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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
its not like cops will use that data so idk what the point of that is

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Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

a service that takes your home surveillance footage and adds an ai-generated santa into it delivering presents so you show the footage to your kids and keep the magic of santa

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Eeyo posted:

a service that takes your home surveillance footage and adds an ai-generated santa into it delivering presents so you show the footage to your kids and keep the magic of santa

unironically thought of this last night and am surprised amazon hasn't already done it

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


microtransactions for toilets

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


also logstash for toilets

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
a bot that responds to internet forum swears by asking for payment into Swear Jar..a charity app. "gently caress" is a buck. "poo poo" is 50 cents. "[anything]nozzle" is negative 50 cents. AI decides how much other swears cost for all the potty mouths out there

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
a teakettle for beside your bed so you can get hot water when youre sick instead of walking downstairs to get hot water

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
or a bedside microwave if you live in the US

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

just make the bed out of hot water

my parents had one made of room temperature water

its gotta be similar

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


rotor posted:

a teakettle for beside your bed so you can get hot water when youre sick instead of walking downstairs to get hot water

my dude this is called a goblin teasmade and it could be the most :britain: thing ever, also it might also scald you or burn your house down as a bonus

my grandparents had one very similar to this:


an alarm clock that boils a kettle what could go wrong????



also maybe it contains ghosts???

there's an amazingly detailed website here covering all sorts of stuff https://www.teasmade.uk/

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
gently caress yeah

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
dinner plate subscription service for greek people

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
a computer case made out of cured meats

020824_2
Feb 9, 2024

Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Feb 9, 2024

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

an AI that talks to those AI phone trees for you.

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
degenerative ai

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
synthol for your ballsack, but with an app

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


one of those fertility tracker app things but it tells you when it's time to go gently caress yourself

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AtomD posted:

synthol for your ballsack, but with an app

lol

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

one of those fertility tracker app things but it tells you when it's time to go gently caress yourself

ahahaha

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

a friend finder app that connects white people to minorities so the white people can say “as someone with a ______ friend, i”

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

a device that reminds you what you bought on the internet when it arrives at your door.

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

a blinded placebo service: each month you get a supply of placebo pills for a random undisclosed disease.

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

OldAlias posted:

gundams but for cats

this is essentially the plot of an early 1990s anime whose title translates to “All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku”

the sheer weirdness of the title is what led to me knowing the name and general idea of the series, it wouldn’t surprise me if anything you guess about it from the title is true

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

outhole surfer posted:

1. get vc via good ol boy network
2. ?????
3. golden parachute

you forgot
4. go to 1

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


doordash for cutlery

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
subscription cheese

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

echinopsis posted:

subscription cheese

they have that

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i mean i havent checked so im not sure, but it feels like they have it

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

update:

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

git apologist posted:

communism as a service

peep paging dealio calling bob dobbs is dead

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
an app that takes a subscription fee, arranges an activity, and sends a compatible group located near each other and whose schedules mesh to engage in it “free”

using it requires granting full calendar, photo, fine-grained location, and major social media app access, as well as answering a ton of almost invasively personal questions at random

the data is all made available for AI training at a price

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



pet finder but for dating

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


seo/publicity/propaganda targeted at AI

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
ice from the arctic (its the best ice)

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


N.Z.'s Champion posted:

ice from the arctic (its the best ice)

this exists, there's a load of super rich bullshit "water from ice from the arctic" poo poo with "water sommeliers" it's absolutely hosed up

imagine being a billionaire and being like "hmmm yes I'm going to spend huge amounts on water"

what's the William Gibson line "the rich are not even remotely human"?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
sperm whales

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
e: im removing this in case HP ceos are reading this thread

AtomD fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Mar 1, 2024

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
a train signalling system built entirely in javascript

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
ATC powered by ai

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
Interruptible power supplies

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