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So this nobleborn used his family inheritance money from their emerald mine slave estates to find a way to extract a tithe every time someone in the kingdom buys something. This eventually made him the richest lord in the land, and he used that fortune to make chariots powered by lightning! And sky chariots powered by fire that can fly to the heavens! This gained him many followers and worshippers. But the gods were so displeased by this blasphemy they cursed his chariots to regularly catch fire and explode, killing many nearby firstborns. And after his favourite concubine left him, in his grief he spent all his money on a... err... huge wax tablet on which everyone across the kingdom can inscribe messages at once. And then, in an attempt to regain his fortune, the nobleman started to invite people angry about the Israelite tribes to write messages on it in exchange for 8 pieces of silver a month. This angered the other citizens and they refused to read the tablet any more. This finally displeased the most powerful of all the gods, the Mighty Al-Gurthm who transferred his favour to the rival Lord Zuulker-Baag instead.
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So, you remember those little fertility idol statues that your artisans and craftsmen used to sculpt? You know, the little figurine ones with enormous tits, dicks and oversized bellies? And how most were not actually modelled after the human form, but a strange mix of human and animal traits, like an anthropomorphic fox or cat woman? Well, for only a few coins you can now commission your own personal ones of these on this little thing called Deviantart...
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Great news! Several artifacts and treasures from your time and homeland have survived. They're currently in this place called the British Museum. What? No, of course you can't have them back! Why not? Well, because
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Kahh-ren is unsatisfied with the copper he supplied and requests an audience with his overlord.
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