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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Gaylor Moon posted:

wow I posted years and years ago but got curious as to what the funny people at The Something Awful Forums had to say about life, the universe and everything lately so I came back hi hi hi!!

Uh, hi.

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
where da lurkers at

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

bagmonkey posted:

where da lurkers at

If I see a lurker I will totally freak out. Like totally throw a fit.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

If the something awful forums was a futuristic city then the lurkers would be the inhabitants of the corresponding undercity

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




they are an underclass to be sure

but it doesn't have to be so

they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps and post, perhaps in this very thread

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
When Lowtax died there were multiple people who posted in the thread about it and it was their first post ever so maybe they’re waiting for the next big reveal about something

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


jurkers welcum

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

are there any lurkers who are also jelqers ? lemme know if jelqing is legit. asking for a small friend of mine

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin

flubber nuts posted:

jurkers welcum

That's a load off

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Hotel Kpro posted:

When Lowtax died there were multiple people who posted in the thread about it and it was their first post ever so maybe they’re waiting for the next big reveal about something

we should promise some super big reveal but then just goatse them imo

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Literally A Person posted:

If I see a lurker I will totally freak out. Like totally throw a fit.

I wanna adopt one tbh LAP

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
they seem me lurkin, they hatin
they're tryin to catch me postin dirdy

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

bagmonkey posted:

I wanna adopt one tbh LAP

We all take care newb or lurker under our wing and teach them the ways of cool posting.

slandergoose
Jun 24, 2023
Reddit has gone to poo poo, couldn't remember my old account so I'm back to n00b.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Literally A Person posted:

We all take care newb or lurker under our wing and teach them the ways of cool posting.

As I did for nom epique and he blossomed into a great poster

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

slandergoose posted:

Reddit has gone to poo poo, couldn't remember my old account so I'm back to n00b.

Sick. Are you ready to learn the ways??????

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009



Welcome, lurker. Sorry, we were too busy tugging to acknowledge you. :justpost:

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Jun 24, 2023

slandergoose
Jun 24, 2023

Literally A Person posted:

Sick. Are you ready to learn the ways??????

Oh, I'm loving ready alright...

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

First step to being a good poster is to hop on over to the siggy thread and get a fresh siggy handcrafted by a master sigsmith


Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s


THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY journeyman SIGSMITH Luvcow

https://i.imgur.com/EebjYYe.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH Literally A Person

Official height endorsed by a medical professional: 5'11.5"

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

slandergoose posted:

Oh, I'm loving ready alright...

second step is to post

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
So what's up, any noobs or lurkers got a lit siggy or what?

https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH vanisher

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I mean this is cheating but yeah


Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Grey Cat posted:

I mean this is cheating but yeah

GC, you are a posting force. Who you taking as your posting mentor? I hear bagmo takes his students to pizza on fridays

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

As I did for nom epique and he blossomed into a great poster

That was a group effort. It takes a village…

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Smugworth posted:

As I did for nom epique and he blossomed into a great poster

lol

https://i.imgur.com/uC9TI6b.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH Literally A Person
Refusing to comply verticality statistics since 6/30/23

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Literally A Person posted:

GC, you are a posting force. Who you taking as your posting mentor? I hear bagmo takes his students to pizza on fridays

Nobody, posting is in my blood. While everyone was studying in school, I was studying the shitpost.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Grey Cat posted:

Nobody, posting is in my blood. While everyone was studying in school, I was studying the shitpost.

Bold.

loving bold.

Other newbs you are now officially losing to GC. Let's see what you got.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




lol, not a single lurker stepping up to challenge grey cat

:sad:

I back the blue!

Support your GBS mod team!
:patriot:

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin

Bad Purchase posted:

lol, not a single lurker stepping up to challenge grey cat

:sad:

The video amuses, and eludes capture

Mechanical Pencil fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Jun 25, 2023

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Bad Purchase posted:

lol, not a single lurker stepping up to challenge grey cat

:sad:

challenge a furry? bold

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Mechanical Pencil posted:

The video amuses, and eludes capture

You can’t cage a lit siggy

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Thank you, I'll be taking my championship belt now.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Grey Cat posted:

Thank you, I'll be taking my championship belt now.

First comes the steel cage match with a badass lurker heel.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Literally A Person posted:

First comes the steel cage match with a badass lurker heel.

I'm up for the challenge. There will be showboating, and I will be victorious.
E: I just need lots of oil and some sort of skimpy thematic outfit.

Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Jun 25, 2023

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

I like a girl who will rub poo poo all over me like sunscreen

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mr.Acula posted:

I like a girl who will rub poo poo all over me like sunscreen

Lurk more

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

no

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001


Shut up noob

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Lord of the rivets
Sep 10, 2022
I don't know how to post :(

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