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My favorite were the old ladies asking what would happen if they murdered me on the spot and whether I’d go to heaven or not. Lady, I’ll gladly pull the trigger if you had the gun to free me of this hell on earth and being in front of you for a second longer.
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George H.W. oval office posted:My favorite were the old ladies asking what would happen if they murdered me on the spot and whether I’d go to heaven or not. Lady, I’ll gladly pull the trigger if you had the gun to free me of this hell on earth and being in front of you for a second longer. was old ladies making death threats a common occurrence?
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George H.W. oval office posted:My favorite were the old ladies asking what would happen if they murdered me on the spot and whether I’d go to heaven or not. Lady, I’ll gladly pull the trigger if you had the gun to free me of this hell on earth and being in front of you for a second longer.  speakin of old ladies and murdering on the spot
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pencilhands posted:I’ve been working at a new job recently. I always come in a few minutes before starting time, and my boss has been giving me an attitude about it. Like start time is 7 am and I show up at 6:55, and as I drive up he rolls his eyes and shouts “here comes last-minute pencilhands!” Sounds like something you could ride all the way to the Supreme Court, OP.
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Bouillon Rube posted:Waiter: how was your meal *cashier inspects $20 bills handed to them by customer* “THE INK’S STILL WET I JUST COUNTERFEITED THOSE THIS MORNING HAHAHAHA” *laughter turns into uncomfortable inhuman shrieking*
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LordArgh posted:was old ladies making death threats a common occurrence? In the evangelical south you betcha
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:
I was supposed to be giving god 10% this whole time??
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lol imagine giving money to jesus. dude can multiply food and make water into wine and poo poo he'll be fine meanwhile i've got weed to buy
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more like I gave 10% to my church’s HatePAC and pretend it’s somehow Jesus-related
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MrQwerty posted:lol gettin murderously angry about managers because of a story pencilhands made up for gbs clout 
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George H.W. oval office posted:My favorite were the old ladies asking what would happen if they murdered me on the spot and whether I’d go to heaven or not. Lady, I’ll gladly pull the trigger if you had the gun to free me of this hell on earth and being in front of you for a second longer. When I worked at a liquor store I once had a guy who asked me if I was gonna be on the side of the lord in the coming civil war. It was super weird. I later found out he’s a registered sex offender.
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If the world was all managers and no workers you have to admit - that’d be a well managed world indeed
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It's called "efficiency" OP, go to Business School.
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GundamHealer posted:I once had a guy who asked me if I was gonna be on the side of the lord in the coming civil war. Which side was he on in the previous one?
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IT BURNS posted:Sounds like something you could ride all the way to the Supreme Court, OP. In a 6-3 decision slavery is now legal again.
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Why do American managers want you to come my lady, come come my lady, you're my butterfly, sugar, baby
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redshirt posted:It's called "efficiency" OP, go to Business School. realtalk one of my really good friends went back to school for her MBA and like 1/3 of the way through she became a different, weird, worse person kill business school i want my friend back
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:In a 6-3 decision slavery is now legal again. gently caress, I forgot about them for 3 hours today.
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im a manager and if i saw my employees coming in early I'd sit them down and ask them what the gently caress is wrong with them
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:kill business school 
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teemolover42069 posted:im a manager blocked
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Both my bosses were 30 mins late today because they forgot what time they told the rest of us to start. Everyone was fine with it, for we had clocked in. It was still a good ol' day of dirty work.
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Management? Pfft.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:
Do we have a megathread for these?
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pencilhands posted:
Essentially he is asking you to work 15 minutes before your shift. If you are hourly you can have a chat with HR about it and they can shut it down quickly because the company can get in trouble. Or you can start clocking in or add 15 minutes to your timesheets or leave 15 min early. No one believes in the 15 minutes early on time BS, i am always 1-3 minutes late on every meeting as a consultant.
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Bouillon Rube posted:Waiter: how was your meal Wow, I've never actually heard of this one. What a bunch of lame-Os. Edgar Allen Ho posted:
Is it just me -- a person who was not raised religious & is not currently religious -- or is 10% a very low percentage to be giving God? 
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It's fashionable to be half an hour late for a reason. Point out to any boss how utterly unfashionable they're being for asking you to come in early. No wonder they're never invited anywhere in polite society.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Wow, I've never actually heard of this one. What a bunch of lame-Os. 10% weekly\monthly from your entire congregation is just the level of grift that's sustainable. God praises cleverness
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YeahTubaMike posted:Wow, I've never actually heard of this one. What a bunch of lame-Os. 10% tithe to the church is pretty traditional.
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RoboBoogie posted:Essentially he is asking you to work 15 minutes before your shift. If you are hourly you can have a chat with HR about it and they can shut it down quickly because the company can get in trouble. Would the easiest way for HR to shut it down be to find some reason to have you fired? Seems easier to cut the single employee advocating for themselves than to try and shift the entire perspective of management on the idea of wage theft.
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Cyks posted:It sure is. The Captain tells the XO he wants an all-hands call at 10:00. The XO tells the Divos to have everyone ready by 9:45. The Divos tell their Chiefs to have people lined up by 9:30. The Chiefs tell their LPOs that everyone needs to be there by 9:15. You end up standing in formation for a loving hour just so the Captain can spend 3 minutes wishing you a nice weekend.
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George H.W. oval office posted:10% weekly\monthly from your entire congregation is just the level of grift that's sustainable. God praises cleverness goatface posted:10% tithe to the church is pretty traditional. Ah, I thought it was like, an intangible 10%. Like, "giving your all", but 10%. 
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Why do American managers want you to come
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YeahTubaMike posted:Ah, I thought it was like, an intangible 10%. Like, "giving your all", but 10%. Jesus also appreciates it more if you're donating while already living in desperate poverty.
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Lord Harbor posted:The Captain tells the XO he wants an all-hands call at 10:00. Military efficiency!
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When I was working in China, we had to sign in with our finger prints so the management knew when everyone arrived in the office, and then sign out so they knew when we left. Our working time was 09:30 am - 6:30pm. I was, and still am, in the habot of getting up early, so I would often be in the office at 8 am or early. This was fine since I was the only one there so early, and the internet + VPN in the office was much better than at home so I just spent the time shitposting here, checking social media (I know I know) or watching youtube. But I always made sure to leave at time. During my yearly review one time, my manager told me: "It's good that you come early, but you also leave on time every day". I don't remember what I replied, but it wasn't like they were paying us for overtime or anything. I quit that job soon after.
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RoboBoogie posted:Essentially he is asking you to work 15 minutes before your shift. If you are hourly you can have a chat with HR about it and they can shut it down quickly because the company can get in trouble. Or you can start clocking in or add 15 minutes to your timesheets or leave 15 min early. HR is never your friend
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:HR is never your friend HR = Job Police. ACAB.
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OMFG FURRY posted:Military efficiency! For us it was always just "5 minutes before place of parade" then we'd go back to sitting around for hours, cleaning vehicles that were already spotless or something really critical like sweeping leaves on the windiest day of autumn 
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personally my manager makes me come in early so i can use the snake to break up all the Dude Wipes stuck in the commode. hey no one else wants to do it and i plan on making GBS threads later and using one of those Dude Wipes myself so might as well right
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