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Ed Boon's parents were killed by the letter C section of a library and I personally, will not stand for this.
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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Wanderer posted:

That's actually a shout-out to this weird direct-to-video animated movie from late last year, Snow Blind. It's set in a post-apocalyptic Earth where the Black Dragon's taken charge and Kenshi's the only one trying to fight them.

The twist at the end is it's set in a timeline where Kano won MK11 and has control of Kronika's Hourglass.

It's really loving bizarre because it isn't well-explained, so if you haven't played MK11, it doesn't make a lick of sense.

McTimmy posted:

Now that Rain is a wizard we can get Hydro in as a ninja.

I love that as lovely as the Malibu MK comics were, everyone just agrees that Hydro was a design worthy of showing up in the actual games. Though Wanderer and I have both wanted to see them bring in Bo, Johnny Cage's gargantuan bodyguard. He was fun.

widespread posted:

Guess someone would be right in saying that Raiden taught Liu Kang how to gently caress up.

I want the ending of MK1 to be an alternate take of MK9 where things go to poo poo and Liu Kang realizes he completely hosed up as Earth's protector god. The difference being that when Shao Kahn's death justifies everything, it's because Shao Kahn pulls off a heroic sacrifice against the true threat.

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Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

I'm kind of hoping that whatever happens is still somehow Raiden's fault.

Orv
May 4, 2011
Raiden made Liu Kang a god so we don’t really need to even walk that far to keep blaming Raiden for everything.

widespread
Aug 5, 2013

I believe I am now no longer in the presence of nice people.


Gavok posted:

I want the ending of MK1 to be an alternate take of MK9 where things go to poo poo and Liu Kang realizes he completely hosed up as Earth's protector god. The difference being that when Shao Kahn's death justifies everything, it's because Shao Kahn pulls off a heroic sacrifice against the true threat.

What if instead, Raiden realizes he might have hosed up in making Liu Kang a god and he goes back to the events of the first game just to blatantly kill Shang Tsung and Goro on the spot.

But since it's MK, that in turn causes a whole other issue to come up somehow. Maybe Shao Kahn just invades Earth outright and kicks aside any notion of tournaments in favor of simply sending it.

Basically:

Crowetron posted:

I'm kind of hoping that whatever happens is still somehow Raiden's fault.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Orv posted:

Raiden made Liu Kang a god so we don’t really need to even walk that far to keep blaming Raiden for everything.

Very good point.

So it's already Raiden's fault!

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


widespread posted:

What if instead, Raiden realizes he might have hosed up in making Liu Kang a god and he goes back to the events of the first game just to blatantly kill Shang Tsung and Goro on the spot.

But since it's MK, that in turn causes a whole other issue to come up somehow. Maybe Shao Kahn just invades Earth outright and kicks aside any notion of tournaments in favor of simply sending it.

Basically:

It should lead to the original MK storyline and ending for Raiden by having it expand into a huge god civil war that destroys the planet.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



I am here to let you know that Johnny Cage is NOT afraid to die.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

AndyElusive posted:

Give me Cyber Bo Rai Cho.

Give him nanobot farts and battery acid puke.

INITIATE VOMIT PROTOCOL, STANDBY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLDSNvQjXe8&t=77s

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Good MKs: OG 1 (for its time), 2, 9. Will this be the Fourth Good Mortal Kombat?

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

codo27 posted:

Good MKs: OG 1 (for its time), 2, 9. Will this be the Fourth Good Mortal Kombat?

umk3 and x are good games

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

I will never forgive the variations system. Its bad enough all the new characters were lame, but you cant even properly use the klassic ones because their movesets were split up into 3 modes. Stupid.

I've always wondered why they cant use an updated version of the tech they used for the original 2D games to create photorealistic sprites. Ed did allude to a full fledged remaster (not that disgraceful arcade kollection) being in production years ago but halting, and saying he might one day explain why, but he never has.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

the variations were kool, brought a lot of player expression to the table, plus it reminds me of melty blood moons and i smile when i think of melting even tho i don't play that game

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
MKX has my favorite story mode.

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

9 is mechanically solid but also pretty boring. I never had the urge to go back to it after a sequel came out like I did with X or UMK3. I liked 11 a lot, too, and don't really understand why everyone hates it.

