|
looks bad
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 01:17
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 7, 2024 16:33 |
|
|
Chamalet in Jean Revoir's new black and white Euro flick "Stale bread lines"
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 01:21
|
|
|
Sports Chalet was enough we don't need two of these guys running around
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 01:24
|
|
|
This guys face is too angular. Way too much math going on with those angles. Fuckin math face
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 01:39
|
|
|
Haptical Sales Slut posted:This guys face is too angular. Way too much math going on with those angles. that's the kinda mathface the BGs spent tens of millennia breeding for buddy
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 01:40
|
|
|
I never thought I'd say this... Ezra Miller should have played Wonka.
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 02:20
|
|
|
MrQwerty posted:that's the kinda mathface the BGs spent tens of millennia breeding for buddy His name is a killing word
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 02:32
|
|
|
Chalamet Chalmetchalamet chalamememechala *blows up obelisk*
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 02:55
|
|
|
redshirt posted:No one has proved Arnie Hammer has eaten people. That’s because Armie Hammer ate the witnesses. *taps temple*
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 05:05
|
|
|
Timothee Chalamet looks like Pinocchio in lies of P
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 05:13
|
|
|
laserghost posted:I never got the moral of the movie. So the poor kid is good because he is... poor. Thats it. He's humble and honest and virtuous.
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 05:23
|
|
|
Wonka - Owen Wilson Charlie - Rebel Wilson Oompa Loompas - Jane Lynch, David Alan Grier, Eugene Levy, Gabriel Iglesias, Phil Morris, Toby Jones Grandpa Joe - Tim Robbins Slugworth - Sinbad
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 05:25
|
|
|
I'm going to do a knock-off: Carly and the Carob Factory. "Who can take a late autumn day and wrap it up in wax? Who can take the fat and knock it down a smack? The carob man!" JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Jul 13, 2023 |
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 05:35
|
|
|
If any current working actor is going to play Willy Wonka, it should be Jack Black. The Oompa Loompas can be Kyle Gass.
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 05:39
|
|
|
The problem is that they're going for an origin story. We need an ending story. It's like 40 years later and Wonka is like a boxer who thinks he's got one more fight left in him. Retirement just isn't working, anyway, and he wants to die like he lived: Making candy. Harrison Ford throws on the iconic purple hat and goes to work.
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 05:50
|
|
|
I just had a few other thoughts on this trailer... It appears to be a musical with all the dancing and fantasy scenes, and I know this sounds odd because it's not like it's a requirement for a trailer for such a film to feature them, but you'd think they'd have given us a 'taste' (heh) of something of a rip-roaring song or more than what feels like the bare trailer music we're getting. I know we have time for more trailers between now and release, but that just feels a bit off given the presentation of this trailer.
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 06:20
|
|
|
BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:If any current working actor is going to play Willy Wonka, it should be Jack Black. I was just about to suggest JB, only JB from twenty years ago, and then take away two hundred pounds. WW is supposed to be a very slight man, it's one thing Burton got right.
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 06:22
|
|
|
Les Os posted:Wonka - Owen Wilson 
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 07:37
|
|
|
Trailer looks fine IMO. Why are goons going crazy about a children's movie?
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 08:02
|
|
|
It’s completely unnecessary but harmless. The perfect target to unite goonkind.
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 08:05
|
|
|
Sekenr posted:Why are goons going crazy about a children's movie? Your question contains the answer you seek
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 08:09
|
|
|
My country Tim o thee! Sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing...
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 08:24
|
|
|
I like the trailer, and I enjoy Hugh Grant pissing off as many people as he can before he dies, too
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 09:10
|
|
|
I'm just not that into candy.
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 09:17
|
|
|
Sekenr posted:Trailer looks fine IMO. Why are goons going crazy about a children's movie? It's garbage and if you think "it looks cool" you have the brain of a child. hope. this. helps.
