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its all nice on rice posted:One of the hosts from great British bake off is in this? It's amazing to me that Matt Lucas still has a career after inflicting not just Little Britain but Pompidou on the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6BzBntT_w8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uL01HUH8Tk
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Jelly posted:Honestly I doubt it can be worse than the Johnny Depp version as that is the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. yeh exactly, a traditionally handsome man with a chiseled jaw has already ruined movie Willy Wonka, like 20 years ago. Wilder's grave has long been pissed on, it's like the piss jesus by now. He's just floating in it.
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what if Gene Wilder's corpse is into that? you ever consider THAT, OP? don't kinkshame
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I think that's this new movie, yeah. From the trailer, it's all about how he defeated the chocolate cartels and became the biggest name in the chocolate business. They already showed an Oompa Loompa trapped in a glass jar. How'd he get in there, William, huh!?
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If only a young Richard Pryor was around to comment on this Gene Wilder desecration
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The only living actor I would trust to play willy wonka is none other than Chevy Chase
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Magic Hate Ball posted:It's amazing to me that Matt Lucas still has a career after inflicting not just Little Britain but Pompidou on the world Holy poo poo. There are no other words. Just... Holy poo poo.
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Pontificating rear end posted:In remembrance of 1971 classic Willy Wonka, arguably the best movie of all time, Are you for real with this OP?
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You Are A Elf posted:What in the hell? Why does Hugh Grant have his face plastered over a CGI model? This looks so fake. Putting him in a fat suit in front of a green screen would have been too expensive, more expensive than just some shittyass CGI and then slapping his head on top
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ngl I'm getting hyped for wonka
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This Chalomet guy is just new Keanu, relax
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Colonel Cancer posted:This Chalomet guy is just new Keanu, relax no, the new Tim Burton, that’s why he’s Timothy and not Keanothy
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I'd watch Timmy Mnemonic / Chalamancer imo
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actors i would like to see playing willy wonka in a movie sidney poitier brian dennehey avery brooks jeff goldblum danny devito christopher walken sean connery the 'got a light' guy from twin peaks
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free hubcaps posted:
Kind of reminds me of  edit: that weird Farnsworth version
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The Depp version wasn't as good as the original, but it was Okay. IMO, there's only two ways to make a Wonka movie in modern times: either you change all of the specifics of what he actually does so it still comes off as joyful and whimsical, or you lean into the fact that a lot of it is pretty hosed up. It's a guy obsessed with his own childhood and what he loved as a kid searching for "the perfect child" who fits his exacting standards and punishing those who are being children wrong (watch television too much, etc.) It's not the 70s anymore. People over-analyze this stuff now. You can't just go candy-themed-body-horror on some preteens without people asking questions. This movie is clearly going the other way and adjusting things for the modern audience, so I predict he is will only torture and transform those rival rich people.
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i want a willem dafoe wonka directed by robert eggers. "the chocolatier"
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I never got the moral of the movie. So the poor kid is good because he is... poor. Thats it. Anyways, not gonna watch this one, however I will be glad that instead of Michael Jackson, another creep backed by entertainment industry played Wonka in the previous movie
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:Matt Lucas was an awful British tv actor before he started being an awful bake off host This made me laugh more than it should, but I love Noel Fielding way too much so I'll always watch it.
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panorama_change posted:This made me laugh more than it should, but I love Noel Fielding way too much so I'll always watch it. Noel and Sandy was peak for me, I hope Matt’s replacement is better
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lol I just realized they legit just took job from an actor with dwarfism for no reason when it's basically the perfect role for them to get, wow nice one
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Colonel Cancer posted:This Chalomet guy is just new Keanu, relax this is so offensive.
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laserghost posted:I never got the moral of the movie. So the poor kid is good because he is... poor. Thats it. Doesn't have any super powers either, its bullshit
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Humanizing Willy Wonka with the "this is for you, mom" line is insane The audience is supposed to connect with Charlie Bucket, not the egomaniacal wizard of candy and fake death
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The movie is not for the Charlies out there, but Willie Wonkas working thanklessly in their miraculous factories
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R.L. Stine posted:i want a willem dafoe wonka directed by robert eggers. "the chocolatier" Why'd ye spill yer jelly beans?
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Pontificating rear end posted:In remembrance of 1971 classic Willy Wonka, arguably the best movie of all time, Timothee Chalamet will be pissing on Gene Wilder's Grave. They made a whole movie about it: so jealous of chalamet lamo COPIUM
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This director brought us Paddington, so I think we should all reserve judgment until viewing it on opening night.
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its all nice on rice posted:This director brought us Paddington, so I think we should all reserve judgment until viewing it on opening night. From the Director of Fury Road and the Ukraine resistance, it's Paddington 3
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:Noel and Sandy was peak for me, I hope Matt’s replacement is better Absolutely, I'm just happy I get to see Noel doing this even if it's currently dragged down by the white british Grimace knock off. Noel has amazing artwork he posts on his Instagram. He did a painting of Columbo called, "one more thing." https://imgur.com/a/F92cEqx
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If I were Chalamet's agent, I would recommend a raunchy 80's style R rated comedy for his next film.
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Hes a modern day Tom Hanks at best.
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Wee posted:Hes a modern day Tom Hanks at best. He wishes he was Hanks level.
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Timothee Chalamet in You've Got DM's
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Wee posted:this is so offensive. Towards whomst, the white guy who can't act or
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