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Fucktractor is Bangbus for the Farmers Only Dot Com crowd

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The Fsolemnity of Yodas FuckTractor

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E

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We're caught in a FuckTractor beam! It's pulling us in!

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Jerry: So Yoda has a tractor.

Elaine: Yeah.

George: A FuckTractor.

Elaine: That's right.

Jerry: I'm having trouble getting a visual here. Does he gently caress the tractor? Does he gently caress on the tractor?

Elaine: It's not that hard to understand.

George: I think he fucks people with the tractor. You know, using it.

(diesel engine noises from the hallway)

Jerry: What is that? Oh no, Kramer! Don't--

(Kramer literally crashes through the door riding a tractor)

Kramer: (brushing wood splinters and chunks of drywall out of his hair) Oh my God, Jerry! (terrible Yoda impression) Get one of these babies, you must!

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Time to hitch the BoneTiller to the FuckTractor and repeatedly plow the fertile fields

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Call me the "moisture farmer" for nothing, they do not

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For you, the day Yoda drove around on his FuckTractor before jumping into a swamp and exploding was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Fsaturday.

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When 900 years old you age, gently caress as good, you will not, hmm?

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Now this is FuckTractor racing!

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cruft posted:

This fsaturday!

https://voca.ro/133TRUi9sj6d

It's kinda quiet, sorry, I couldn't figure out how to boost the volume.

:perfect:

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