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Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

lmao Avs

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Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

So is Colorado actively trying to get worse or what

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

HookShot posted:

This is literally a picture you get if you plug the prompt “corporate headshot for monopoly man” into an AI prompt.

"Compudah, give me the lovechild of Ray Shero, Bruce Boudreau and Pee Wee Herman"
*bing*
"Perfecto"

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Breaking: Nathan's rebrands to Phil's for it's hotdog eating contest

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

1 year rental Hellebuyck if Fitz can pull some more golden magic out of his rear end?

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Furnaceface posted:

Devils fans get one season of their team punching above their weight and suddenly start trash talking every other team.

Next season is going to be awesome (from a no-favourite team neutral fan perspective anyway).

We've elevated to the same tier of everyone else talking poo poo

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

they also wont release an nhl game on PC, bastards

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

as Gudas gone
:rimshot:

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Bedard Reich

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

The mid to late 2000s were so wild. We even knew these contracts were dumb at time of signing on 1st July. That Parise/Suter deal was so stupidly huge.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Preseason Begins 23rd September,
Season starts on October 10th.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Rename the Selke imho

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Bedard in, Wirtz Out

Seems like a fair first trade

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Oilers still suck and will suck. Hope this has been educational and informative for you all.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Could you imagine if the roles were reversed and some hockey player was thirsting over a book club member? They'd probably be arrested or at minimum disciplined by the league behind closed doors.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

HookShot posted:

This exact same thing and worse happens to women every single day on the internet, and hockey players are not exempt from this. There's a whole loving Hockey Canada scandal about it.

Oh, and remember literally like two months ago when a player was found with a trafficked woman in his hotel room and the trainer had to call the cops?

This situation is gross, consent can be pulled by the player and his family at any time, and people need to remember that they're talking about real people on the internet when they're making comments like this, but let's not pretend that it would be considered unacceptable to harass women if this was the other way around.

To be clear anyone who does this poo poo should face up to the consequences, regardless of who they are or their gender because it's bullshit through and through and people need to stop being animals. It should be considered unacceptable both ways is what I was trying to get at but probably didn't put it that way. I'm aware that hockey players get protected as do other professional athletes, but they should be held to account like people in the public realm do as well, even though it's not as prevalent as it really should be.

Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Aug 1, 2023

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Pens could probably make the playoffs if they try. Doing something other than getting swept in said playoffs? Nah.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

lol Caps

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Duckman2008 posted:

gently caress Pittsburgh.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

You are severely underestimating how dogshit that Devils team was

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

When you have a supporting cast of 3 exceptionally good players who outscore the next closest Devil, you are by definition not carrying the team more than Tay Tay.

Colorado had a +20 goal diff that year, and was making the playoffs again the next year. This was the first devils playoffs appearance as a wildcard since losing to the Kings in the SCF as well.
The reason Colorado got better was because they shitcanned Roy.

Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Aug 14, 2023

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

ThinkTank posted:

where they point out the wording is "the player judged most valuable to their team"

Didn't realise that actually reading something and comprehending it is galaxy brained, but here we are.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

It's not on PC so gently caress em

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Scream into that big mic in the sky big guy

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

clodorado

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

grack posted:

Tyler Myers trade when

That's a tall order for any team

Not drafting Yakupov due to a fake twitter would've probably been a blessing in disguise

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Go Devils.

Preseason hockey this Saturday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDbUn2nK3k4

Probably still the most rocking hit I ever saw watching a game live, and I saw Kariya die on ice

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Bring back OG 4Loko and give it to kids as 'sports nutrition'

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Chad Sexington posted:

That's what those Prime drinks are minus the malt liquor

Prime is distilled sugar and Paul Brothers semen. Fanboys can't gullet enough of it

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Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

It would've been perfect if the orange trim was the rangers red trim

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