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Gherkin Jerkin
Jan 22, 2006

With great power, comes great crunchability...
Why is this so hard to understand? He can't have those shoes because they are too large for him. They don't even fit! No, dogs don't wear shoes in our time. Well, not in summer anyways. That's not the point though...

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Gherkin Jerkin
Jan 22, 2006

With great power, comes great crunchability...
Passed down a generation, I shall share with you a tradition introduced to us by one of our most renown scholars.

Please, if you would be so kind, lower your head, bend down, and lean forward. Good! Now, look towards the heavens. Yes, it is indeed awkward to stand so, but you shall be cleverly rewarded! Finally you must open your mouth to receive your blessing.

I shall now begin. Be prepared to taste the nectar of the gods. To honor this tradition it has been given a name. Remember it for it is called Wheezin the Ju'ice.

Pulls lever

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