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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

Jerry: So Yoda has a tractor.

Elaine: Yeah.

George: A FuckTractor.

Elaine: That's right.

Jerry: I'm having trouble getting a visual here. Does he gently caress the tractor? Does he gently caress on the tractor?

Elaine: It's not that hard to understand.

George: I think he fucks people with the tractor. You know, using it.

(diesel engine noises from the hallway)

Jerry: What is that? Oh no, Kramer! Don't--

(Kramer literally crashes through the door riding a tractor)

Kramer: (brushing wood splinters and chunks of drywall out of his hair) Oh my God, Jerry! (terrible Yoda impression) Get one of these babies, you must!

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