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 10:12
|
|
|
lol
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 10:39
|
|
|
Pontificating rear end posted:It's garbage and if you think "it looks cool" you have the brain of a child. hope. this. helps. I said it looks fine for what it is - a trailer for a children's movie 
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 10:49
|
|
|
Such whimsy and mirth!
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 10:55
|
|
|
This movie looks like it will bore the poo poo out of children, annoy the poo poo out of manchildren, and anger the poo poo out of thinkpiece writers.
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 11:32
|
|
|
Wee posted:Doesn't have any super powers either, its bullshit Lol
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 12:52
|
|
|
Sekenr posted:I said it looks fine for what it is - a trailer for a children's movie W-w-well...*angry sputtering
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 12:53
|
|
|
JediTalentAgent posted:This movie looks like it will bore the poo poo out of children, annoy the poo poo out of manchildren, and anger the poo poo out of thinkpiece writers. Yknow I think I m starting to like it!
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 13:11
|
|
|
I discovered movie is being written and directed by Paul King, and I gotta say Paddington 2 (which he also wrote and directed) slapped so I'll let the film simmer.
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 13:39
|
|
|
Convex posted:actors i would like to see playing willy wonka in a movie Roald Dahl originally wanted Spike Milligan for the role back in '71 but that obviously didn't work out, and that would've been a much different film, lol. Apparently all six Monty Python guys were also interested in the role but the studio nixed all of them because their profiles weren't big enough at the time. John Cleese as Wonka would have been something wildly different all over again. Speaking of profiles not fitting the film, Sammy Davis Jr was apparently super keen to play Bill the candy store owner so he could sing the 'Candy Man' song but he also got turned down, allegedly because he was too famous for such a small role and they felt that "the presence of a big star in the candy store scene would break the reality". Hmmmmm.  He wasn't even that much of a fan of the song and thought it was "too saccharine" but he recorded and released it anyway and ironically it was the biggest hit of his life and the only time he ever reached #1 on the Billboard chart. He was pretty fuckin' pissed that after his decades and decades of work it was the dumb Willy Wonka song that people knew him for.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz1syhcU39U The guy who wrote the Candy Man song for the film was also super hosed off about how it all turned out and hated the way the actor sung it. He begged the studio to let him re-do it himself but they refused. quote:Lyricist Anthony Newley has said in interviews that upon hearing Woods' rendition for the first time, he was appalled at the lack of commerciality in the performance – worrying that it would possibly be depriving the duo of not only a hit record, but an Oscar nomination as well. Roald Dahl wrote the original script for the film but the studio went behind his back to bring in someone to "punch it up" and change it around and when the film came out Dahl hated it and completely disowned it. He was pretty much bitter about it for the rest of his life and refused to let it or Glass Elevator be adapted again during his lifetime.
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 14:15
|
|
|
Trivia: Grandpa couldn’t get out of bed because he dutch ovened the covers so severely. Everyone in the room suffocates as soon as he whooshes the blankets and fills the room with unbreathable toxic gas. The movie that we see thereafter is the DMT-saturated final 20 seconds of Charlie’s brain shutting down. This is confirmed during the Fizzy Lifting Drinks scene when the characters fart and ascend towards heaven.
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 14:43
|
|
|
Should be set in Britain so it shouldn't be "candy" anyway. I have no feelings about this film either way. Make the great glass elevator, that book was weird as poo poo and those aliens scared the poo poo out of me as a little kid. "Scram".
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 14:46
|
|
|
I only remember being scared reading books twice as a little kid, both times it was Dahl - vermicious knids and the witches
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 15:03
|
|
|
the 1990 witches film was hosed up
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 15:48
|
|
|
I wonder if they'll bother to make Great Glass Elevator this time or just keep remaking the same loving story over and over.
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 16:01
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 7, 2024 16:33 |
|
|
he doesnt seem to have any emotion in his voice. has the guy tried acting
|
|
#
?
Jul 13, 2023 16:04
|
|
