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get one of those chimera cats and name it "Gill". get its brother and name it "Urien"
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BigBadSteve posted:A good name for a cat would be Selfish Prick, or Prick for short. My aunt knew someone who's cats were named Stop It and Damnit
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verbal enema posted:My aunt knew someone who's cats were named Stop It and Damnit Before Bill Cosby was a criminal he had joke like this
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Jul 9, 2023 02:59
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Samson, so I could come home and say ‘I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden’ but usually just the first line.
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Jul 9, 2023 03:06
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:all cats are named cat because they don't give a poo poo what you call them The only time they're called "Cat" is when you preface it with "You loving..." Otherwise all cats are named "rear end in a top hat" because that's what they are. Or "Shithead" as in "except you, you little shithead, you're not going anywhere"
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Jul 9, 2023 03:23
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One time I read a thing that said good cat names have higher-pitch sounds, because their main hearing range is higher than ours. So names with e and ts rather than o and rr. Dunno how true that is, but at one point I had a cat on extended loan who came with the name "Rosamund". Which IMO isn't a great cat name anyways, so I called her Rosie. She seemed to respond more to that very quickly.
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Fatrick posted:The only time they're called "Cat" is when you preface it with "You loving..." Otherwise all cats are named "rear end in a top hat" because that's what they are. Or "Shithead" as in "except you, you little shithead, you're not going anywhere" sorry, I thought that was implied
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Jul 9, 2023 03:41
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Growing up we had two cats that were called Pip and Whiffle Squeek It was fitting, Despite Pip Squeak being actually normal sized, his brother was huuuuuge
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Jul 9, 2023 03:56
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My cats name is Pumpkin because he is orange. It works on exactly one level.
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Jul 9, 2023 05:08
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There is no such thing as a good cat name. They will stare you down and piss in a corner and you don't get your deposit back
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Jul 9, 2023 05:16
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Go ahead and name your cat gently caress Face. It will be fine between you both
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Jul 9, 2023 05:18
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My first cat is named solo because the movie solo had just come out and he was the only surviving kitten from his litter. The other one is named chucky because he came from a batch we fostered whom we all named after Rugrats. He was the scaredy cat of the bunch.
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Rex Meteorite posted:My cats name is Pumpkin because he is orange. It works on exactly one level. the only level that works
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Smugworth posted:Toilet i named my last rat this, alongside Onion and Xanny Devito
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cumpantry posted:i named my last rat this, alongside Onion and Xanny Devito you got style cumpantry. I respect that
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Leroy and Marcellus are my boys.
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We bought two cats and my wife and I couldn’t settle on names but the moment we brought them through the door my eldest son points and goes “Huckleberry” “Rosemary” Which are perfect names. Months later we get a third cat and thought it would be fair to let my youngest son pick the cats name. My youngest son looks at the cat, points and goes “Armored Chainsaw” So from now on son two gets naming rights to everything.
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MonkeyHate posted:We bought two cats and my wife and I couldn’t settle on names but the moment we brought them through the door my eldest son points and goes I thought this was was gonna be a joke. Guess it kinda was. LOL?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I thought this was was gonna be a joke. Guess it kinda was. LOL? What if I told u that chainsaw was BLACK. Now is it still LOL 2u?
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MonkeyHate posted:What if I told u that chainsaw was BLACK. Now is it still LOL 2u? *gasps* Oh no! is black in a racist way or just without color?
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My wife calls him Bagheera. I call him Get Out of My Face. He calls himself Darker Than Shadow. 
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I named mine Sekhmet because Bast was too passé
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Darth Brooks posted:My wife calls him Bagheera. Bagheera and get out of my face are good names for a cat. I also like that you have two hampers in the picture
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 Hercules Sweet boy Lover boy
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Darth Brooks posted:My wife calls him Bagheera. A handsome Devil
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Charles is a good cat name Also El Gordito
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Oskar & Sotis
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Eclipse12 posted:
Is she one eyed or just dichromatic like a Turkish cat?
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the slinker the wriggler hoss girlfriend
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Benny Harvey posted:Is she one eyed or just dichromatic like a Turkish cat? She technically had two eyes but due to a birth defect, one is aligned wrong and the pupil is pointing mostly downward.  She's ridiculous and I spoil her.
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Luna but I call her Beef
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Hamilton (my parents' cat ... obtained when they were into the musical) but now he just goes by Ham or Hammy Sometimes I call him Hamistopher.
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What are the most basic bitch cat names?
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We had an oreo probably along with a quarter of everyone else who had a tuxedo.
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Socrates aka socks, sockie, sockster, furball, bumbag, shitbag, stinky, fish breath and a multitude of other names 
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when i was really young my granny had a lovely white cat called smudge. me and my sister called him "poo cat", because we were too young to say "pussycat" properly and the nickname stuck and the poor dude was known as Poo Cat for the rest of his life lol
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Eclipse12 posted:She technically had two eyes but due to a birth defect, one is aligned wrong and the pupil is pointing mostly downward. Derpy cats are the best Panic! At The Tesco posted:when i was really young my granny had a lovely white cat called smudge. me and my sister called him "poo cat", because we were too young to say "pussycat" properly and the nickname stuck and the poor dude was known as Poo Cat for the rest of his life lol So he was smear instead of smudge lol
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Loki, aka Loki Luke, Luke Duke, Loki Luke Skywalker, Uncle Luke, Loki Luki, Locash, Straight outta Locash, and about 600 other variants. Whereas my late and lamented Freya was known as Kitty and never got called her actual name.
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 This is Wumbus AKA Wumby, Wumble, Wumblina, Chumbwambwa
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 Wolfgang Alex AKA Wolf, The Wolf, Wolfie, Woof, Wolfenstein, White Boy, Bunny Brain
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