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You know how influencers buy friends and likes so it looks like they’re a big deal? My startup does that but instead sells catty insults, incel death threats, and creepy comments in broken english. For platinum level customers we’ll create entire subreddits full of detractors. These are much stronger social signals of internet relevance than a bunch of rear end kissers.
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OldAlias posted:I never understood it as a shock site tho, it’s just trans porn? I remember bakla was another one, where it was a series of images and the reveal is that they’re trans. soo spooky I think it’s less about being trans and more about it being a spinning dick that looped well. They probably had to evaluate many spinning dicks before they found one that worked just right. quote:to stay on topic tho, a startup which is something like a historical reenactment town, except for communities on the early internet I’ve had some notion that it might be cool to make an old Yahoo look alike that has a lot of old and retro web stuff. Just putting the idea out there I thought it would be cool to integrate their search tools too. Internet Old One fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Oct 30, 2023 |
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Does anyone have that pic with the techbro on shrooms and he’s coming up with dystopian concepts like “Sexual Consent on the blockchain”?
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Oct 31, 2023 13:31
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Eeyo posted:a smart dog toy that will send an alert to your phone when the dog is playing with it. This exists. It can also shoot treats, show you video of your dog, and project your voice.
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fart simpson posted:a company that matches people with good credit to people with bad credit seeking loans. they share their names, addresses, and social security numbers with each other, and the person with good credit uses that info to add the person with bad credit as an authorized user on their credit cards This already happened. It was called borrowed ladders or something. Yes, some of the bad credit people figures out how to get the credit card details and run up the credit card.
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Apr 15, 2024 14:33
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Free tax preparation software that you can pay extra to unlock profanity, nudity, gore, and other GTAesque content.
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Outsourced project management for Republican outrage campaigns. An educational financing app for my mesmerizing 17 year old co-worker.
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Apr 23, 2024 13:04
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A company that harvests plants and animals to extinction faster than governments can protect them. Then the biomass is carefully preserved in a variety of ways and auctioned off little by little over the next 20 years.... on an app.
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Apr 29, 2024 19:23
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A startup that uses cutting edge malware egress techniques to circumvent telemetry blocking.
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May 2, 2024 15:29
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A sleeping pod filled with warm vibrating glycerine and sensors you glue to your body that record whatever, leds and speakers for flashing lights and tones for "health". The glycerine and sensor pads are all consumables and the bed requires a 19.94/mo subscription. It doesn't matter, as soon as they see the nocturnal erection sensor cuff the right kind of very rich people will be snatching them up just so they can bust out of bed like neo from the matrix in the morning before their morning enema of handsome asexual athlete blood. Since it's not a medical device I'll naturally sell off every byte of medical data collected.
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May 2, 2024 15:39
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Technical support contracts for TempleOS and Plan9 (No SLA)
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:this but it also jacks you off This but some sort of vibrating biofeedback crystal buttplug that makes a report about the biological age of your pelvic floor and tracks your prostate volume. Besides if it jacks you off from the front then it'll complicate the erection sensor cuff.
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A startup that makes open source software that uses one or more videos of someone typing their password to find the password. Then we release staged TikTok videos of teenagers stealing their teachers passwords and hacking wifi. Then we make money selling software and training solutions to combat the problem. The software just makes you type extra random keystrokes when entering your password and it makes signing into anything into a hellish experience. The training is not exposing your screen to the window. Our business plan involves starting with, boomers, moving to credulous k12 administrators, and then pivoting to the government once we've established our brand. Internet Old One fucked around with this message at 18:55 on May 7, 2024 |
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