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Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

the market will find a solution

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


lumpentroll posted:

you should see a jiffy lube

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

lumpentroll posted:

you should see a doctor

they’re all dead, see the op

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
so the guy gets brain poisoned on 4chan and decides his mission is to run over to something awful and warn everybody????

NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

what's the EROI on a nuclear plant?
as OP has pointed out in earlier threads, nuclear plants take a shitload of concrete, which uses tons and tons of portland cement, which takes a shitload of energy to produce.
iirc, the EROI on nuclear is about 3:1, which is honestly just dogshit.

Why bother using Portland cement? We should be using Roman cement instead, it's not like we're going to abandon those nuclear plants after couple of years if we're going to rely on them for decades to come.

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Ben Nerevarine posted:

they’re all dead, see the op

you just need a baby doctor

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
found a doctor but he’s got oil all over his lab coat. I’m scrubbing him with dish soap but it’s not coming out. every time I blow into his stethoscope to get the oil out he yelps. sorry, little guy, it’s for your own good

copy
Jul 26, 2007

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN posted:

I like this part:

lol

copy
Jul 26, 2007

Crazypoops posted:

I bet we just left it somewhere it'll turn up

always the last place ya look...

copy
Jul 26, 2007

no lieutenant i was busy drilling oil that night

oh I see. drilling huh. ah gee see thats funny because we've already hit peak oil

well of course i meant tapping marginal things like tar. industry talk, you see, lieutenant

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
bout to frack your girl call it freak oil

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


gonna stockpile all the oil in my garage and sell it to nasa when they're good and desperate

copy
Jul 26, 2007

Nothus posted:

Dying with peak oil, not of peak oil


Pentecoastal Elites posted:

bout to frack your girl call it freak oil

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Oil this oil that. Oil keel ya irl

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 89 days!

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

bout to frack your girl call it freak oil

copy
Jul 26, 2007

i keep hearing that in my head but its the singer from 1880PAIN yelling it like the chorus of Freak Out

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

6 months? Hell yeah, definitely quitting my job today.

E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012


Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

Imshallah

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

it would be pretty funny if op was right

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

we are already out of oil. we've been burning mummies for a few years secretly

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen


Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
go see a doctor, that's definitely not normal. should be mostly solid, very little liquid and gas

making GBS threads lightning probably isn't good either

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Brain Candy
May 18, 2006

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

what's the EROI on a nuclear plant?
as OP has pointed out in earlier threads, nuclear plants take a shitload of concrete, which uses tons and tons of portland cement, which takes a shitload of energy to produce.
iirc, the EROI on nuclear is about 3:1, which is honestly just dogshit.

skill issue

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


Pentecoastal Elites posted:

taking a peak at yr tight oil

really queer Christmas posted:

I make charts for a living and can confirm their veracity.

I'll see you all on peakoil/forums.com - where jokes aren't illegal

lumpentroll posted:

the reason is peak oil you illiterate piece of poo poo

copy posted:

no lieutenant i was busy drilling oil that night

oh I see. drilling huh. ah gee see thats funny because we've already hit peak oil

well of course i meant tapping marginal things like tar. industry talk, you see, lieutenant

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

bout to frack your girl call it freak oil

lol

62223
Jun 22, 2023
i'm at ATLEAST the 5th level on this poo poo

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

I am buying up oil to refill the wells to stave off peak oil

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

62223 posted:

i'm at ATLEAST the 5th level on this poo poo

yeah we know

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
it’s not peak until we collectively start calling it guzzoline

62223
Jun 22, 2023
anytime today wikileaks

62223
Jun 22, 2023
how many more failed Evening News broadcasts till WikiLeaks A-Bombs this loving planet

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!

Nix Panicus posted:

I am buying up oil to refill the wells to stave off peak oil

thank you for your service

DavidD991
Jul 3, 2023

by vyelkin

Beeftweeter posted:

6 months? do i really have to wait that long?
:same:

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Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

bout to frack your girl call it freak oil

62223
Jun 22, 2023
mustang i'll wanna buy your perma'd account

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
we've been out of oil for ages, just coasting on ethanol and frack juice (fake oil) at this point. most people haven't seen a drop of legitimate oil since 2008

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

but I don't wanna wait 6 months :c

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 89 days!
and you dont have to. thats the privilege of being an american

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SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace
I turned the oil back on. You're welcome. You can close the thread now. *takes all of the hydrogen for himself*

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