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Buck Wildman)
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I'm sobbing because the video games are too expensive. If I buy more than twenty games in a month i might not be able to max out my various investment fund contributions for that period. The video game developers are literally taking food out of my family's mouths.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2024 03:47 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 22:49 |
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Zokari posted:it's funny how everyone in this thread apparently fantasizes about being an amazon delivery driver Sam Porter Bridges has a badass job. He hikes and goes on road trips for a living. Everyone he meets gives him food and shelter and equipment and validation because they recognize his contributions to society. I would sell you into slavery for a job like that, I don't care how heavy the packages are. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2024 03:56 |
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Lostconfused posted:What makes it a mech though? That's a wheel, bud, which is nothing like a horseshoe crab.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 21:27 |
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Mr Hootington posted:I finished Hogwart's Legacy. There is zero blood libel in the story. That claim was made up. Pretty disappointing.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 21:48 |
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Fuckt Tupp posted:congrats on beating a game for children to prove some randos wrong, guy who is always accusing goons of not being normal Pepe Silvia Browne posted:??? what a weirdly confrontational response
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 21:52 |
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Sergiy Grygorovych is almost certainly a slava sonnenrad guy. Nevertheless, or perhaps because of this, Stalker 2 is going to rip.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 13:59 |
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I keep trying to get into Pacific Drive and it's just not working for me. Not sure why, it's practically custom made for me. Maybe some day. In the meantime, more S.T.A.L.K.E.R. G.A.M.M.A. and Starsector while my cooldown on Escape From Tarkov ticks down.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 17:38 |
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Salt Fish posted:It has a poo poo ton of menus and the menu interactions are janky as hell. The UI is quite bad in many regards, I agree.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 18:59 |
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Picked up Hero's Adventure: Road to Passion after it being mentioned in this thread. Having a good time making an honest living and handing out gifts in the starting village as my mc, Vinegar Shrimp. So far I've recruited three companions: a loser old man, a vagrant, and a teenage runaway. Excited to see what lies outside the village after I finish bribing everyone here to be my lifelong pal.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 15:22 |
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Loquacious' wife gets furious when she is unable to complete tune out his presence beyond another $20k hitting the accounts every month. Speaking of challenging relationships with women, I appreciate that Hero's Adventure: Road to Passion includes combat mechanics for misogyny. There should be more games that offer this kind of representation. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2024 15:44 |
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It's hosed up that the Virtua Fighter franchise isn't on PC. Devastating L for Sega.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 22:47 |
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Zokari posted:they are That's not the same and you know it you son of a bitch!!
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 22:51 |
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tired: wired:
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 19:26 |
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The best evil crpg campaign in my opinion is Tyranny. You're a mid-level functionary for a conquering warlord and your job is to facilitate a smooth occupation of the conquered territory and its people. Your main choices are hey I just work here or deposing the boss and taking the war machine for yourself. At no point is freeing the Tiers or anywhere/anyone else from bondage even considered as an option. IIRC you can do a little mustache twirling but not much, you're just a cog in an evil machine much bigger than yourself. Good stuff.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 15:31 |
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Brink burned me so bad I never preordered a video game again.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 21:57 |
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Jehovah's Witness utopian art is badass. Watchtower ftw. Enduring a frustrating losing streak in Tarkov the last couple days so I've been replaying Final Fantasy 6 (Pixel Remaster) for some peace and comfort. It's pleasant to be around fun old friends, such as the traumatized child, the other traumatized child, the traumatized man, etc.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 16:47 |
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Mr. Sharps posted:point and click adventures rule and I’m mega stoked for tbe upcoming riven remaster A Riven fan, huh...
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 18:32 |
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Some time last week I think folks were talking about a newish jrpg thats like the modern distillation of the genre and good but I can't remember the name. Was it CrossCode?
