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fart simpson posted:a company that matches people with good credit to people with bad credit seeking loans. they share their names, addresses, and social security numbers with each other, and the person with good credit uses that info to add the person with bad credit as an authorized user on their credit cards This already happened. It was called borrowed ladders or something. Yes, some of the bad credit people figures out how to get the credit card details and run up the credit card.
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Apr 15, 2024 14:33
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Internet Old One posted:This already happened. It was called borrowed ladders or something. Yes, some of the bad credit people figures out how to get the credit card details and run up the credit card. yea I’m sure he’s referencing that from that ladies TikTok that was going around. & from that we learn it pays almost nothing, like $40 per person you do this for, which is very little given just how much an untrustworthy random can gently caress your credit up
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Apr 15, 2024 15:00
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Free tax preparation software that you can pay extra to unlock profanity, nudity, gore, and other GTAesque content.
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Apr 15, 2024 15:54
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gamified tax prep software where providing more and more info gets you points redeemable for loot boxes that that can contain varying degrees of redeemable “deals” it’s all funded by selling your financial information, and the quality of “deals” you get is related to the value of the information put in your last five years’ returns for an ultra box! it’s a chance to win triple your refund or $100 off if you have to pay! better scan in all your receipts to see if those deductions would add up to more than the standard, and with your purchasing preferences recorded you get 2x points! win-win!
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Apr 16, 2024 08:28
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add in a MLM scheme for inviting friends and family
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Apr 16, 2024 13:56
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a large language model making multi-level-marketing material leveraging machine learning methodologies or LLMMMLMMLMLM
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Apr 16, 2024 14:14
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AtomD posted:a large language model making multi-level-marketing material leveraging machine learning methodologies that's not how roman numerals work 
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steam sales but for cars
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Apr 21, 2024 19:12
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Fart Sandwiches posted:steam sales but for cars vehicle financing but for video games
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Apr 21, 2024 19:28
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micro transactions for clothes want to buy one trouser leg? What about half a bra? Now you can!
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Apr 21, 2024 23:32
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cheap clothes that fall apart after you wear them once
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Apr 22, 2024 02:42
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Branch Nvidian posted:vehicle financing but for video games 
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Apr 22, 2024 03:37
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:micro transactions for clothes it’s not at this granularity, but clothing rental is already a thing and it’s becoming trendy, pitched as a way to stay in fashion some services even do it Netflix-style where you pay a monthly fee for a certain number of pieces, and can send them back whenever, or choose to pay a fee and keep them forever to reopen that slot in your subscription some also rent accessories how soon until some label only do rental, and maybe even require their return, as part of exerting further control over their “brand?”
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Apr 22, 2024 05:32
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Branch Nvidian posted:vehicle financing but for video games pretty sure GameStop offers financing maybe it’s not at the car dealer level yet but it’s no doubt coming, especially as console prices rise
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Apr 22, 2024 05:34
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yeah that Klarna buy now pay later company will offer it on literally anything, it's zero percent so you know for sure that it's based around you not paying to schedule and getting reamed by the interest
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Apr 22, 2024 10:44
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ai assistant plugin for jira but it just assigns gpt generated stories to random people
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Apr 22, 2024 13:40
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HamAdams posted:ai assistant plugin for jira but it just assigns gpt generated stories to random people but we already have a scrum master 
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Apr 22, 2024 13:59
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realtime generative llm that parses discussions around you and provides snappy comebacks to your AR goggles for you to say as if you thought them up all by yourself
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Apr 23, 2024 00:32
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:yeah that Klarna buy now pay later company will offer it on literally anything, it's zero percent so you know for sure that it's based around you not paying to schedule and getting reamed by the interest that and fees presumably. hmm aren’t they literally credit card companies then?
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Apr 23, 2024 00:41
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Eeyo posted:that and fees presumably. no there's no fee if you make the repayments to schedule (as opposed to paying a premium for splitting the payment/accruing interest), I actually looked it up and aside from any late penalties (which they claim are only 1% of cases but that's obviously gonna be hugely skewed) they charge retailers a free for the service hmm I wonder how "encouraging people to buy things they cannot immediately afford" and "late fees" could possibly go together
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Apr 23, 2024 11:51
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Outsourced project management for Republican outrage campaigns. An educational financing app for my mesmerizing 17 year old co-worker.
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Apr 23, 2024 13:04
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russian propaganda farms but it's about bigging up your own life
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Apr 23, 2024 13:11
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fresh_cheese posted:realtime generative llm that parses discussions around you and provides snappy comebacks to your AR goggles for you to say as if you thought them up all by yourself finally i can match the cunning wit of grok
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of current models llama 3 does the best approximation of a fun drunk
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Apr 23, 2024 18:31
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atms of the future. No buttons, no card slot, just a touchscreen with a full keyboard. just enter your username, password and 2fa code, then you can converse with it via a centralised chatgpt server running on a Pentium 3 in the cheapest third world country we could find.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:no there's no fee if you make the repayments to schedule (as opposed to paying a premium for splitting the payment/accruing interest), I actually looked it up and aside from any late penalties (which they claim are only 1% of cases but that's obviously gonna be hugely skewed) they charge retailers a free for the service sorry i meant fees charged to the seller. like credit card companies charge a few percent of the transaction to the seller. then otherwise there’s no fees for many credit cards. if you pay on time you don’t pay extra. you get hit if you don’t. so idk it just kinda sounds like a credit card, but called klarna. like if you purchased a dozen different things with 6 payments each, it’s effectively like you’re just paying a balance each month of what you spend? you’re just rearranging it a lil bit but all the traps are there for you to walk into just like a credit card.
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oh right I get what you mean now, high five anyway back on track: pay as you go elevators/lifts
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Apr 24, 2024 09:14
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youtube channel where two middle aged guys talk about harry potter for twelve straight years
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Apr 24, 2024 09:37
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fart simpson posted:youtube channel where two middle aged guys talk about harry potter for twelve straight years make it about computers and call it YosTube
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business where u pay $x a month for a membership that lets you borrow books from their collection to read and return at a later date
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company that uses venture capital funding to purchase municipal water supplies from small towns around america & jack up water usage fees after the ipo
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Apr 24, 2024 11:13
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residential toll roads
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Apr 24, 2024 11:39
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membership program where you pay some amount per month and it tells you about various membership programs
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Apr 24, 2024 11:58
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vinyl records with ads between tracks
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Apr 24, 2024 12:01
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a smart torque wrench that requires DLC to access different torque settings, each with a specific number of uses before it has to be reloaded
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Apr 24, 2024 12:56
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Website that uses chat gpt to summarize discord communities and create weird little geocities style websites summarizing whatever they’re talking about. Then when people stumble on them nostalgic for the early 2000s web experience they get served ads targeted at older people
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Apr 24, 2024 15:52
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an ai phone spam detector that's really just a guy in India
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a company that sells bound hardcopy versions of wikipedia, and every year or two they update it and fact check it.
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eschaton posted:membership program where you pay some amount per month and it tells you about various membership programs there are apps that you pay a subscription for where they’ll manage your other subscriptions. houseplant loot box. you get a random house plant to kill every 2 months. always some trendy flavor of the month variegated cultivar garbage
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