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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
coding bootcamp for dogs that feeds them caffeinated treats whenever they solve a problem correctly

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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electric dump trucks

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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"brainstorming peyote" (as a twee delivery service)

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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hard copy emails delivered via usps for safekeeping

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
pineapples

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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virtual ice cream cones that you have to "eat" before they melt

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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...virtual wet naps

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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ai assisted laundry machine that incorrectly estimates how much time you need to wash something

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
a bread maker thats also a toaster

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
wikipedia for dogs

woofipedia

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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jello in a tube

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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two chicks at the same time

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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milk but its blue

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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a machine that makes tiny, fully functional versions of itself

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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an online betting site where people bet if stocks will go up or down

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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waffle donuts. wafnuts? doffles? thats for the eggheads in marketing to decide, im the ideas guy

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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rotor posted:

its been done. the cronut is the best donut form.

ok ok hear me out: we just do it cheaper than the other guy. we'll make it up in volume

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

don't post small beer

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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of course they're not edible, you need to open the can first :rolleyes:

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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N.Z.'s Champion posted:

a miniature old fashioned stock ticker tape machine that makes big piles of paper for pet owners (rat/mice/bird) so their pets can poo poo on the stockmarket

a large version that is literally just a toilet paper dispenser

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
how about this: a battery with almost no energy density and is mostly air. think of how many we'll sell

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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since tap water is free in nyc, a tap water export service to "underserved" communities in california

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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i will use a fleet of hydrogen tankers that also run on the water provided. they will not run on any other water and collecting their vapor is punishable by death

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
portable computers

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
:rip:

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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babysitters for dogs

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
a pizza you can live in. some kind of pizza hut

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
bread 2.0

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