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Randy Travesty

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I'm a fancy bitch with my Toto washlet and let me tell you, growing up with no running water, we have loving arrived in the future.


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cruft posted:

Install the washlet, Queer Grenadier.

:sickos:


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Snuff Melange posted:

If I'm being completely honest I've only attempted 5, MAYBE 10% of mine's full power.

I'm afraid

I wouldn't recommend turning it up all the way initially if ever unless you mitigate water pressure inflow.

My washlet is heated and plays music and has a self cleaning mode. My parents only have cold water washlets. Still better than no running water at all like growing up.


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PHANTOM QUEEN


Zoya posted:

full power on the back jet, low power on the front jet

pissflaps cannot comfortably withstand the full reckoning

It's this. I hate the front jet up too high because then everything is just ouchy.


Randy Travesty

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Escape From Noise posted:

Sandblasting my bhole until it glistens in the sun.

My girlfriend, she's at the end
She is starting to cry


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


cruft posted:

Install the washlet, Queer Grenadier.

INSTALL

OR

DO IT LATER BUT STILL INSTALL J O I N U S


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Queer Grenadier posted:

Update: hole dirty

Bidet collecting dust in closet.

cruft posted:

Install the washlet, Queer Grenadier.

:colbert: I think we need a mod challenge.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Zoya posted:

by "one of us" i meant me, i am going to do this

I will provide for you the means to this end. By which I mean I will reimburse your burriot fund.

Also we need a Clean Bums gangtag.


Randy Travesty

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Escape From Noise posted:

Sounds like a sandwich to me, op.

:dafuq:

it is a bidet


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN



Soup in a bread bowl


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


It took me five minutes and some grunting because I'm old, and I installed a non wired washlet. For ones with electrical, you should have a GFCI outlet for it near the toilet so you can plug it in. Again, five minutes if the GFCI already exists.


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Randy Travesty

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Snuff Melange posted:

Posting with a dirty you-know-what, at that! My heavens.

...a dirty fingat???


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