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a drone that flies around the house trimming bushes and trees, using ai technology
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a drone that patrols your yard and pelts squirrels and rabbits with clay pellets that dissolve after the next rain. subscribe now and receive 20% off clay pellet ammunition with monthly deliveries
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Apr 24, 2024 20:07
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a mobile app that lets you turn on do not disturb and while it’s enabled it automatically responds to any texts or calls that come in using an LLM trained on all your texts and recorded conversations
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Apr 24, 2024 21:45
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door dash for cutlery
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Apr 24, 2024 23:04
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Venmo for literal peanuts
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Apr 24, 2024 23:04
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subscription smart birdfeeder. will send alerts to your phone of id’d birds. tracks timing and population. tracks squirrels. extra $5 a month unlocks squirrel block. uses ai to id squirrels and shut automated gate to bird food. can only be refilled with proprietary single-use bird food canisters. designed by a team of veterinary scientists and chefs to change with the season and adjust to birds’ needs. comes in different varieties for different types of birds and geographic locations. $10 for a refill (approximately 2 cups of food), but if you subscribe it’s 20% off!
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Apr 24, 2024 23:18
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Eeyo posted:subscription smart birdfeeder. regretfully 🦜feedr has been recalled due to squirrel block ai decapitating songbirds at random also the bird food was made from birds
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Apr 24, 2024 23:23
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:door dash for cutlery can you not order cutlery on door dash? i can do it on meituan waimai
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Apr 25, 2024 01:27
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dog food for humans
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Apr 25, 2024 01:36
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HamAdams posted:dog food for humans 
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Apr 25, 2024 02:47
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a robot vacuum timeshare you need to install a roomba shaped doggy door and it visits every house in your neighbourhood
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Apr 25, 2024 02:53
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call me fido then, i love me some dinty moore
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Apr 25, 2024 02:58
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:door dash for cutlery 
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Apr 25, 2024 03:00
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Eeyo posted:a drone that patrols your yard and pelts squirrels and rabbits with clay pellets that dissolve after the next rain. make it hunt seagulls and youve got your first customer
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Apr 25, 2024 03:34
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rotor posted:make it hunt seagulls and youve got your first customer I'll take 10
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Apr 25, 2024 03:43
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you need a vpn just to be able to order a fork in china?
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Apr 25, 2024 09:03
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:you need a vpn just to be able to order a fork in china? no i just leave it on and have a bunch of configured rules 2 route stuff properly
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Apr 25, 2024 09:20
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subscription-based app that works as a front-end for other music/video/audiobook streaming services and lets you access all their libraries through a single player. also it looks like this
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Apr 25, 2024 09:33
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Instant Grat posted:subscription-based app that works as a front-end for other music/video/audiobook streaming services and lets you access all their libraries through a single player. also it looks like this https://roon.app/en/
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Apr 25, 2024 09:37
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well gently caress, there goes my billion dollar idea
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Apr 25, 2024 10:45
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a geolocation music app start up that involves public locations playing the geolocation stream and paying drivers to noise pollute, to drive in populated areas and turn up the volume on their geolocation playlist stream (it would be marketed to drivers as an easy way to earn money in a music flash mob), with adverts about how to pay for chartBux to change the current song away from Mambo No. 5
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Apr 25, 2024 13:27
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a smart home combination door lock and speaker assistant doohickey that's free to install and keep, and actually makes you money! because it's funded by ads and other sponsored content that plays spontaneously and without warning, and records all your conversations so we can sell it. if you tamper with it, the door lock mechanism fails. what, you're saying nobody will want one of these? but I'm not marketing these to residents, I'm marketing them to landlords.
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Apr 25, 2024 14:02
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a free 55" flatscreen TV that has a persistent advertising bar and uses analytics to provide you topical ad- oh wait https://www.telly.com/
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Apr 25, 2024 14:27
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A company that harvests plants and animals to extinction faster than governments can protect them. Then the biomass is carefully preserved in a variety of ways and auctioned off little by little over the next 20 years.... on an app.
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Apr 29, 2024 19:23
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that's called agriculture/mining/forestry/industry OP and we already have a lot of them. they already have apps
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Apr 30, 2024 06:41
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Sleep as a service
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Apr 30, 2024 08:37
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hamburger vending machine
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Apr 30, 2024 12:53
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Sleep as a service https://www.eightsleep.com/
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Apr 30, 2024 14:55
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subscription aside, heating your bed to 43C sounds like a very bad idea
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Apr 30, 2024 15:45
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lmao that sounds incredibly dangerous that it can get that high.
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Apr 30, 2024 21:39
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Improbable Lobster posted:hamburger vending machine from anime  to reality  the robo burger ppl say theyre ‘worlds first’ but I’m p sure Japan made a different one first
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OldAlias posted:the robo burger ppl say theyre ‘worlds first’ but I’m p sure Japan made a different one first if it's anything that's "put a quarter in machine, receive snack," Japan has done it
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yeah they have whole restaurants like that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j677PxZWifM&t=73s
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May 1, 2024 01:16
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vending machine art should have been creation of adam with the burger in the middle
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May 1, 2024 03:57
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Silver Alicorn posted:yeah they have whole restaurants like that the dream of the automat, realized
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May 1, 2024 05:57
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gently caress yes automats
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May 1, 2024 06:23
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rotor posted:gently caress yes automats wtf wikipedia counted eatsa as an automat?? i mean i guess it counts but i feel like it sullies the good name of automats everywhere
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May 1, 2024 06:25
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A startup that uses cutting edge malware egress techniques to circumvent telemetry blocking.
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May 2, 2024 15:29
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OldAlias posted:from anime eat your hamburgers, apollo
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A sleeping pod filled with warm vibrating glycerine and sensors you glue to your body that record whatever, leds and speakers for flashing lights and tones for "health". The glycerine and sensor pads are all consumables and the bed requires a 19.94/mo subscription. It doesn't matter, as soon as they see the nocturnal erection sensor cuff the right kind of very rich people will be snatching them up just so they can bust out of bed like neo from the matrix in the morning before their morning enema of handsome asexual athlete blood. Since it's not a medical device I'll naturally sell off every byte of medical data collected.
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