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Buck Wildman)
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renting this post for 3 dollars a day, call me
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Jun 24, 2023 01:48
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there are too many games now there should only be around 15 imo
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Jun 24, 2023 12:22
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Epic High Five posted:Only about an hour in so far but this loving Mario + Rabbids game feels an awful lot more fun and polished than it has any right to be i need to finish it, the post game missions can get brutal
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Jul 2, 2023 01:39
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playing baldurs gate 3 without having played the first two i can now really understand why ive always heard people call forgotten realms the least interesting fantasy setting
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Aug 7, 2023 11:50
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Communist Thoughts posted:I'm playing it with a group and it's funny that it basically replicates the problems of 5e combat but faster where you wait for your turn and miss then have to wait again. im owning myself by running a melee group and they sure do gently caress all other than just swing at poo poo e: to be fair i also just was refusing to do a long rest for as long as possible lol Tiler Kiwi has issued a correction as of 12:34 on Aug 7, 2023 |
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Aug 7, 2023 12:21
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ScootsMcSkirt posted:i thought Karlach was cool until she wanted to be friends with Wyll and then i lost all respect for her she struck me as the party member most likely to say Well That Just Happened maybe she isn't but now ill never knoooow
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Aug 7, 2023 14:34
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gnolls were never interesting to anyone but the 5e gnolls sure are the worst ones people like zombies right lets just make them as interesting as the living dead
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Aug 7, 2023 16:22
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i do surprisingly like the not fish people, the gith or whatever, tho
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Aug 7, 2023 16:23
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i keep forgetting i have a nonlethal attack toggle but i also am pretty sure it's use makes no difference in basically all circumstances
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Aug 7, 2023 17:00
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forgotten realms has some kind of anti-worldbuilding thing going on where every possible feature of the setting has been designed to be as nonsense as possible
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Aug 8, 2023 12:29
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somehow feels like a cross between the theme park feeling of skyrim and the extreme need for violence towards nonheroes and cartoony villainy as 24
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Aug 8, 2023 12:30
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they should take some of the abilities off wizards and put them on the other classes id say just bizarre to me that you have characters that have a grab bag of completely random incoherent poo poo to draw from that ranges from "talk to runic bricks" to "ten turns of irresistible CC because a magical fish is slithering up their uethra" while other classes get "would you like to roll 1d20 or 1d19+1 to attack" on levelup i understand it is a d&d Thing but its probably part of the reason people make fun of d&d all the time e: also vanican magic is dumb. stop encouraging naps.
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Aug 8, 2023 12:46
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im just saying
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Aug 8, 2023 17:39
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Jon Irenicus posted:Laz'eal is a theocratic fascist OP but I'm trying to fix her i want her to get worse
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Aug 8, 2023 18:26
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not used to the awesome dndisms in bg3 like, an aoe that disarms you and makes your entire party run for two rounds, as just a thing someone can do instantly after dashing all the way across the map into a teleport into a spell
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Aug 9, 2023 14:33
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elminster turns into water if you beat the poo poo out of him 0/10 gently caress you game let me kill this loving brand store gandalf
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Aug 9, 2023 16:32
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team evil could have me on board if they said i could watch this old gently caress die
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Aug 9, 2023 16:34
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Al! posted:someone explain why i should care about this elminister guy everyone is constantly talking about i have had no real knowledge about him except bg3 but he is much i hate in fantasy fiction crammed into a temptingly killable form
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Aug 9, 2023 16:41
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hello i am all powerful and yet endearingly quirkily. i have saved the world countless times but do literally nothing except maintain this status quo were anyone not loving the goddess of magic gets shanked by one of many hitler based species. cant do anything for you tho btw kill yourself lol e: he's like 1300 years old too Tiler Kiwi has issued a correction as of 16:45 on Aug 9, 2023 |
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Aug 9, 2023 16:43
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more and more people are saying that kurtulmak was right in wanting all the gnomes dead but honestly i dont think he goes far enough
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Aug 9, 2023 16:48
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at level 7, fooling around with multiclass poo poo in bg3 which seems like a lot of ways to make really terrible characters i made the rogue elf a rogue/monk and since i found gloves that makes his dex 18 i just made that his dump stat so his statline is nice for being what it is i hope theres nothing in dnd that specifically steals gloves. im sure theres other fun combos but that was the most obvious one i thought of
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Aug 9, 2023 18:20
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Buck Wildman posted:elminster also founded the harpers who are my personal pick for most obnoxious organization in forgotten realms i am very happy that within twenty minutes of being brought to the harper inn, every single harper was dead by my actions
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Aug 9, 2023 23:03
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Mr. Lobe posted:Having never read a forgotten realms novels or whatever and having no exposure to him, he seemed inoffensive in the game. A typical rear end in a top hat wizard, which I consider kind of a fun character type i want to take off his hat and stamp it into the mud
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Aug 9, 2023 23:05
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every one that has asked me to give a poo poo about a duke is dead. the only duke i ever knew was nukem and he's trash.
