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a company that leverages chatgpt and dall*e technology to print what looks like handwritten letters addressed to "friends" to advertise your business/political campaign/whatever. also on the side write copy for your christmas letters to your family which you're ambivalent about. including a cute generated picture of your choosing.
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Crazy Achmed posted:this but it actually leverages poorly-paid third world sweatshop workers because we couldn't get the ai to work right crazy achmed please i beg you stop leaking our company emails
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Aug 11, 2023 03:23
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a service that takes your home surveillance footage and adds an ai-generated santa into it delivering presents so you show the footage to your kids and keep the magic of santa
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Dec 25, 2023 18:17
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a friend finder app that connects white people to minorities so the white people can say “as someone with a ______ friend, i”
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Feb 11, 2024 05:07
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a device that reminds you what you bought on the internet when it arrives at your door.
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Feb 11, 2024 05:12
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a blinded placebo service: each month you get a supply of placebo pills for a random undisclosed disease.
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smart water bottles that chastise you if you don’t drink enough
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Mar 25, 2024 05:57
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an ai-powered spirituality service that matches you with likeminded people and auto-generates a religion based on your data/personality profile/questionnaire answers.
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a smart dog toy that will send an alert to your phone when the dog is playing with it. for a subscription you can play sounds or make it vibrate in exclusive patterns, released monthly in the app
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Mar 25, 2024 06:03
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a fully gimbaled smart fan that uses ai and infrared imaging to aim the fan at the optimum point in the room to keep you comfortable.
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Mar 25, 2024 06:04
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have we considered it’s just jeff of yospos laundering his dirty crypto? buy a bunch of stolen credit cards off of silk express or w/e and buy accounts. then the usd is clean.
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Mar 26, 2024 03:32
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Scud Hansen posted:a new package manager just make it replace homebrew please
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Apr 7, 2024 14:27
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an inflatable ipad holder with an integrated bluetooth speaker. has buttons and can pass through touches to the touchscreen
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Apr 15, 2024 02:35
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:yeah that Klarna buy now pay later company will offer it on literally anything, it's zero percent so you know for sure that it's based around you not paying to schedule and getting reamed by the interest that and fees presumably. hmm aren’t they literally credit card companies then?
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Apr 23, 2024 00:41
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:no there's no fee if you make the repayments to schedule (as opposed to paying a premium for splitting the payment/accruing interest), I actually looked it up and aside from any late penalties (which they claim are only 1% of cases but that's obviously gonna be hugely skewed) they charge retailers a free for the service sorry i meant fees charged to the seller. like credit card companies charge a few percent of the transaction to the seller. then otherwise there’s no fees for many credit cards. if you pay on time you don’t pay extra. you get hit if you don’t. so idk it just kinda sounds like a credit card, but called klarna. like if you purchased a dozen different things with 6 payments each, it’s effectively like you’re just paying a balance each month of what you spend? you’re just rearranging it a lil bit but all the traps are there for you to walk into just like a credit card.
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Apr 24, 2024 05:14
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eschaton posted:membership program where you pay some amount per month and it tells you about various membership programs there are apps that you pay a subscription for where they’ll manage your other subscriptions. houseplant loot box. you get a random house plant to kill every 2 months. always some trendy flavor of the month variegated cultivar garbage
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Apr 24, 2024 20:01
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a drone that flies around the house trimming bushes and trees, using ai technology
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a drone that patrols your yard and pelts squirrels and rabbits with clay pellets that dissolve after the next rain. subscribe now and receive 20% off clay pellet ammunition with monthly deliveries
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Apr 24, 2024 20:07
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subscription smart birdfeeder. will send alerts to your phone of id’d birds. tracks timing and population. tracks squirrels. extra $5 a month unlocks squirrel block. uses ai to id squirrels and shut automated gate to bird food. can only be refilled with proprietary single-use bird food canisters. designed by a team of veterinary scientists and chefs to change with the season and adjust to birds’ needs. comes in different varieties for different types of birds and geographic locations. $10 for a refill (approximately 2 cups of food), but if you subscribe it’s 20% off!
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Apr 24, 2024 23:18
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lmao that sounds incredibly dangerous that it can get that high.
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Apr 30, 2024 21:39
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a boutique custom blended pet kibble, called kibibytes you send in a fur sample which is dna analyzed (and the data sold naturally), then we send a custom blend of kibble every month also get a loot crate of treats and plastic trash (aka “toys”)
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May 10, 2024 15:48
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a boutique custom blended solid meal replacement, called kibibytes you send in a dna sample which is analyzed (and the data sold naturally), then we send a custom blend of human kibble every month. complete nutrition in a bowl. also get a loot crate of snacks
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May 10, 2024 15:53
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we never sell data to third parties* *we sell data to our subsidiary geneebytes, and we have no control over who they sell that data to
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May 10, 2024 15:58
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:and it's called human kibble because i, the consumer, am human, right? uhh yeah for sure we don’t actually use “human kibble” in marketing copy, we just heavily imply it. that would be too on the nose internally we absolutely call it kibble though
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May 10, 2024 16:00
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ok doing some research i guess "human grade" pet food is a thing...
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May 10, 2024 16:08
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eschaton posted:oh wait these were supposed to be jokes not things I wish people would do we just need a YOSPOS nonprofit ideas thread
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turn off your monitor
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