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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

UKJeff posted:

Female Body Inspector

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guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Clitoris Investigating Authority

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


street vendor for a noodle shop in a rainy, densely populated city full of neon lights and renegade androids

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

I’d love to be the officer that locks you up tvol

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Voice of Leisure

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
cocaine detector

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I liked working front of house stuff. The worst aspects (bad pay and having to deal with annoying people) would be alleviated by the associated material and cultural changes that would develop alongside the revolutionary overthrow of capital 👍

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

In Training posted:

I liked working front of house stuff. The worst aspects (bad pay and having to deal with annoying people) would be alleviated by the associated material and cultural changes that would develop alongside the revolutionary overthrow of capital 👍

youre going to be in the fields buddy

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
Pickle stewie farmer

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


🇨🇳

Agnostalgia
Dec 22, 2009
illiterate serf. maybe after awhile get kicked in the head by my neighbor's mule, multiclass into village idiot idk.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

AnimeIsTrash posted:

youre going to be in the fields buddy

Sounds good

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

I would like to be a gardener

animist
Aug 28, 2018
woke moralist

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Janitor at the dick sucking factory.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Maybe some form of traveling oaf who sells pots and pans and brings news and stories to small, rural towns.

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

I changed my mind I want to make skynet. Maybe machines are capable of the kind of collaborative spirit that biologicals lack

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

cspam fighting the class war

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 387 days!
i wnat to take alot of xanax every day and test mattresses for softness and comfort, no weird sex stuff with the mattress just test how nice it is to fall asleep on each model mattress

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Choreographer for the show trials.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Janitor at the dick sucking factory.

my friend used to be a jizz mopper, I think he got sick of it after a year or so.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I want to be an EMT OP

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Going to start a cult

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

In Training posted:

I liked working front of house stuff. The worst aspects (bad pay and having to deal with annoying people) would be alleviated by the associated material and cultural changes that would develop alongside the revolutionary overthrow of capital 👍

What would low-end retail work look like after the revolution?

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

DrSunshine posted:

What would low-end retail work look like after the revolution?

if someone actsl ike an american the entire store would beat them to death

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

what was it like to be a worker at the Moscow dept store ?

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

DrSunshine posted:

What would low-end retail work look like after the revolution?

there will still be commodities that need to move. In my mind, not much different except you would only have do it for like 25-30 hours a week and be able to live and retire after doing it for 24 years or w/e.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

overseer of white slaves

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Deep sea fishing captain. You can be wasted all the time, eat nothing but fish, and get broiled into a hotdog man by the sun. Maybe eat some hotdogs too.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



I remember some anarchist thread similar to this where one of them was self-aware enough to admit he didn't have any specialist skills so manual labor would be his future and all the would-be poets and counselors ate him alive

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


anyway, as I said bbq geckos

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

In Training posted:

there will still be commodities that need to move. In my mind, not much different except you would only have do it for like 25-30 hours a week and be able to live and retire after doing it for 24 years or w/e.

I like to think we'd take Marx's phrase at heart about hunting in the morning, fishing in the afternoon, rearing cattle in the evening, and criticizing after dinner just as one has a mind, and so you'd work the cash register in the morning, push shopping carts in the afternoon, stock inventory in the evening, and do performance evaluations after dinner.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

forum moderator (unpaid)

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Buck Wildman posted:

I remember some anarchist thread similar to this where one of them was self-aware enough to admit he didn't have any specialist skills so manual labor would be his future and all the would-be poets and counselors ate him alive

lol

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda


my bony fealty posted:

overseer of white slaves

house cracker

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice
I'd like to work with cows in some capacity.

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS
SC2 commentator. also maybe SC1 commentator. i'm not gonna be paid for any of these positions but what are you gonna do??

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I want to be a dog boy like in TH White's Arthur stories.

In Training posted:

there will still be commodities that need to move. In my mind, not much different except you would only have do it for like 25-30 hours a week and be able to live and retire after doing it for 24 years or w/e.

The only way this would work is if there was socialism in America but it still kept doing imperialism. The main differences as I see it is you get healthcare and cheaper housing but are maybe paid less (idk what an American retail worker gets).

mawarannahr posted:

what was it like to be a worker at the Moscow dept store ?

AnimeIsTrash posted:

if someone actsl ike an american the entire store would beat them to death

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DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
oh also btw my dream job is being an elected manager at said worker-owned big box store, i get paid to write glowing performance reviews of everyone so everyone is happy :yaycloud:

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