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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rule #1

no horseplay.

this place is for flopping ONLY

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# ? Jul 8, 2023 02:01

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# ? May 8, 2024 06:03

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rule #2

No summer punks.

I know they're natural floppers but they smell bad and they're always sweaty. gross

# ? Jul 8, 2023 02:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Rule #3

don't gently caress with Patrick. he keeps this place clean

# ? Jul 8, 2023 02:12

Rex Meteorite

Discrimination against horses, eh? See you in court.

Ups to Saoshyant for the sig image

# ? Jul 8, 2023 02:13

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Rex Meteorite posted:

Discrimination against horses, eh? See you in court.

litigious tenants need not apply :smugbert:

# ? Jul 8, 2023 02:16

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rule #4:

NO MORE FARTING unless ur legitimately asleep

Clyde is always watching, always wafting

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# ? Jul 8, 2023 02:29

Ominous Jazz: Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

thankfully nothing bad has ever happened in a flophouse

# ? Jul 8, 2023 02:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Ominous Jazz posted:

thankfully nothing bad has ever happened in a flophouse

worse than a beefy fart?

# ? Jul 8, 2023 02:56

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Rule #5: No Fosburys

# ? Jul 8, 2023 03:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

Rule #5: No Fosburys

# ? Jul 8, 2023 03:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rule #6:

flop sweat is to be released in ur own clothing and more importantly, on ur own time. :stonkhat:

thank u

refer to rule #2 for further info

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# ? Jul 8, 2023 05:22

Gaylor Moon: Gender? I hardly know'er

Areola Grande posted:

rule #1

no horseplay.

this place is for flopping ONLY

gently caress I accidentally FLAPPED :froggonk:

# ? Jul 8, 2023 06:56

Squirrels2Nuts: comedere nuces omni tempore

*flops em out*
:q:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

# ? Jul 8, 2023 07:52

Escape From Noise

Flop 'em if u got 'em.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jul 8, 2023 08:32

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

hey gonna flop here for a while

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Jul 8, 2023 08:42

emSparkly: I'm open to interpretation!

You uh, wanna flop around a bit?

I am a patient they.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 09:49

Escape From Noise

*Throws freshly caught fish in the house*

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jul 8, 2023 09:52

baka of lathspell

not to be confused with a hophouse

# ? Jul 8, 2023 12:06

google THIS

Please do not attempt to renovate the flophouse and sell it for a quick profit. Proper footwear must be worn at all times.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 18:52

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

anyone got a spare flop? i spent my last in the flophouse on the other side of the railroad

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:36

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

flapjacks: OUT

flopjocks: IN

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:47

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I can't come in, I'm a summer punk

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:52

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Roll d20 to flop
nat 20's roll again for bonus flop

# ? Jul 8, 2023 23:31

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Buttchocks posted:

Roll d20 to flop
nat 20's roll again for bonus flop

nat 20 is a crit flop a.k.a. "crip"

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Jul 8, 2023 23:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

🎵 let's go to the flop 🎵

:slick:

# ? Jul 8, 2023 23:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Randy Travesty posted:

I can't come in, I'm a summer punk

GIT

# ? Jul 8, 2023 23:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

the adjoining laundromat has nice audio flops. useful when u can't sleep

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3zXgztLRwek&feature=share8

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# ? Jul 9, 2023 05:10

FutonForensic

secret rule: you can leave the hot plate on overnight. just hide it behind some dry newspaper stacks so the flop king doesn't notice

# ? Jul 9, 2023 05:48

emSparkly: I'm open to interpretation!

Where's my 10 hour flophouse ambience?

I am a patient they.

# ? Jul 9, 2023 09:31

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Please Remain Floppy in the Showers

# ? Jul 9, 2023 10:52

GoutPatrol: *Stupid Babby*

So so sure this was going to be about a podcast but this is pretty good too

# ? Jul 9, 2023 14:28

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

emSparkly posted:

Where's my 10 hour flophouse ambience?

# ? Jul 9, 2023 15:09

super sweet best pal

Banned from the flophouse for watching commercially successful movies

# ? Jul 9, 2023 15:33

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

super sweet best pal posted:

Banned from the flophouse for watching commercially successful movies

# ? Jul 9, 2023 17:28

google THIS

google THIS posted:

Please do not attempt to renovate the flophouse and sell it for a quick profit. Proper footwear must be worn at all times.

The secret punchline here was "flip flop" maybe it was too obscure or just bad or both, or maybe the joke itself was the flop all along

# ? Jul 10, 2023 04:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

The secret punchline here was "flip flop" maybe it was too obscure or just bad or both, or maybe the joke itself was the flop all along

I felt like I got the flip flop joke but knew you'd never make such a simple jape

so in the end I was like :11tea:

🎵things that make u go hrmm🎵

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# ? Jul 10, 2023 04:26

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

where are the joke explainers of yesteryear

# ? Jul 10, 2023 04:29

emSparkly: I'm open to interpretation!

Is it against the flophouse rules to copy a floppy?

I am a patient they.

# ? Jul 10, 2023 07:07

FutonForensic

emSparkly posted:

Is it against the flophouse rules to copy a floppy?

It's against the rules to not share. if you got Oregon Trail we want to know about it

# ? Jul 10, 2023 19:23

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# ? May 8, 2024 06:03

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i used to drink from the flophose and i turned out ok

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Jul 10, 2023 19:25

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