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N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
a miniature old fashioned stock ticker tape machine that makes big piles of paper for pet owners (rat/mice/bird) so their pets can poo poo on the stockmarket

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Silver Alicorn posted:

a service that matches up younger people with older people who can pretend to be their grandparents

this but the younger people gently caress the pretend grandparents

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

N.Z.'s Champion posted:

a miniature old fashioned stock ticker tape machine that makes big piles of paper for pet owners (rat/mice/bird) so their pets can poo poo on the stockmarket

a large version that is literally just a toilet paper dispenser

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
the Shit & Piss 500

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

roomba for dog poo poo

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

juicero 2

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

post hole digger posted:

roomba for dog poo poo

make it for cat poo poo and you've got yourself a deal

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

post hole digger posted:

fractional investing platform for California ground water

still think this one has legs. why buy a share of a famous painting or wine when you can own a share of a ground water aquifer? the next time drought rears up, why, you'll be making it rain! :thumbsup: get it before harvard's endowment does! enron be proud

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Buck Turgidson posted:

cringe insurance

InternetOfTwinks
Apr 2, 2011

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just bad
A single goddamn place where you can punch in a list of bands either manually or generated from your personal library and/or streaming accounts, and get notifications immediately when any of the artists announce tour dates. Ideally with being able to set how far you are willing to travel for each particular act, and different levels of how hard the service tries to get ahold of you about it.

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
tranquilizer darts approved for use on children that are fighting bed time

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.

InternetOfTwinks posted:

A single goddamn place where you can punch in a list of bands either manually or generated from your personal library and/or streaming accounts, and get notifications immediately when any of the artists announce tour dates.

loving amen

I saw a random post from a band I really like that is playing here on sept 1 with no goddamn details about, say, which goddamn venue they are playing at

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


kick in the balls 25c/each

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Shaggar posted:

a battery that has the energy density of gasoline but is 1/2 the weight

here’s my idea: a battery that has the energy density of gasoline but is 1/3 the weight

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
how about this: a battery with almost no energy density and is mostly air. think of how many we'll sell

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Shopping cart LED display, that tethers to the “Reminders” app on an iPhone for grocery list. Tells you where to go in store to find items, and advertises deals.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



The Worlds First Patent Pending Decentralized Blockchain powered by Off-Grid Solar and accessible via Starlink. Grid shutdown and Doomsday proof.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



A video show "Human. Unlimited!" about limits, fears, possibilities, growth and progress a person can make. I will explore all these concepts myself as a normal person and will show to viewers what is possible.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
since tap water is free in nyc, a tap water export service to "underserved" communities in california

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Beeftweeter posted:

since tap water is free in nyc, a tap water export service to "underserved" communities in california

someone has already designed something you can use for this!

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Beeftweeter posted:

since tap water is free in nyc, a tap water export service to "underserved" communities in california

we already plan on annexing the great lakes for this purpose. theyre part of california as of 2050.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
i will use a fleet of hydrogen tankers that also run on the water provided. they will not run on any other water and collecting their vapor is punishable by death

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

kidludes: the quaaludes for kids

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

vets but for humans.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Linux Operating System running on a desktop computer

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos

post hole digger posted:

Linux Operating System running on a desktop computer

try to be at least a little realistic

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
climbing gym for baby goats

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Elder Postsman posted:

someone has already designed something you can use for this!



this is like an elon musk idea lol

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

when i was a kid i remember hearing about that idea the same time as i learned about the edmonston pumping plant, and conflated the two in my head, thinking that was how we got water out of the central valley and over the grapevine.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



akadajet posted:

this is like an elon musk idea lol

poo poo like this is where all his ideas come from

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Elder Postsman posted:

someone has already designed something you can use for this!



my idea is this, but for oil and gas

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

rookie stuff. now this is how you use water

https://www.portlandmercury.com/arc...d-have-imagined

Scud Hansen
Dec 13, 2015

Darkness and Evil

its cool that the skiff has a functional requirements doc, which is more than i can say for the poo poo i maintain at work

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

baby beer

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
a dog/cat bed that's designed to fit on top of robot vacuum cleaners

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

gundams but for cats

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

OldAlias posted:

gundams but for cats

get in the robot, mittens. get in the robot or snowball will have to do it.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
insurance run by AI

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

echinopsis posted:

insurance run by AI

Artificial insurance

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outhole surfer
Mar 18, 2003

1. get vc via good ol boy network
2. ?????
3. golden parachute

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