Nuts: comedere nuces omni tempore

i never hooked my hot water line in, that was too hard. rest was easy

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# ? Jul 11, 2023 14:16

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

baka fwocka fwame posted:

most baffling thread ive seen in a while for sure. is it really hard to install one of these

it's just replacing the toilet seat and hooking the water line up for the nice seat-replacement ones, usually doesn't even need a hot water line cuz they heat the water themselves!

so like, it's not a 30 second task, and if you live like a goblin it might be a little bit of a gross task removing the old toilet seat, but it's definitely not very difficult!

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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:32

Escape From Noise

Mine heats the water. I can set the temp too.

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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:39

Ass-penny

Zoya posted:

it's just replacing the toilet seat and hooking the water line up for the nice seat-replacement ones, usually doesn't even need a hot water line cuz they heat the water themselves!

so like, it's not a 30 second task, and if you live like a goblin it might be a little bit of a gross task removing the old toilet seat, but it's definitely not very difficult!

goblin life only life imo

# ? Jul 11, 2023 20:26

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

life hack: you can buy a "portable bidet" which i think is just a water bottle for your toilet crimes

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# ? Jul 12, 2023 02:14

itry

your friend sk posted:

life hack: you can buy a "portable bidet" which i think is just a water bottle for your toilet crimes

I think that's technically an enema, or possibly a douche.

# ? Jul 12, 2023 09:56

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

your friend sk posted:

life hack: you can buy a "portable bidet" which i think is just a water bottle for your toilet crimes

any bidet you have to aim manually (like the cheap ones that are just like a little hose blaster with a trigger) are kind of miserable imo cuz idk how you ever get all up in there without the risk of poop water splashing on your hand

poop water splashing on your hand is the opposite of the clean fresh environment i'm trying to cultivate with my hole blaster

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Jul 12, 2023 17:42

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

rear end-penny posted:

lol

I haven't actually installed one but it's plumbing and it doesn't require getting behind the wall realistically. probably a 5 or 6 out of 10, just get some Teflon tape.

Supply lines for toilets are gasketed, so teflon tape could make it leak.

# ? Jul 12, 2023 19:49

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

itry posted:

I think that's technically an enema, or possibly a douche.

https://hellotushy.com/products/tushy-travel-bidet

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# ? Jul 12, 2023 20:38

Snuff Melange: ______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
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I'm not a handy person at all but it was very easy to install mine. Just had to remove the toilet seat, put the washlet under where the seat hinge goes, put the seat back and boom. The only other part is swapping out a T valve for the usual toilet water line, but again I managed that fine as a non handy person.

# ? Jul 13, 2023 00:29

cruft

Anyone who's ever attached a garden hose has the plumbing knowledge required to install a cold water washlet.

# ? Jul 13, 2023 02:59

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

cruft posted:

Anyone who's ever attached a garden hose has the plumbing knowledge required to install a cold water washlet.

the ones with heated water aren't any harder, most just heat the normal cold water line either via a heated tank, a tankless ceramic heater, or a combination of the two!

so you need to T valve the normal toilet line, and plug it into an outlet, and you're done

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Jul 13, 2023 04:44

itry

your friend sk posted:

https://hellotushy.com/products/tushy-travel-bidet

lewd

# ? Jul 13, 2023 06:43

Escape From Noise

Yeah. I've never seen one that hooks into the hot water. The seat heats it for me.

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# ? Jul 13, 2023 15:48

Saoshyant

Zoya posted:

tick tock, queer grenadier!

Six days left.

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# ? Jul 14, 2023 15:10

Snuff Melange: ______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
______________

Saoshyant posted:

Six days left.

# ? Jul 16, 2023 02:23

Saoshyant

Snuff Melange posted:

just tell me which one to get, gang.

Saoshyant posted:

Well, my vote is for this one by the most beautiful, handsome person I know, who has a very clean bum. They know what they're talking about, that's for sure.

# ? Jul 16, 2023 03:28