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oompah loompa doompa de doo, that's not chocolate it's actually poo oompah loompa doompa de dee, don't drink the lemonade it's made out of pee
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I had Great Glass Elevator as a child and had no idea a previous book even existed, like I thought “a man has given his chocolate factory to a small child, then flown the child’s family into space” was just setup for some Verminous Knid adventures
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Jul 15, 2023 00:24
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they should get limp biskit for this
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Jul 15, 2023 01:28
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Grey Cat posted:So why is everyone upset about this movie? 
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Jul 15, 2023 02:18
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I would really enjoy a muppets willie wonka with gonzo as wonka
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Jul 15, 2023 02:20
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Gonzo’s chickens would be the Oompa Loompas.
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Jul 15, 2023 02:22
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would someone not aware of the gene wilder wonka know what they are looking at with this movie? like, in this trailer he’s got on a purple wonka coat and a top hat and has a pocket full of magic objects (candy? do they even say it’s candy?) that can, fly? He’s magic? But he lives in a lovely poor person apartment? ok, by cultural osmosis purple coat means wonka Johnny Depp was a leading actor and played a wonka so get another new actor to be famous and put on the purple coat and, something something
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Jul 15, 2023 02:35
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i'm sorry to say that photographs of willy wonka with jeffrey epstein have surfaced
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Thesaurus posted:Now imaging it as a sequel... Wonka as Colonel Kurtz clings to power. He has gone truly mad and has retreated into the bowels of his chocolate factory/candy jungle, protected by a tribe of wild oompa loopas who worship him as a god. He's begun to engage in increasingly violent and disturbing tactics against his competitors like Slugworth. Charlie Bucket slowly makes his way up the chocolate river on that psychedelic river boat and ultimately decapitates Wonka with some kind of candy machete. Obviously a candy machete shaped, over a period of several hours, by sucking on a giant candy cane. Quotey posted:he doesnt seem to have any emotion in his voice. has the guy tried acting From what I’ve seen of him, no. Bored fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Jul 15, 2023 |
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I hope this is a bait and switch and the real movie turns out have a psychopath trying to rob a Wonka store only for robot to pop out of the cash register and it turns into a 90 minute Superjail movie.
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Jul 19, 2023 02:37
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Lol
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Jul 19, 2023 03:19
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Well, I won't stand for this now. Gonzo is a top 7 muppet and deserves some respect.
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