I got a bidet, and you should get one too!

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Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

once you get a bidet, especially a nice heated seat heated water luxury one, you realize just how savagely everyone around you has been living this entire time, for your entire life

there's no going back, you have entered into a lifelong accord

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# ¿ Jun 23, 2023 08:55

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 03:09

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

if you want luxury but balk at the price of high end totos, you can't go wrong with biobidet BB-2000 (it's still $500 tho)

my holes are being blasted by it literally right now as i write this message :ghost:

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ¿ Jun 26, 2023 08:35

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

not dead yet posted:

it's the opposite of that actually!!

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# ¿ Jun 26, 2023 20:34

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Escape From Noise posted:

Blast Your Own Butthole

BYOB: Blast Your Own Butthole

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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 23:48

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Escape From Noise posted:

SMDH @ people ITT talking about powering down their bidet's water jet. Full power all the way IMHO.

full power on the back jet, low power on the front jet

pissflaps cannot comfortably withstand the full reckoning

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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 23:53

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

cruft posted:

I named my toilet bowl "Africa" so I can bless the rains down there.

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# ¿ Jun 29, 2023 17:05

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Queer Grenadier posted:

Update: hole dirty

Bidet collecting dust in closet.

WARSH YER HOLES !!!!!!

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# ¿ Jul 5, 2023 15:47

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Randy Travesty posted:

I think we need a mod challenge.

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ¿ Jul 5, 2023 22:47

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Saoshyant posted:

The people have spoken and so their voice must be heard.

Queer Grenadier, you have two weeks to install that washlet and join civilization together with those with clean assholes.

Failure to do so will incur on constant mockery of your pooey boo uncleanness throughout the forums!

in two weeks, one of us will spend $10 to vandalize your avatar to say
THIS GUY HAS A POOPY BOOM BOOM
HE NOT WARSHING HE HOLES LOL
in bold red text overtop of it

so it was written, so shall it be done

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ¿ Jul 6, 2023 03:23

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Zoya posted:

in two weeks, one of us will spend $10 to vandalize your avatar to say
THIS GUY HAS A POOPY BOOM BOOM
HE NOT WARSHING HE HOLES LOL
in bold red text overtop of it

so it was written, so shall it be done

by "one of us" i meant me, i am going to do this

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# ¿ Jul 6, 2023 03:49

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

itry posted:

clean bum chums

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# ¿ Jul 6, 2023 20:48

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

itry posted:

Randy Travesty posted:

Also we need a Clean Bums gangtag.

we never did get handsoup gangtags, now that i think about it

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# ¿ Jul 6, 2023 22:30

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

tick tock, queer grenadier!

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ¿ Jul 11, 2023 02:01

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

baka fwocka fwame posted:

most baffling thread ive seen in a while for sure. is it really hard to install one of these

it's just replacing the toilet seat and hooking the water line up for the nice seat-replacement ones, usually doesn't even need a hot water line cuz they heat the water themselves!

so like, it's not a 30 second task, and if you live like a goblin it might be a little bit of a gross task removing the old toilet seat, but it's definitely not very difficult!

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ¿ Jul 11, 2023 17:32

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

your friend sk posted:

life hack: you can buy a "portable bidet" which i think is just a water bottle for your toilet crimes

any bidet you have to aim manually (like the cheap ones that are just like a little hose blaster with a trigger) are kind of miserable imo cuz idk how you ever get all up in there without the risk of poop water splashing on your hand

poop water splashing on your hand is the opposite of the clean fresh environment i'm trying to cultivate with my hole blaster

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ¿ Jul 12, 2023 17:42

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

cruft posted:

Anyone who's ever attached a garden hose has the plumbing knowledge required to install a cold water washlet.

the ones with heated water aren't any harder, most just heat the normal cold water line either via a heated tank, a tankless ceramic heater, or a combination of the two!

so you need to T valve the normal toilet line, and plug it into an outlet, and you're done

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# ¿ Jul 13, 2023 04:44

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

the deed....

....is done

:haibrower:

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# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 07:09

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

clean bums, clean justice :haibrower:

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 22:16

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 03:09

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Queer Grenadier posted:

thanks for the poopy av

- Dirty Bum Boy

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# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 18:24

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