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It’s Timmy Tim time It’s Timmy Tim time Ayyy now jump Ayyy now jump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ck8fv6iW3E The Wiggly Wizard fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Jul 13, 2023 |
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Wait is this going to be a musical? That'd be pretty rad.
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Jul 13, 2023 16:14
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R.L. Stine posted:willy wonka? more like willy wanker if you know what i mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIC3cV9TfjE
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Jul 13, 2023 16:19
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Wee posted:Hes a modern day Tom Hanks at best. Tom Hanks used to piss in all of his movies. Chalamet pisses on his predecessors' movies.
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Jul 13, 2023 16:20
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So why is everyone upset about this movie?
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Jul 13, 2023 16:23
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I don’t think anyone is really upset about this movie in this thread, tbh. If they really are, though, lol and lmao.
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Jul 13, 2023 16:38
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im upset by it because it's got this guy in it
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Jul 13, 2023 16:52
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That man is a goon. I refuse to believe otherwise.
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Jul 13, 2023 16:56
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i just heard an anguished scream was it gene's ghost? i think it might have been
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Jul 13, 2023 17:00
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Grey Cat posted:So why is everyone upset about this movie? I wrote 2 pretty well thought-out posts with a lot of jokes in them for some yall to kramer in the thread with "why goons so angry"  that secretly-angry goons love to do
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Jul 13, 2023 17:07
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I haven't read this thread I just wanted to post that I am pretty sure I watched the Johnny Depp willy wonka and I just realised I cannot remember a single bit of it. not a second
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Jul 13, 2023 17:11
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Roblo posted:Should be set in Britain so it shouldn't be "candy" anyway. 90 minutes of pure, vapid action as platoons of heavily-armed oompa-loompas are sent to die on a space station swarming with WETA-designed knids like this, but its a whimsical space hotel and there's more candy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AL-kScqdr0
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Jul 13, 2023 17:12
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Movie is gonna barely make back it’s budget at best.
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Jul 13, 2023 17:13
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Pontificating rear end posted:I wrote 2 pretty well thought-out posts with a lot of jokes in them for some yall to kramer in the thread with "why goons so angry" I'm definitely not angry and am definitely confused and asking in a genuine fashion. I'll watch this over avengers 69 any day honestly.
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Jul 13, 2023 17:17
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:im upset by it because it's got this guy in it slender man's accountant
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Jul 13, 2023 17:22
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I wouldn't say it's infuriating so much as... depressing. It basically is just a laundry list of all the crappy big budget movie cliches at this point. You got your reboot of a once-beloved film. You got your overly shiny, floaty, fake looking CGI. You've got comedy celebrities cast so they can do their shtick whether it's remotely germane to the setting or not. You got your mealymouthed studio mandated diversity casting. It's giving heavy Lady Ghostbusters vibes.
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Jul 13, 2023 17:32
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Grey Cat posted:I'm definitely not angry and am definitely confused and asking in a genuine fashion. I'll watch this over avengers 69 any day honestly. quote:Producer Michael Siegel (who also produced the 2005 Wonka remake) was asked what kind of audience he was hoping to reach with the new Wonka movie. He responded, greedily, saying, "We're obviously hoping to reach fans of the original Willy Wonka; taking what they loved about the first film, then pissing all over it. The playful, colorful aesthetic of the original Wonka factory? Now it's all brown. Grey and brown. And yellow. All the fecal colors.
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Jul 13, 2023 17:36
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Cosmik Slop posted:I wouldn't say it's infuriating so much as... depressing. It basically is just a laundry list of all the crappy big budget movie cliches at this point. You got your reboot of a once-beloved film. You got your overly shiny, floaty, fake looking CGI. You've got comedy celebrities cast so they can do their shtick whether it's remotely germane to the setting or not. You got your mealymouthed studio mandated diversity casting. It's giving heavy Lady Ghostbusters vibes. For sure, I'm definitely tired of Hollywood type films in general these days, they're all the same reboots put through the same filter. They all come out bland. I wish we'd go back to making original properties more often, but as long as it doesn't have the same "every character is a oneliner comedian even in the face of danger" then it'll still be better than most movies lately.
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Jul 13, 2023 17:37
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:im upset by it because it's got this guy in it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Q5dSbBczE he apologies for the above saying it (2007) was a "different time", while making this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75R1AW5YrZ4
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Jul 13, 2023 17:40
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there's going to be a scene in this film where he yellows/browns/blacks up
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Jul 13, 2023 17:44
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Big yikes, ah yes comedy boiled down to, "haha trans haha black".
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Jul 13, 2023 17:45
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crispix posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Q5dSbBczE  
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Jul 13, 2023 17:48
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:im upset by it because it's got this guy in it For a second I thought this was the guy who played the nazi spy who got his face melted in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Pretty sure he's not old enough to have done that part, though. BeastOfTheEdelwood fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jul 13, 2023 |
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Jul 13, 2023 17:49
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:im upset by it because it's got this guy in it That's quite a color palette
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Jul 13, 2023 17:59
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why didn't they cast chris pratt?
