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I fell for the whole Bosch/Siemens home-connect smart appliance scam and now I have an oven that likes to crash and reboot in the middle of cooking things. I miss the old one where you turned a knob and it got hot, and you turned another knob to decide how hot. 
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To be fair all the other tech bullshit appliances have been pretty reliable. The coffee machine has only crashed twice in 5000 cups!     They initially got their foot in the door with the wifi dishwasher with mood lighting:   I'm very sorry about all this, I know I am part of the problem. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 14, 2023 07:58
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rotor posted:people gonna be showin up here like "i, uh, i tripped and fell and the ethernet cable i was carrying accidentally went into the port and the stove got bricked, what can i do?" you say that as if they aren't already shipping appliances with unfinished firmware that sets your house on fire if you don't install the day 1 patch
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Jul 14, 2023 19:16
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well-read undead posted:wait, i still have questions about the lcd screen oven you have to tell it what you're cooking, it's got a handful of stock photos for each food group. it came with a temperature probe that i've never used that i think is required when you tell it to cook meat, but i just use the pizza program or manual hot air for everything else  all the buttons are touch sensitive and refuse to register a press half the time. it is kinda baffling how much worse it is than a dumb oven with mechanical knobs.
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Jul 14, 2023 20:45
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my whirlpool microwave has been excellent and still works fine after 15 years my whirlpool dishwasher started leaking all over the floor and got replaced with 
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Jul 23, 2023 20:24
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oh yeah the water dispenser on my samsung fridge conked out after a year and the shelving is a mess i am just waiting for the ice machine to crap out so i have a good excuse to get rid of it
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Jul 23, 2023 20:29
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My favorite thing about induction is that it is fairly idiot proof. Especially if your cooktop has temperature sensing and shuts itself off if the things you put on it are getting too hot.
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Jul 25, 2023 17:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTix8V58l8s stop resisting old man embrace the horrible future it beckons to you [edit] this started autoplaying right after, telling you never to buy sarnsung or lg which is probably good advice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IHoODx-mmM r u ready to WALK fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Aug 30, 2023 |
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Aug 30, 2023 06:51
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they patched my oven! maybe it stops crashing now
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Sep 28, 2023 06:38
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product managers across the world are already racking their brains trying to come up with the next juicero with bing copilot
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Oct 9, 2023 07:52
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showering with a waterpik sounds like something the previous president would do and then proceed to complain about how modern showers hardly produce any water and it takes forever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lWWbOqMhdQ
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