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samcarsten posted:What’s the 19th century version of cspam? Getting drunk at the pub and talking politics until the barkeep throws you out. Then you masturbate and puke into the piss and poo poo-filled street until you blackout out and are then mounted and humped by a stray dog.
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samcarsten posted:What’s the 19th century version of cspam? Actual Karl Marx would actually be a poster
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Wakes up and does a fat line of cocaine that I just bought from the corner store , goes to work for 12 hours in the tar factory, comes home drinks half a bottle of heroin which I also bought at the corner store and goes to sleep
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Jul 12, 2023 18:15
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Sick again, can't tell if its cholera or just normal dysentery. Thank god all our work overalls have butt flaps so I can just work my 18 hour shift and poo poo on the job.
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Jul 12, 2023 18:17
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Getting drunk at the pub and talking politics until the barkeep throws you out. Then you masturbate and puke into the piss and poo poo-filled street until you blackout out and are then mounted and humped by a stray dog. *taps you with my beat stick Move it along now, c'mon, wake up.
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Beer Gay So What posted:Sick again, can't tell if its cholera or just normal dysentery. Thank god all our work overalls have butt flaps so I can just work my 18 hour shift and poo poo on the job. Here try some of this new fangled cough syrup that other guy found at the corner store
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Jul 12, 2023 18:19
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Here try some of this new fangled cough syrup that other guy found at the corner store Now with more Opium!
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Jul 12, 2023 18:20
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Been having chest pains so I got this electrified rectal dilator from the corner store. It says it works for all kinds of ailments. Also I did some more cocaine.
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Jul 12, 2023 18:23
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Just need a quick burr hole for this hangover and it's back to work for me!
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Toxic Mental posted:hello Snubs out hand rolled cigarette, finishes cappuccino, tips cap to Jean Paul, gets on bike and pedals down the printers street....
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Jul 13, 2023 01:29
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it's a me! a mario!
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Jul 13, 2023 01:31
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Digs well to get fresh clean drinking water. Digs hole for outhouse like 10 feet away and takes massive shits from all the vegetable fibre that I eat every day.
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Jul 13, 2023 01:34
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wesleywillis posted:Digs well to get fresh clean drinking water. Digs family cemetery right there too, good soil for digging.
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Jul 13, 2023 01:36
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showing off the photos of my dead infant at church
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Bad Purchase posted:showing off the photos of my dead infant at church Jebediah Zacariah Mordecai Young......
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Buce posted:it's a me! a mario!
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Jul 13, 2023 01:57
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did u hear about theodore? the gentleman literally poo poo himself to death!
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Jul 13, 2023 02:02
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18 kids?!?! drat bro, your wife likes to bone!!
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*fans self, wipes forehead with perfectly-folded handkerchief, swigs chicory coffee* my lord, y'all heard of the pho-to-grapher types up in yankeedom? they say they can show us the spirits of our dearly departed
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Jul 13, 2023 02:21
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:*fans self, wipes forehead with perfectly-folded handkerchief, swigs chicory coffee* My dear fellow, I have seen what these infernal photography machines can capture. And I dare say I could never imagine an anus could be stretched so wade.
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Jul 13, 2023 03:19
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Well 7 of my 12 kids died by the age of 10 working in the coal mines, but that means that the 5 who survived are the strong ones and thus my family lineage will carry on and be strong for years to come (3 more kids die in farming accidents before they turn 18).
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Jul 13, 2023 03:28
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wesleywillis posted:Well 7 of my 12 kids died by the age of 10 working in the coal mines, but that means that the 5 who survived are the strong ones and thus my family lineage will carry on and be strong for years to come (3 more kids die in farming accidents before they turn 18). This is my Home Town!
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Jul 13, 2023 03:30
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Share your most humorous correspondences [FOUR-IN-HAND NO]
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Jul 13, 2023 03:33
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Anyone wanna huff
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R.L. Stine posted:i support women's suffrage *is Black* USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
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Jul 13, 2023 04:05
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I say, I 'havent eaten a berry till nawlry a year hence? Anywot ken wonn a berry appeers?
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Jul 13, 2023 04:07
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Anyone wanna eat mummy's
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Anyone wanna eat mummy's One step ahead of you. *sneaks out your mom’s house and onto my penny farthing bike, huzzahing all the way home.*
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Anyone wanna eat mummy's
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Anyone wanna eat mummy's Bend your mind towards mine.
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Jul 13, 2023 04:30
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I'm going to party like it's 1899!
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Jul 13, 2023 04:52
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43 states? this is getting ridiculous, how am i supposed to remember all these
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Jul 13, 2023 05:53
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I think that Russian monarchy will rule the country for ever!
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wesleywillis posted:I think that Russian monarchy will rule the country for ever!
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*illustrates wealthy business magnates as fat money sacks with a dollar sign on the belly for the newspaper*
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"I'm very worried about the Y2K bug!"
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:For one hundred dollars each I shall take four wealthy and virtuous men down to the murky depths of the ocean on this wooden bathysphere, crafted diligently with mine own hands. Nemo... the actual Captain Nemo...
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Believe it friend, one day they shall take our pipe tobacco from us.
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