Is it because of the gear system? Because the gear system sucks, I agree.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

it's because it's too slow and the kharacters are a bit samey. lots of midscreen footsies dudes. MKX had a lot of high/low mixup kharacters and fast gameplay w/ the run button and a lot of ppl prefer that

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

Smoking Crow posted:

it's because it's too slow and the kharacters are a bit samey. lots of midscreen footsies dudes. MKX had a lot of high/low mixup kharacters and fast gameplay w/ the run button and a lot of ppl prefer that

That's fair. I missed the run button, too, but not as much I guess.

I didn't really notice people complaining about 11 until around when Aftermath came out and this being the internet most people's complaints were just "It sucks" so I figured there was some late-game balance change that affected high-level play or something.

FrostyPox
Feb 8, 2012

Bring back every ninja including Tremor or whatever the brown earth ninja from MKX was

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

That was also Tremor

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

it's cool that Rain and Ermac both eventually made the transition from ninjas to warlocks

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I hope Goro somehow has even more arms in this timeline.

widespread
Aug 5, 2013

I believe I am now no longer in the presence of nice people.


Rhonne posted:

I hope Goro somehow has even more arms in this timeline.

Liu Kang probably would be like "Goro was a formidable opponent... but still killable. I shall fix that."

And now we got fuckin' eight arms Goro, with like eight titties or something.

Orv
May 4, 2011
Just a ball of arms all connected at the shoulder like a biblical angel.

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

Goro now has one arm but it's really long.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

codo27 posted:

Good MKs: OG 1 (for its time), 2, 9. Will this be the Fourth Good Mortal Kombat?

It's a current-era WB game, so it will not be good. I'm sorry.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
MK1 will be good.

GigaPeon
Apr 29, 2003

Go, man, go!
9 was the best cause it had all the guys from childhood and none of the guys from after my childhood.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

That's not the same reason why most of the internet likes MK9.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

If you look up “Male Gaze” in the dictionary a picture of all the female characters in MK9 os right next to the definition

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
Something that stuck with me from the MK9 hype cycle was that the c(k)osplayer they got for MK9 Mileena had to be sewn into the outfit. There was no other way to make it stay on a human body.

GigaPeon
Apr 29, 2003

Go, man, go!
Oh crud I forgot the “punch their clothes off” part.

Crap.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

There are MK porno parodies that would look at Sonya’s top in MK9 and say “come on now that’s a bit over the top don’t you think?”

Her badge should say SPECIAL FORCES AGENT NASTY on it

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

MK9 was the first one I played so its the best one.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
I like hot babes 💯

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

DC Murderverse posted:

There are MK porno parodies that would look at Sonya’s top in MK9 and say “come on now that’s a bit over the top don’t you think?”

Her badge should say SPECIAL FORCES AGENT NASTY on it

You say that, but there are people that are still upset that version of Sonya isn't still around.

They're now pointing at SF6 and going "See, Capcom made their characters sexy, why can't you NRS?!?" while ignoring that most characters' outfits in SF6 are also functional

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Shinji2015 posted:

You say that, but there are people that are still upset that version of Sonya isn't still around.

They're now pointing at SF6 and going "See, Capcom made their characters sexy, why can't you NRS?!?" while ignoring that most characters' outfits in SF6 are also functional

The irony of Cammy becoming more attractive by wearing pants finally.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Shinji2015 posted:

You say that, but there are people that are still upset that version of Sonya isn't still around.

They're now pointing at SF6 and going "See, Capcom made their characters sexy, why can't you NRS?!?" while ignoring that most characters' outfits in SF6 are also functional

If all the criminals are too busy staring at Sonya’s tits wondering how she doesn’t constantly flop out of that top she can just arrest them. Function!

Check and mate woke losers

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Shinji2015 posted:

You say that, but there are people that are still upset that version of Sonya isn't still around.

I'm only upset because we ended up with Rhonda Rousey as Sonya and I, too, would like to go back in time.

Orv
May 4, 2011
I'd settle for fighting games not being super weird about their young girl characters at this point. Though I guess MK isn't super into that.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Jamesman posted:

I'm only upset because we ended up with Rhonda Rousey as Sonya and I, too, would like to go back in time.

MK11 let you completely alter Sonya being voice acted by Ronda Rousey and completely change her into Bridgette Wilson circa 1995. So going back in time would erase this and that's lame.

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


AndyElusive posted:

MK11 let you completely alter Sonya being voice acted by Ronda Rousey and completely change her into Bridgette Wilson circa 1995. So going back in time would erase this and that's lame.

Sonya Blade, I thank you!
For beating the poo poo out of me!
I see things so clearly now!
I choose my destiny!

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