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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Yes, it's called "Fleshlight", it's just like one of your bronze oil lamps, but you can gently caress it.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

pixaal posted:

we had something similar back in the day, it was called Wormhole X-treme

Make it spin!

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Well you can't just poke out someone's eye even if they poked out your eye. You have to file a report with the police and then wait for the eye stabber to get arrested and stand trial, but if he's very wealthy then he might just be able to weasel out of it.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

emSparkly posted:

Well you can't just poke out someone's eye even if they poked out your eye. You have to file a report with the police and then wait for the eye stabber to get arrested and stand trial, but if he's very wealthy then he might just be able to weasel out of it.

I poked out someone's eye once and the Boston PD really didn't want to file a report.

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