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rotor posted:• "good morning fellas" finally a social network where it's always "time for crab"
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AnimeIsTrash posted:*guy in back* much better
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Jul 28, 2023 23:54
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post hole digger posted:Steve Jobs: but wait, there’s more… Twink Different
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Jul 29, 2023 23:10
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WeWork for cats
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Aug 10, 2023 13:36
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well-read undead posted:a subscription service that doesn't do anything, you just pay money for nothing this but also it sends you adverts for TVs and microwave ovens constantly whilst calling you homophobic slurs
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rotor posted:cruise missiles, but in the gay sense of the word ‘cruise’ internet enabled glory holes
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Aug 29, 2023 09:05
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post hole digger posted:they did that one already I think yeah that's WeeWork 
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Aug 29, 2023 17:27
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Aug 30, 2023 12:47
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microlending for food 
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fart simpson posted:isn’t this just “water” ? where the heck do you live that your water bill isn’t metered lol yes I realised that like 2 mins later I thought the food was a good one but well I guess I got beaten by the miserable reality of Pizza as a Service
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Uber for toilets. they could call it a dump truck.
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Aug 31, 2023 10:02
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Waffle images for online banking e: hmm that might just be cryptocurrency
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Sep 7, 2023 10:31
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patreon but it actually removes money from artists you don't like e: notreon?
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nudgenudgetilt posted:a browser with a 10-foot ui that doesn't suck a computer where the mouse doesn't whiff out of the window when I'm posting
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Sep 18, 2023 08:07
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well-read undead posted:a dating site called marry gently caress kill that matches people along the three officially recognized axes of human relationships kill I can see and maybe even gently caress, but how do you marry an axe? that can't be legally recognised in most jurisdictions!
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Oct 30, 2023 00:30
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that soup pipe delivery system that one fake Reddit relationships story guy was destroying his relationship with except it's soup delivered by drones
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Oct 30, 2023 10:48
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Cats as a Service
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Oct 30, 2023 10:57
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"venmo for Isis" lmao doordash for suicide bombers
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Oct 31, 2023 14:32
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Pythagoras a trois posted:an app that says variants of "oo, looking good" and other cheeky come-ons every time you use your face to unlock your phone an internet connected mirror that people can connect to and see your face to provide makeup tips and compliments*! I could actually see this being done *or verbal abuse and cyberbullying
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Nov 2, 2023 11:39
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starlink for food so you can get hotdogs from the gods
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Dec 7, 2023 18:17
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micro rentals for underwear
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Dec 18, 2023 11:52
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Uber for shoes
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Eeyo posted:a service that takes your home surveillance footage and adds an ai-generated santa into it delivering presents so you show the footage to your kids and keep the magic of santa unironically thought of this last night and am surprised amazon hasn't already done it
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microtransactions for toilets
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Dec 28, 2023 14:01
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rotor posted:a teakettle for beside your bed so you can get hot water when youre sick instead of walking downstairs to get hot water my dude this is called a goblin teasmade and it could be the most  thing ever, also it might also scald you or burn your house down as a bonusmy grandparents had one very similar to this:  an alarm clock that boils a kettle what could go wrong????  also maybe it contains ghosts??? there's an amazingly detailed website here covering all sorts of stuff https://www.teasmade.uk/
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Feb 8, 2024 11:57
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one of those fertility tracker app things but it tells you when it's time to go gently caress yourself
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doordash for cutlery
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N.Z.'s Champion posted:ice from the arctic (its the best ice) this exists, there's a load of super rich bullshit "water from ice from the arctic" poo poo with "water sommeliers" it's absolutely hosed up imagine being a billionaire and being like "hmmm yes I'm going to spend huge amounts on water" what's the William Gibson line "the rich are not even remotely human"?
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slack for dogs
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Eeyo posted:smart water bottles that chastise you if you don’t drink enough I think that might exist
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Mar 25, 2024 09:37
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a smart fedora with GPS and heart rate monitor
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fart simpson posted:a web forum where old people can post about funy computer mindblowing
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Mar 25, 2024 19:54
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a dating app but you have to declare all your preferences and attributes using yaml
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fart simpson posted:a fork of home brew but it injects ads and you can pay a subscription to remove the ads I used a library once that updated to blast out a "we have updated our licence!" Exception on use unless to added a line to your config to act as acknowledgement so that but you have to enter "Macdonald's!" In your config
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AtomD posted:a large language model making multi-level-marketing material leveraging machine learning methodologies that's not how roman numerals work 
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Apr 16, 2024 16:05
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micro transactions for clothes want to buy one trouser leg? What about half a bra? Now you can!
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yeah that Klarna buy now pay later company will offer it on literally anything, it's zero percent so you know for sure that it's based around you not paying to schedule and getting reamed by the interest
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