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Restaurant job tips show up at the exact earliest time the computer will let you clock in Then go piss, fix a coffee, schmooze, and finally begin work When the boss says you can clock out, piss again, make yourself something, schmooze, grab a drink, walk out the door, walk back in going "poo poo I forgot to clock out"
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I can't imagine having to go back to punching a clock like Sam and Ralph. Work is stressful enough, don't get on my poo poo about walking in 2 mins late.
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Jul 3, 2023 17:58
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I thriw beer cans at my manager's head when I drive past him walking on the sidewalk.
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Awkward Davies posted:Who turns off their computer
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beat teh poo poo outta your boss OP
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Smugworth posted:Another masterthread by hell yeah
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Appeal the writeup or you're the boss's bitch, OP.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:American manager here. Lol you’re actually a criminal
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With the preexisting blue collar labor shortage, the hundreds of pest control jobs on the ol’ Indeed, and Ronnie D’s new immigration bullshit, my company seems to understand the social contract and leaves me the gently caress alone to earn.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Restaurant job tips One time at my grocery store job when I was 16 I didn't clock out after leaving shift and didn't clock in for two days, somehow the geniuses didn't realize it and paid me for an entire weekend of OT. Paycheck was in the thousands for a job that sometime paid a few hundred a week.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Restaurant job tips Lol when I worked at restaurants they only paid like 2 something an hour and most times you wouldn't see a paycheck at all, it just covered your taxes or something. I did work with a guy who was trying to buy a house with his wife and he reported more cash tips than he realistically could ever get to show a higher income. Always wondered how that worked out for him, most folks just said 0 afaik.
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Khanstant posted:Lol when I worked at restaurants they only paid like 2 something an hour and most times you wouldn't see a paycheck at all, it just covered your taxes or something. I did work with a guy who was trying to buy a house with his wife and he reported more cash tips than he realistically could ever get to show a higher income. Always wondered how that worked out for him, most folks just said 0 afaik. my advice is for back of house
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DicktheCat posted:Echoing that "on time is late" is some military bs. It sure is. I had an NCO that pulled the "if you aren't 15 minutes early you are late" crap. Fine, whatever; it's the military and stupid poo poo is the norm. He then started punishing people for not being 10 minutes early to being 15 minutes early for the same reason. That one blew my mind.
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Cyks posted:It sure is. Wait. You're saying you had to be 25 minutes early for everything? So like if you had watch and PT you'd score 50 minutes of "waiting around" free time to read books or doodle in a notepad or something? I'd have talked him into making it a cool 15+15. Then I would have told his wife he was cheating on her. After that I'd put pubes in his food.
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Mine does not.
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Looks like ol' AARD VARKMAN put pencilhands on a PIP
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Some managers in this thread need some serious swirlies.
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MrQwerty posted:Looks like ol' AARD VARKMAN put pencilhands on a PIP Pencilhands Improvement Plan
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I haven't been in before 10 AM in years OP
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MoonshineWilly posted:Some managers in this thread need some serious swirlies. At least the one guy who outed himself participating in wage theft
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I once had a boss that tried to write me up. I wrote a defense and he couldn't do poo poo so he didn't file it. I found a different job that paid me more and left, then a month later he got fired in part because his superiors didn't want me to leave. gently caress that idiot.
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Have you guys heard about this? Have you seen this? Dipshits abound in middle management.
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gently caress You, pay me.
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Serious_Cyclone posted:I feel like paying someone a full salary to do nothing but micromanage the time between employees entering the front door and when they do their first production-related task is a tremendous waste of company funds and the entire office can probably work fine without that person on payroll. lol you'd be surprised. Most of my team does what they need to do because I treat them like human beings but one new person thinks I'm riding their rear end because they show up 15+ late and take long lunches. Baby sitting isn't a good use of my time so stop being a fuckin baby
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I have to swipe my time card at a clock, so it doesn't matter what time I enter the building as long as I get my swipe in at my scheduled starting time. In some cases I've seen supervisors do the opposite where they don't want you anywhere near the workroom floor until you're on the clock.
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Get back to work drones
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kazr posted:lol you'd be surprised. Most of my team does what they need to do because I treat them like human beings but one new person thinks I'm riding their rear end because they show up 15+ late and take long lunches. Baby sitting isn't a good use of my time so stop being a fuckin baby they sound cool. can you buy them an account?
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Hello I am also in management. Please don’t disturb or bother me I’m trying to skate by more so than you because I get paid more. Just I dunno show up and work ish.
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I see a lot of leaning not cleaning
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Also it is forbidden to sit while you post from here in out it looks unprofessional
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tbh the amount of money you make is directly proportional to the amount of silly and asinine nonsense you're forced to endure. If my current boss got mad at me for not showing up 15 minutes early and then tried to write me up, it would be union rep time and then probably oh wait, I have years of experience and a couple certifications, I don't have to put up with this poo poo bye. It's also why the entirety of middle managers and execs are soulless parasites but you take the good with the bad here at baby mashing factory Inc, a metaphor for capitalism.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:American manager here. Sounds about right, yeah.
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I used to work with this ancient motherfucker who began work at 7am and was not allowed OT. His wife was a nurse who worked 12s at a nearby hospital. Dumbass would drop her off at 5 for her job, come eat breakfast and read the paper in the break room, then clock in at 7. He’d work until 3, then sit in the break room again until it was time to pick wifey up at work again. Guy was an absolute moron with some of the dumbest opinions and ideas you could imagine. With one exception: dude was in shipping and occasionally a truck would need to be loaded after he clocked out. His boss would come in the break room and ask him to help out (this after absolutely forbidding him 30 seconds of overtime otherwise). His response was usually something like YOU GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES CAN GO gently caress YOURSELVES, PIECE OF poo poo SONS OF BITCHES I’M GONNA REPORT YOU TO THE LABOR BOARD FOR THIS! It was hilarious to watch.
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the number one rule of the american workforce is they actually dont want us to do too much
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You ever been in line at a store and the cashier is ringing up the person in front of you when they come across an item that’s missing the tag or won’t ring up, and the person in front of you says, “HAHAHAHA MUST BE FREEEEEEEEEE!” And you look at the poor cashier and can actually see a little bit of their soul leave their body through their sad eyes? I feel for the cashier 
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kazr posted:lol you'd be surprised. Most of my team does what they need to do because I treat them like human beings but one new person thinks I'm riding their rear end because they show up 15+ late and take long lunches. Baby sitting isn't a good use of my time so stop being a fuckin baby Yeah so absent of that babysitting you have exactly one person who burns a precious 15+ minutes per day not bundling widgets and everyone else is doing fine, the babysitting is totally unnecessary.
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kazr posted:lol you'd be surprised. Most of my team does what they need to do because I treat them like human beings but one new person thinks I'm riding their rear end because they show up 15+ late and take long lunches. Baby sitting isn't a good use of my time so stop being a fuckin baby Stop being a baby about long lunch and 15 minutes late. Lol 15 minutes that basically 0
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Khanstant posted:Stop being a baby about long lunch and 15 minutes late. Lol 15 minutes that basically 0 OP is this guy: 
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If you're spending more than 15 minutes riding someone's rear end for wasting 15 minutes, you should just acknowledge that this isn't about workflow or efficiency and it's just that you're a poo poo manager who enjoys bossing people around for the crime of not being afraid of you
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You Are A Elf posted:You ever been in line at a store and the cashier is ringing up the person in front of you when they come across an item that’s missing the tag or won’t ring up, and the person in front of you says, “HAHAHAHA MUST BE FREEEEEEEEEE!” Waiter: how was your meal Patron: *points at empty plate* I hated it lol lol
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