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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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alex kidd is a libertarian

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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rock paper scissors does not violate the nap

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i was trying to figure out crash badicoot's politics and did hideo kojima write the plot????

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In a secluded archipelago 300 miles (480 km) west of Tasmania,[11] the mad scientist Doctor Neo Cortex uses his "Evolvo-Ray" to genetically alter the local wildlife into an anthropomorphic army of soldiers for the purpose of world domination. Among these soldiers is an eastern barred bandicoot[12] named Crash, who Cortex selects to be the general of his army.[13][14] The day before Crash is subjected to the "Cortex Vortex", a machine intended to brainwash him, he becomes attached to a female bandicoot named Tawna. Crash is rejected by the Cortex Vortex and is chased out of Cortex's castle, plummeting to the ocean below.[2][a] As Cortex prepares Tawna to be used in Crash's place,[16] Crash washes up on a smaller island and resolves to rescue Tawna and defeat Cortex.[2] He is aided in his mission by Aku Aku, a witch doctor spirit who acts as the guardian of the islands.[17]

Crash undertakes a trek across the archipelago that spans several months.[b] He traverses through a native village and defeats the hostile tribal chief Papu Papu. Cortex receives news of Crash's approach and dispatches his soldiers to dispose of Crash. After Crash defeats Ripper Roo, Koala Kong and Pinstripe Potoroo, he reaches Cortex's stronghold and faces Cortex's assistant Doctor Nitrus Brio, who battles Crash by ingesting a potion to transform himself into a giant green monster. Crash escapes to Cortex's airship, while Cortex boards a hovercraft and attacks Crash with a plasma gun as his castle burns behind them. Crash deflects Cortex's energy bolts against him and sends Cortex falling out of the sky. Tawna embraces Crash as the two ride Cortex's airship into the sunset.[20]

The epilogue elaborates on the fates of the game's boss characters following Cortex's defeat and disappearance. Papu Papu sells the remains of Cortex's castle to a resort developer and uses the proceeds to open a plus-size clothing shop; Ripper Roo undergoes intense therapy and higher education, and authors a well-received book discussing rapid evolution and its consequences; Koala Kong moves to Hollywood and becomes a film actor; Pinstripe opens a sanitation company in Chicago and prepares for a gubernatorial campaign; and Brio rediscovers a love for bartending.[21]

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Ben Nerevarine posted:

any Plok! fans out there?

idk, what are his politics?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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capitalist decay


workers paradise

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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capitalist decay


worker's paradise

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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that looks pretty cool, ff16???

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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MonsieurChoc posted:

Tawna vanishes between 1 and 2 because she left Crash for Pinstripe.

do they fight to the death in a flowery meadow in russia in the third one

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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alarumklok posted:

playing timberborn. you play as beavers and you make buildings and gunk up rivers with your stiff wood. it's pretty cool

freaking out because it's a long dry season and my beavers are dying of thirst

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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it turns out building dams and locks is really loving fun, i hope there's boats at some point

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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alarumklok posted:

I want more buildings that let you stack poo poo. I love making janky skyscrapers with rope bridges everywhere

dont forget beavers get good feelings from being near roofs

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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gently caress rooves

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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BONGHITZ posted:

bideo james

classic

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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war has changed.......

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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a.lo posted:

I've been playing Disney Dreamlight Valley for 9 hours straight

it was fantastic until something somehow bricked my character on my account forever and now i can never play it again rip

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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its fun, i still havent figured out any melee builds i like. i wish the level scaling was a bit less aggressive but whatever

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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fail fantasy imo

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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rhe plot in diablo is "these people are standing around yammering on, and keeping me from clicking on more demons"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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smarxist posted:




love video gamin' in 2023

lmao

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

one time when i worked at a game store in texas two dudes wearing overalls and no shirts came in to sell their old gamecube but when i went to hook it up and test it i saw literally dozens of roaches living inside and had to turn em down...they were really nice about it though

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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the genesis was better than the snes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Xaris posted:

though for real most genesis games were not great compared to Mario RPG, Chrono Trigger, Soul Blazer, Illusions of Gaia, Starfox, Mario World, Yoshi's Island, Terrangima, Earthbound, Donkey Kong 1-3, Star Wars SNES, LTTP, Secret of Mana, Star Ocean, Tales of Phantasia, Super Metroid, FF3, etc. snes has some of the best games that still stand the test of time: far more than n64/psx/ps2/ps3 etc has

counterpoint: dynamite headdy

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Mr Hootington posted:

The switch is bad. Nintendo is bad. All of you are bad

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Psycho Society posted:

subnautica's on sale for switch, worth getting?

subnautica is great and has a lot of little and big surprises in it. highly recommend. has the sub that was just crunched in it which is really loving funny sale timing

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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hey subnautica is in the news for some reason, we better throw up a sale

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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punished milkman posted:

i played battlebit for 20 mins and the localized voice chat seemed to be primarily 12 year old boys half heartedly saying “medic… medic….”

war is hell

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

my favorite thing about children playing videogames is they say "there's a kid over there" instead of "there's a guy over there"

lmao oh my god

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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silly wabbit

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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the entire story of diablo 4 is told in boring rear end aron sorkin walk and talks and so i have no idea what the loving story is despite being in act 4 because zzzzzzzzzzz

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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ahh kill the demon lady??? ok i'll try

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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ocelot is the protagonist of the metal gear solid series, not snake

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Hatebag posted:

He's there for the whole thing but he's never actually the protagonist because he's always just someone's puppet
Perhaps he only exists to propel big boss's genes to the future

he's the forrest gump of the series

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Buddykins posted:

which snake

exactly

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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the real snake eater.... was ocelot

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Augus posted:

the reviewers that were complaining about 16’s story have severe brain worms, this poo poo rules

the reviewers are mad they put all this magic stuff in a final fantasy game

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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spending 70 bucks to hate play a game you can play for like 5 bucks for a month on xbox means you probably are looking forward to and enjoying that game

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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yeah elite dangerous is already the ultimate space trucking sim. if you wanna do combat in that game god bless you but its not the game's actual strength

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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raw fury just released a game in vr

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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cant it be august already, i wanna play shadow gambit

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