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N.Z.'s Champion posted:headstones are expensive, heavy, hard to engrave, brittle, and ripe for disruption graves as a service subscribe to have your loved one's name and epitaph (160 characters or less) displayed on the poorly-backlit surplus LCD display we've mounted into the 3d-printed headstone sign up for a free account and receive up to 600 displays (60 seconds duration each) per month verified accounts get 1000 per month, plus can receive an unlimited amount of likes from passers-by, if they scan the QR code displayed alongside the name and epitaph gold tier accounts get 5000 per month, 1000 of which are also read out by text-to-speech
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SuperDepressing posted:a websight where you can post but only using predefined words like a souls game message This would unironically be better than twitter/twitter-clones. Or any social media for that matter
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Jul 7, 2023 22:55
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sounds like you could also use clear-ish silicone for this. might peel away cleanly too if you are lucky
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Eeyo posted:a company that leverages chatgpt and dall*e technology to print what looks like handwritten letters addressed to "friends" to advertise your business/political campaign/whatever. also on the side write copy for your christmas letters to your family which you're ambivalent about. including a cute generated picture of your choosing. this but it actually leverages poorly-paid third world sweatshop workers because we couldn't get the ai to work right
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Aug 11, 2023 01:40
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atms of the future. No buttons, no card slot, just a touchscreen with a full keyboard. just enter your username, password and 2fa code, then you can converse with it via a centralised chatgpt server running on a Pentium 3 in the cheapest third world country we could find.
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Apr 24, 2024 04:24
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a smart home combination door lock and speaker assistant doohickey that's free to install and keep, and actually makes you money! because it's funded by ads and other sponsored content that plays spontaneously and without warning, and records all your conversations so we can sell it. if you tamper with it, the door lock mechanism fails. what, you're saying nobody will want one of these? but I'm not marketing these to residents, I'm marketing them to landlords.
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fart simpson posted:a subscription magazine that features interest articles and pictures of naked ladies this, but both the articles and pictures are ai-generated
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small-batch organic craft gasoline. only the best for your car/lawnmower, delivered direct to your door in an old-timey ceramic jug by an underpaid gig economy worker with no hazmat training. or, juicero but for electricity. plug your appliances into our special machine, which supplies them with only the finest small-batch craft electricity. it's powered using disposable battery packs that you buy on a subscription plan. the batteries are completely standard except for a state-of-the art drm system that, if it detects an unrecognised battery, bricks the machine and any connected devices.
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