I got a bidet, and you should get one too!

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I have a Toshiba bidet seat. Actually, I have two. I already had one I moved with, but my apartment came with one when I moved in. Going back to the US was weird because other than my dad's and my friend's placed, I was bidet-less. Felt unclean.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Jun 26, 2023

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# ¿ Jun 26, 2023 16:38

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 07:48

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Snuff Melange posted:

they hate us cause they anus stinks

Blast Your Own Butthole

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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 02:34

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Queer Grenadier posted:

I bought one in the early pandemic TPocalypse just in case. never ran out so I never opened it up. still have it… just in case

Hook it up and

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Blast Your Own Butthole

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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 02:49

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SMDH @ people ITT talking about powering down their bidet's water jet. Full power all the way IMHO.

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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 03:04

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Sandblasting my bhole until it glistens in the sun.

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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 03:32

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Queer Grenadier posted:

butt
I�d miss checking the TP each time I wipe

You still wipe after bideting

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# ¿ Jun 28, 2023 03:12

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Snuff Melange posted:

I'd feel weird about using a towel.... not to be too gross but what if the bidet didn't clean you entirely...

You just use TP. I don't use a bidet instead of TP, but along with it. You just use less than you would.. also it's way cleaner.

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# ¿ Jun 28, 2023 19:25

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Queer Grenadier posted:

Update: hole dirty

Bidet collecting dust in closet.

Disturbing...

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# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 04:28

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Bidet Your Onerous Butthole

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# ¿ Jul 6, 2023 03:41

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Randy Travesty posted:

I will provide for you the means to this end. By which I mean I will reimburse your burriot fund.

Also we need a Clean Bums gangtag.

Bidetin' Buds

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# ¿ Jul 6, 2023 15:17

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Sounds like a sandwich to me, op.

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# ¿ Jul 7, 2023 04:01

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Randy Travesty posted:

it is a bidet

Hand soup

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# ¿ Jul 7, 2023 05:00

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The Sparkling Sphincters

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# ¿ Jul 7, 2023 16:48

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Mine heats the water. I can set the temp too.

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# ¿ Jul 11, 2023 17:39

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Yeah. I've never seen one that hooks into the hot water. The seat heats it for me.

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# ¿ Jul 13, 2023 15:48

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Khanstant posted:

mine doesnt have a heater but i like it cold, warm would feel like piss or something

It's okay to prefer cold piss.

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# ¿ Jul 16, 2023 05:01

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 07:48

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Woah. A BYOB red text!

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# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 18:50

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