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Aug 9, 2023 23:15
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also everyone i have tried to rescue ends up dead too, except that one goblin who i am sure will join my party to replace all the members that quit out of disgust at my many crimes
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Aug 9, 2023 23:17
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the way religion works in dnd seems to be in service of enabling 1. people acting in insane ways, 2. setting contrivances, 3. violent sports team rivalries without the sports, and 4. racism
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Aug 9, 2023 23:41
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i don't think ive seen a single farmer
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Aug 9, 2023 23:41
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there is too much royalty, is there any faction that wants to kill them that isn't also an insane murder cult
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Aug 9, 2023 23:43
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Popy posted:priests can create food and water someone should tell the gnolls this so they can stop eating all the middle class refugees wandering in the woods that kill
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Aug 9, 2023 23:46
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RandomBlue posted:in dnd you say? its different when all the gods are very active and have evidence of their existence and instead of worshipping all of them polythestic style you go, no i will worship the god of porch lights and all other gods are Wrong and their followers must die
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Aug 9, 2023 23:59
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most religious conflicts have material roots to them rather than just like, pokemon gyms escalating in their violence towards one another
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Aug 10, 2023 00:01
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Best Friends posted:it’s so stupid. I hate it. almost every fantasy world is like that too. nerds trying to figure out fake societies while completely whiffing on the basic concept of polytheism. im just endlessly amused by the whole, we want a setting with full plate but no guns, and where 80%+ of the population is urban, and the major groups are explicitly apolitical terrorist cells / insanely well equipped neighborhood watches with a flat hierarchy and anyone that does any actual trade exists to loving die, thing
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Aug 10, 2023 00:17
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Lostconfused posted:Yeah because gods are rational and reasonable and won't be jealous petty assholes when some dipshit tries to game the system. worked for the Romans
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Aug 10, 2023 00:23
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Lostconfused posted:Never heard of that DnD race. i mistook your post for one trying to make a point, then
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Aug 10, 2023 00:40
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Lostconfused posted:I wouldn't worry about it, making mistakes seems normal for you. yeah i read ur posts
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Aug 10, 2023 00:46
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bazinga
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Aug 10, 2023 00:46
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Lostconfused posted:And I appreciate that, thank you. yw im only being catty out of a religious obligation please do not mark it down on my alignment sheet
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Aug 10, 2023 00:51
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World War Mammories posted:FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 1 . Good post, glad you made it 2. <Lie> Good post, glad you made it 3. Attack 4. Leave
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Aug 10, 2023 00:54
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im outraged that bg3 has no karma system so i can't complain about the game morally judging me for striking every gnome i meet across the face for their impudence in being born
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Aug 10, 2023 01:01
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jk for you gnomophiles out there i have not directly slain any gnomes so far but i think there has been only one gnome ive met that hasnt died while i did nothing, and i stole their boots as they pitously begged me not to
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Aug 10, 2023 01:06
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