July23 CE: Juche Fruit: The Guard is Gonna Move You

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Arrath: Apr 14, 2011

gently caress it, pin the US debt to btc. Love to see it swing by trillions of dollars based on the vagaries of the market, or the latest exchange hack.

# ? Jul 31, 2023 21:17

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# ? May 3, 2024 12:38

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CommieGIR posted:

....ah yes, really appealing to the scam artist segment of the population.

how do you think he won florida

# ? Jul 31, 2023 21:24

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Good work Ron

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1686049738129653760

Now I know crypto is a fascist op. The billionaires and the chuds start playing the victim when the fed shines its light on the ways they traffic money, so that any prosecution appears politically motivated.

# ? Jul 31, 2023 21:25

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Tiny Timbs posted:

I never understood this either. Did dudes go to porno theaters to watch the porn and *not* crank it? Maybe having to craft such elaborate mind palace spank banks is what once Made America Great.

iirc from Times Square Red, Times Square Blue, yeah, some dudes went there just to watch other dudes crank it and not crank themselves, or to crank other dudes, or...

yeah, this isn't really refuting the point, is it

# ? Jul 31, 2023 21:51

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Qtotonibudinibudet posted:

iirc from Times Square Red, Times Square Blue, yeah, some dudes went there just to watch other dudes crank it and not crank themselves, or to crank other dudes, or...

yeah, this isn't really refuting the point, is it

Consenting adults and all that. Such a stupid �crime�.

# ? Jul 31, 2023 21:53

lightpole: Jun 4, 2004; I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

CommieGIR posted:

gently caress. gently caress!

Yeah this. Dunno what you are supposed to do in a porn theater.

I go for the story driven plot and cinematography

# ? Jul 31, 2023 22:05

Wingnut Ninja: Jan 11, 2003; Mostly Harmless

lightpole posted:

I go for the story driven plot and cinematography

Maybe this time the cable repair guy will finally manage to fix the cable.

# ? Jul 31, 2023 22:17

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

I wish that Biden were waging war against cryptocurrency.

# ? Jul 31, 2023 22:28

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Crab Dad posted:

Consenting adults and all that. Such a stupid “crime”.

Which is why it was so loudly "enforced".

# ? Jul 31, 2023 22:39

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Platystemon posted:

I wish that Biden were waging war against cryptocurrency.

The imaginary biden, like the imagined obama, is much cooler than the reality

# ? Jul 31, 2023 23:15

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

Wasabi the J posted:

Which is why it was so loudly "enforced".

I think the primary reason that it was enforced was because the cop in question didn't want to experience Pee Wee Herman's O-face anymore than he already had.

Imagine, if you would, Pee Wee Herman having an orgasm.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 00:21

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Kith posted:

I think the primary reason that it was enforced was because the cop in question didn't want to experience Pee Wee Herman's O-face anymore than he already had.

Imagine, if you would, Pee Wee Herman having an orgasm.

E: Damnit, can't extract the gif.

E2: Better!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnw7JnGGFZI

Lemniscate Blue fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Aug 1, 2023

# ? Aug 1, 2023 00:25

Itchy_Grundle: Feb 22, 2003

Crab Dad posted:

Consenting adults and all that. Such a stupid �crime�.

Looking back to when it happened, the big thing was that he was a host of a children's show. Everyone went apeshit.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 00:35

pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008; Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Maybe this time the cable repair guy will finally manage to fix the cable.

Don�t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 01:11

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Kith posted:

I think the primary reason that it was enforced was because the cop in question didn't want to experience Pee Wee Herman's O-face anymore than he already had.

Imagine, if you would, Pee Wee Herman having an orgasm.

I know you are but what am I?

# ? Aug 1, 2023 01:21

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

The stink of loser is growing on Meatball Ron by the day. When that happens, poo poo like this happens, where a campaign's internal slack focused on shitbaggery memery gets leaked to a news organization.

https://www.semafor.com/article/07/31/2023/desantis-meme-factory

quote:

“This belongs in the Smithsonian,” wrote Kyle Lamb, the campaign’s director of research and data, before the video blew up in the campaign’s face. He was among the 38 staffers laid off in recent weeks amid a campaign “reset.” Messages viewed by Semafor also show members of the War Room group actively sharing images to put in the video while it was in the editing process, though not the Sonnenrad symbol that was in the final version.

Pushaw used the Signal group to spread content to anonymous allies, the chat shows. She told junior staffers that they should keep making meme videos, while other aides also said they wanted to push out more videos, according to the person familiar with the campaign. The chat included other senior staffers among its dozen-plus members, including press secretary Bryan Griffin.

The “War Room” chat was also used to place more conventional opposition research with accounts on Twitter (which has since been renamed “X”). In one July 19 exchange viewed by Semafor, Pushaw shared a “fun” clip of Trump talking about China at a Fox News town hall. She asked the Signal group if anyone knew “any Anons who might want it,” adding that “if we post it or a named influencer posts it, it might get noted.”

when your campaign is using terms like "any anons", you're a losing loser that's far too online

# ? Aug 1, 2023 01:46

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Itchy_Grundle posted:

Looking back to when it happened, the big thing was that he was a host of a children's show. Everyone went apeshit.

It was also the kind of crime you could selectively enforce against the queer community.

Also how to turn movie and old timey events into current events eternally (should be time-stamped)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJg9TZViD9s&t=2610s

# ? Aug 1, 2023 01:57

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Arrath posted:

Lack of permits again, nearby tres commas club members complained about the eyesore, or what?

E: according to the article they were denying building inspectors access to the roof. Jfc.

https://files.mastodon.social/cache/media_attachments/files/110/797/888/802/940/387/original/8a952a68960f7460.mp4

# ? Aug 1, 2023 02:25

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Elon claims the big, lighted X on Twitter HQ was just for an event and not permanent.

Bullshit. That was his bat signal, and he fantasized about being a superhero named X. If he really goes off the deep end, his fat rear end will show up in an X the Eliminator costume.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 04:20

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CBJSprague24 posted:

Bullshit. That was his bat signal, and he fantasized about being a superhero named X. If he really goes off the deep end, his fat rear end will show up in an X the Eliminator costume.

drat, I didn't know elon could redeem himself in my eyes

# ? Aug 1, 2023 04:36

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

Milo and POTUS posted:

drat, I didn't know elon could redeem himself in my eyes

"Aim for the bushes?"

# ? Aug 1, 2023 05:08

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Not sure of that reference but I do love Harvey Birdman

# ? Aug 1, 2023 06:16

Arrath: Apr 14, 2011

Milo and POTUS posted:

Not sure of that reference but I do love Harvey Birdman

The Other Guys, a great movie.

Handsome Ralph posted:

"Aim for the bushes?"

# ? Aug 1, 2023 06:22

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Milo and POTUS posted:

Not sure of that reference but I do love Harvey Birdman

The other guys is such a great movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvkN3003iU4

# ? Aug 1, 2023 13:07

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

CBJSprague24 posted:

Elon claims the big, lighted X on Twitter HQ was just for an event and not permanent.

Bullshit. That was his bat signal, and he fantasized about being a superhero named X. If he really goes off the deep end, his fat rear end will show up in an X the Eliminator costume.

They always come up with the most pathetic, limp dicked excuses. It was just an event. He was only my coffee boy.

Also I'm posting from the future, how do you do July humans?

# ? Aug 1, 2023 13:40

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# ? May 3, 2024 12:38

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

It'll forever be Christmas in July in my heart

# ? Aug 1, 2023 13:57

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