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 01:40 |
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I can't settle on anything the last few weeks so I'm ready to buy my way out of this.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 01:41 |
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Al! posted:crosscode is more like lttp. probably chained echoes. This was it. Thanks, friend.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 01:45 |
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 02:04 |
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Al! posted:im hearing tragically that playing chained echoes violates bds That was a major selling point for me.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 03:56 |
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Been thinking about it and the optimal number of Hitlers per JRPG is 3. One main Hitler antagonist, the Hitler behind the Hitler you find out about in the last couple hours, and a non-party Hitler on the protag's side to tut-tut and moralize at. Ideally Hitler Prime has a crew of 3-6 lieutenants of a Goebbels/Himmler/Göring nature, most with their own dungeons. Check out my Substack for more.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 13:37 |
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Just play video games like normal people you fuckin dorks.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 15:41 |
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duhh buuhhh cya honey gotta strap myself into The Apparatus for a few hours so i can run in place pretending to smell duke nukem's balls
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 15:43 |
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Al! posted:video games in general at least the kind goons like are still pretty cringe tbh Tarkov is based, actually.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 17:06 |
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I'm as goony as they get and yet register 0 cringe when scanned. Skill issue.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 17:08 |
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The Metal Gear movie is going to fuckin rip actually.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 18:36 |
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There has never been a bad MG product.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 18:36 |
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Elder Scrolls 6 is going to be fun as hell. Everyone makes mistakes, I still trust Todd.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 19:12 |
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If you enjoyed Fallout's survival mode but still haven't played Stalker G.A.M.M.A. (free) I'm going to plug your rear end with a Junk Jet.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 19:49 |
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You're wrong, Mr. Beast. Starfield was a masterpiece that modern gamers are too stupid and indolent to understand.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 23:02 |
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Seinfeld-style RPG
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 17:55 |
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If you refuse to play with pubbies you are a fake gamer and a coward and will never see Valhalla.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 15:40 |
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Third World Reagan posted:if you use the word pubbie instead of people, you got brain rot Jealous?
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 17:10 |
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Homeless Friend posted:Look at you, pubbie: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my local server. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal admin?"
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 03:07 |
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Buddykins posted:Ive been playing the finals and forgot how much i enjoyed competitive multiplayer with good teamwork. are there any other good ones besides the obvious like apex and cod and fortnite or whatever? I think i get addicted to the unlocking customisation poo poo. even co-op would be cool too You should try Escape from Tarkov. Absurd amounts of gear, and its weapon customization system is very deep. You also have a base to build up that takes a lot of time and resources but provides very substantial benefits. RPG-style stats? It's got em. Both co-op and lone wolf styles are viable and have their own pros and cons. Wipes are semi-annual so you're not getting bored and burned out as your gear and cash plateau forever. The learning curve is quite steep, and you will get poo poo on a lot for your first wipe. But as you learn and grow you will experience transcendent highs surviving and extracting with a high-value find, or ambushing and wiping out player teams carrying millions of roubles in equipment and loot. Buy the base game and give it an honest attempt for a month imo. If you still like it the account upgrades are also worth.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 15:19 |
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Buck Wildman posted:don't do it it's a trick Not everyone is strong enough to make it in Norvinsk. There's plenty of ways to survive and thrive even with limited reflexes and bad vision (like me). KirbyKhan posted:Yes, as well. You can physically feel the impotent fury emanating from the corpses of the slain. I consider it my duty to remove good gear from circulation, so I spend a lot of time ratting with trash gear, stripping meta poo poo from the dead, then selling it to the vendors instead of running it. It translates to a lower survival rate and less liquidity overall but a. who cares about s/r and b. busted AKMs cost next to nothing and BP rounds are cheap if the rest of your kit is bargain basement poo poo.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 15:39 |
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I'm going to trap all of you in the water purifier.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 18:56 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 22:49 |
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Chained Echoes fuckin rips. Thanks to the folks who suggested it and also reminded me what it was called. It's got a hard focus on what's good about JRPGs and rips out everything that's tedious or gotcha bullshit. 10/10
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 20:27 |