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cruft

Gorgeous Zan posted:

op what brand did you go with

curious because im in the market for a washlet

We had the kind OP installed for about 10 years and recently upgraded to this one that comes with a whole toilet seat and lid. Still no electrical hookup, so it's just cold water, but it's a heck of a lot nicer because the aim is always dead on this way and it doesn't get crusted up with hard water deposits.

Still, though, OP's thing is wonderful, and you can't go wrong with that if you just want to dip your toe in the water, as it were.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2023 02:10

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 06:56

cruft

Escape From Noise posted:

Blast Your Own Butthole

# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 02:41

cruft

Install the washlet, Queer Grenadier.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 02:49

cruft

Escape From Noise posted:

Blast Your Own Butthole

# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 02:56

cruft

Mine came with a filter that you can put inline to keep rocks out, but it lowers the power significantly. Dad's got the same model, didn't install the filter, and full power is like pressure washing your anus. I wouldn't be surprised if you could use it to create a butt fistula.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 03:25

cruft

Never had a rock come out of dad's but I rarely ever run it at full power, either. Maybe sandblasting is the icing on the high pressure cake.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 03:27

cruft

Sure, there's the risk of perforated bowls. But you've never felt so clean!

# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 03:29

cruft

cruft posted:

Install the washlet, Queer Grenadier.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 03:32

cruft

Escape From Noise posted:

Sandblasting my bhole until it glistens in the sun.

You need to call Gwyneth Paltrow right loving now.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 03:34

cruft

I refuse to let this thread stall out until Queer Grenadier reports in with their washlet install trip report.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 17:45

cruft

Snuff Melange: how's it going with the new butthole blaster?

Queer Grenadier: WHAT IS THE loving HOLDUP

# ¿ Jun 28, 2023 15:26

cruft

Snuff Melange posted:

I'd feel weird about using a towel.... not to be too gross but what if the bidet didn't clean you entirely...

This is probably why you're not supposed to share towels.

But we do it the way EFN said, with TP.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2023 20:01

cruft

Finger Prince posted:

Toto

I named my toilet bowl "Africa" so I can bless the rains down there.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2023 14:34

cruft

IMHO, anybody who's ever had any experience with buttholes should be able to pretty effortlessly piece together why they need to install the washlet.

And if aphorisms about opinions are to be believed, everybody has experience with buttholes.

So get off your butt and attach the butthole blaster, Queer Grenadier.