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He is the Kistwasthedaratz!
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Jul 12, 2023 12:29
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This Fall on The CW.... Wonka: Senior Year
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Jul 12, 2023 13:53
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Relatedly, I am sooooo over the Tim Burton - Johnny Depp - Helena Bonham Carter oeuvre. I mean, I still dig big tiddie Goth girls, but not like that.
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Jul 12, 2023 14:03
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Thesaurus posted:“In the version first published, [the Oompa-Loompas were] a tribe of 3,000 amiable black pygmies who have been imported by Mr. Willy Wonka from ‘the very deepest and darkest part of the African jungle where no white man had been before.’ Mr. Wonka keeps them in the factory, where they have replaced the sacked white workers. Wonka’s little slaves are delighted with their new circumstances, and particularly with their diet of chocolate. Before they lived on green caterpillars, beetles, eucalyptus leaves, ‘and the bark of the bong-bong tree.'” [from Jeremy Treglown’s Roald Dahl: A Biography] Thank God Maggie sorted that all out.
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Jul 12, 2023 14:42
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Thesaurus posted:Prequel should be heart of darkness / Wonka crossover Seeking the deepest, darkest chocolate down the river... The Doors play....
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Jul 12, 2023 14:46
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You Are A Elf posted:Timothee Chalamet sounds like a name from the roster of Fighting Baseball for the SNES. You know the one. PEPPY GROUNDOUT
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Jul 12, 2023 14:48
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Thesaurus posted:Now imaging it as a sequel... Wonka as Colonel Kurtz clings to power. He has gone truly mad and has retreated into the bowels of his chocolate factory/candy jungle, protected by a tribe of wild oompa loopas who worship him as a god. He's begun to engage in increasingly violent and disturbing tactics against his competitors like Slugworth. Charlie Bucket slowly makes his way up the chocolate river on that psychedelic river boat and ultimately decapitates Wonka with some kind of candy machete. *Rubs milk chocolate head.... The horror......
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Jul 12, 2023 15:11
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naem posted:so, Jonny Depp was a lead actor movie star type known for taking quirky comedy roles in movies throughout his career already, who did a willy wonka movie late in his career, already established and successful, probably had a lot of fun doing it "Tim Burton's Creative Vision" can be summarized by any goon. It's done.
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Jul 12, 2023 15:46
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A Fancy Hat posted:We just had a Flash movie come out starring a person who kidnapped some kids. Amie Hammer is a cannibal rapist and Hollywood kept trying to make him a thing for like half a decade. No one has proved Arnie Hammer has eaten people.
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Jul 12, 2023 15:50
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Actual Satan posted:Roald Dahl wrote a story about neighbors who make a plan to rape each other's wives and it works. They rape each other's wives. It was a different time...
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Jul 12, 2023 16:09
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bossy lady posted:gonna go see this in theaters and just rip huge farts the whole 2 and a half hour runtime Bring some beans!
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Jul 12, 2023 16:56
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Oompa Loompas should sign up with the Lolipop Guild IMO.
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Jul 12, 2023 18:14
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Animal-Mother posted:People get really weird about Gene Wilder. Like yeah he was very funny and his life was tragic, but people talk about him like "There's Jesus Christ, the prophet Muhammad, Buddha, and Gene Wilder." Thanks, but this is my shooting hand.
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Jul 12, 2023 19:19
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Brain Curry posted:Willie Wanka OYE! GUVNAH!
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Jul 12, 2023 20:18
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Wonka Do...
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Jul 12, 2023 21:21
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its all nice on rice posted:This director brought us Paddington, so I think we should all reserve judgment until viewing it on opening night. From the Director of Fury Road and the Ukraine resistance, it's Paddington 3
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Jul 12, 2023 22:56
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So whimsical!
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Jul 12, 2023 23:35
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If I were Chalamet's agent, I would recommend a raunchy 80's style R rated comedy for his next film.
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Jul 13, 2023 00:04
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Wee posted:Hes a modern day Tom Hanks at best. He wishes he was Hanks level.
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Jul 13, 2023 00:26
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Chamalet in Jean Revoir's new black and white Euro flick "Stale bread lines"
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Jul 13, 2023 01:21
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MrQwerty posted:that's the kinda mathface the BGs spent tens of millennia breeding for buddy His name is a killing word
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Jul 13, 2023 02:32
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I'm just not that into candy.
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Jul 13, 2023 09:17
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Such whimsy and mirth!
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Jul 13, 2023 10:55
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The new "It" Boy.
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deep dish peat moss posted:Timothee Chalamet looks more like a William Wonka A Sugar Boy
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