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Jul 13, 2023 18:21
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Bad Purchase posted:why didn't they cast chris pratt? It'sa me, Wonka. Wah... Hoo...
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Jul 13, 2023 18:22
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They shoulda cast Jeremy Allen White, he's a clone of Gene Wilder and can pull off the eerie aloofness of the character
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Jul 13, 2023 18:26
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Cosmik Slop posted:I wouldn't say it's infuriating so much as... depressing. It basically is just a laundry list of all the crappy big budget movie cliches at this point. You got your reboot of a once-beloved film. You got your overly shiny, floaty, fake looking CGI. You've got comedy celebrities cast so they can do their shtick whether it's remotely germane to the setting or not. You got your mealymouthed studio mandated diversity casting. It's giving heavy Lady Ghostbusters vibes. Speaking of beloved childhood fantasy musical movies getting CGI-ed remakes/reboots, they've been trying to get Labyrinth 2 off the ground for a few years now and the latest update was that they were thinking of bringing back Bowie's goblin king Jareth via CGI
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Jul 13, 2023 18:33
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Speaking of beloved childhood fantasy musical movies getting CGI-ed remakes/reboots, they've been trying to get Labyrinth 2 off the ground for a few years now and the latest update was that they were thinking of bringing back Bowie's goblin king Jareth via CGI Will they make sure to give cgi bowie a massive hog bulge?
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Jul 13, 2023 18:34
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Speaking of beloved childhood fantasy musical movies getting CGI-ed remakes/reboots… That reminds me, I only recently found out filming is currently under way for Beetlejuice 2 (maybe it’s finished already?). Like… was anyone really clamoring for a sequel 35 years after the original?
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Jul 13, 2023 18:43
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You Are A Elf posted:That reminds me, I only recently found out filming is currently under way for Beetlejuice 2 (maybe it’s finished already?). Like… was anyone really clamoring for a sequel 35 years after the original? I fuckin* loved the ori They're bringing a lot of the old cast back for that one, and Tim Burton is actually staying in his lane making that movie. It's a real sequel; I think it will be good.
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You Are A Elf posted:That reminds me, I only recently found out filming is currently under way for Beetlejuice 2 (maybe it’s finished already?). Like… was anyone really clamoring for a sequel 35 years after the original? There's still a lot of juice left to squeeze there, there was a pretty successful Beetlejuice stage musical which opened on Broadway in 2019 and ran for over 600 shows, and in Dec 2022 they started a 26 city tour around the US which will run until June 2024: https://beetlejuicebroadway.com/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpPB6xEiI_s It turns out that the music and lyrics are by Australian triple threat Eddie Perfect, lol I actually worked on a show with him back in 2003 when he was just starting out. It was a super low budget production of Bat Boy The Musical where Eddie was in the starring role and I was mostly making props out of papier mache in my loungeroom and mixing up big vats of fake blood for the gore scenes. And now twenty years later he's a world renown Tony Award nominee and I'm .... still here in the same house, posting about him on GBS 
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Grey Cat posted:Will they make sure to give cgi bowie a massive hog bulge? They're going to give him a CGI bulge that audiences couldn't even imagine before now, it's going to bulge into rooms ahead of him like the intention energy beams in Donnie Darko https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQp7gw-qVK8
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Jul 13, 2023 22:37
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:They're going to give him a CGI bulge that audiences couldn't even imagine before now, it's going to bulge into rooms ahead of him like the intention energy beams in Donnie Darko I haven't seen this movie in a hot minute. I completely forgot about that bit. All the memory slots of that movie were filled with frank.
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"Some people really like the blueberry scene." -Roald turns over in his grave. "Here is our new vision of willy wonka." -Starts spinning faster. "We are changing the language used in the books because it has the words "fat" and "ugly" in it and there is no gender diverse representation of oompa loompas." -Begins boring through the earth at great speed. "Here, another willy wonka." -Is spinning so fast he is now generating the energy of the sun.
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Jul 14, 2023 05:11
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The new "It" Boy.
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Jul 14, 2023 05:12
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Timothee Chalamet looks more like a William Wonka
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Jul 14, 2023 05:18
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deep dish peat moss posted:Timothee Chalamet looks more like a William Wonka A Sugar Boy
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:the 1990 witches film was hosed up Jesus Christ
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That whole opening bit with the 'no, scratch that, reverse it' feels like his delivery should be more fast-talking carnival barker who is tripping over his own words and corrects himself at the end. It comes off rehearsed rather than natural or engaging in any way. Seems like it should be manic, or amused, or shaky, or something other than what it is.
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