InternetOfTwinks posted:

Tinder for finding a lawn guy. Also maybe pet sitters.

Silver Alicorn posted:

a service that matches up younger people with older people who can pretend to be their grandparents

git apologist posted:

communism as a service

Buck Turgidson posted:

an app for gay men to meet up primarily to have sexual interaction but the actual meet ups are on a delay, and me, the app owner, can view all the pending meet ups and insert my own meet ups in before that of my customers. to sort of skim off the top (and bottoms)

well-read undead posted:

a subscription service that doesn't do anything, you just pay money for nothing

echinopsis posted:

uber feets

git apologist posted:

a small but potent quantity of shareable DNA that you can gift to a woman and create new people with. i know it sounds far fetched but we’ll make it maddeningly addictive to produce and people will do almost anything to share it as often as possible

fart simpson posted:

im working on an idea for a new startup over here... do you guys think anyone would pay for sex?

Pythagoras a trois posted:

the same thing, but its a belt that punches you in the dick. giant red boxing glove on a scissor-extension mechanism, pops right out of the belt buckle.

echinopsis posted:

actual genius idea

subscription sex lube

the good stuff. silicon oil stuff. get a text every 3 weeks or whatever interval “need a drop? reply yes” and ignore it or say yes and they drop some sex lube at your place

hate running out

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

a dating app but you have to declare all your preferences and attributes using yaml

fart simpson posted:

Internet Old One posted:

A sleeping pod filled with warm vibrating glycerine and sensors you glue to your body that record whatever, leds and speakers for flashing lights and tones for "health".

The glycerine and sensor pads are all consumables and the bed requires a 19.94/mo subscription.

It doesn't matter, as soon as they see the nocturnal erection sensor cuff the right kind of very rich people will be snatching them up just so they can bust out of bed like neo from the matrix in the morning before their morning enema of handsome asexual athlete blood.

Since it's not a medical device I'll naturally sell off every byte of medical data collected.

eschaton posted:

video compression that uses AI to describe a scene, characters, and so on in text that gets sent to another AI to interpret and use in rendering the scene